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Salt Life is an unofficial crew for dudes who fantasize about being some sort of modern day playboy pirates.  Just guessing that most people with one of those stickers doesn't fish or own a boat, maybe they get invited onto their buddy's boat once a month.  Probably a lot of others who have that sticker who just like going to the beach.  Betting that the downfall of the company's founder has left them feeling.... salty?

 

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8 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

 

a top 5 annoying lifestyle brand about nothing has a cofounder who's into kids. 

 

what are the other 4? what's the power rankings? 

 

There is the casual murder at slight inconvenience lifestyle

 

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Then there is the "I'm a mermaid" lifestyle bitch

 

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Then we have the Thick girl lifestyle. A good 90% of the time they are gonna be past the thickness threshold and are sporting full on trucker arms.

 

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10 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

i wonder how many people are out scraping the salt life stickers off of their vehicles now? i bet it's a lot..

I wonder how many are sticking the sticker today. hashtag creep life

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Honestly don't think any of those mid life crisis inbreds will be out scraping their stickers off. Probably just glad one of the brand's founders has proof he touched a young vag at one point after his 4th divorce proceeding. Inspiration.

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3 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

I'm also assuming there are a lot of landlocked people repping the Salt Life

 

i used to work for a guy from lancaster pa who rocked a salt life decal on his truck. i was absolutely ruthless. 

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Next up crossover megabranded  shit, like I'm gonna ride my Orange County Chopper to the Outer Banks while playing my Duck Dynasty duck calls on the way.  Cue mega logo of a duck riding a motorcycle while jumping over a boat.  It's all about that duck bike boat life, word.

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