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Guest MR BOJANGLES

1000 posts!!! i feel the power washing over me!!!

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

for my thousandth post, id like to say:

1.im only half drunk

2.i think i have pneumonia

3. im bout to get a fat raise for being "a natural"

4.im left handed

5.my nose is crooked

6.ramen noodles are the bomb...still

7. watch vanilla sky

8.aliens are real

9.dont do tattoos with indian ink

10. i love iris

:king:

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

theyre all equals, and all VERY special to me.;)

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for my 1151 post id like to say

-im not even remotely drunk

-im hungry and thirsty

-i need new pants

-im depressed

-im right handed

-watch blackhawk down

-i dont have any tatoos

-i dont know what ramen noodles are , but i assume they r basically cup-o-noodles

-i have a temper

-my cell phone is out of minutes

-love hurts

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welll i believe its my 1279 post , and id like to add.

-im someone drunk . not mentioning wat it is im drunk on.

-i need to get up and clean my room

-my neighbor is a fat slob that hates me

-need to make more friends

-need sleepy.

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for my uh...something post i would like to say...

 

Im not drunk, but usually am, and ramen is sounding really really fucking good right now...

hey, did i mention...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im reaaaaaally stoned?!

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um this seems fun.... so i'd just like to say:

 

1. I got some nails on my toes

2. i hate jay leno.

3. i should be watching jay leno right now.

4. no one interesting is online

5. Oolong.

6. i hate jay leno

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for my whatever numbered post (since everyone was putting their 2 cents into it....)

 

1. i love my man

2. i am not drunk

3. i am sore all over my body and can't walk correctly for shit

4. i hate my fist class teacher

5. i have a bunch of flicks in the handjobs (no it's not a porno website...its a graf website) site

6. i realized that i really do like to be a loner

7. for some reason i keep eating but i am not full...time for mashed potatoes

8. stupid pants that dont look good with these boots that i have

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wow..i came in august and iam only at like 150 or something dam......with my old name i was 10 away from 500 but i couldnt log in with that..............iam really saying not much......

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Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder

thats what im saying...fuck the number of posts, and take a look at the date of registration...what

 

yup... and on the ramen tip i just put on a pot of pork flavor

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

yup... and on the ramen tip i just put on a pot of pork flavor

 

 

ahhh i been havin the beef kind simmerin... with a bullion cube, or however you spell that shit. i can turn that jail soup into a delcassie even though i cant spell it. i miss the spicey chicken kind, i aso miss the hot an spicy bowl of noodles kind too with that chinese writing on it..

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too bad a lot of your posts are "cool," "rad," "i fuck mad bitches," "i have 1000 posts," or "nice trains," and never anything relevant.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

1. I'm drinking some crazy Korean Aloe juice that feels like a mouthfull of translucent slugs and I'm loving it.

 

2. Beer is better though.

 

3. I have a lot of fucking work to do for next week, and I won't do shit till Sunday night.

 

4. "Blowin' Wax", by People Under the Stairs, is my new favorite hip hop song, and "Abduction", by Tech Itch and Decoder, is my new favorite drum n' bass dong. Haha, I just wrote "dong" instead of "song" and I'm not gonna fix it.

 

5. My girl rocks.

 

6. I don't have tattoos, and never will.

 

7. I have exactly 47 packets of Ramen Noodles in my cupboard. And I do believe they cost less than $5.

 

8. Watch Fellini's "8-1/2".

 

9. Beer,

 

10. El Mamerro

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