Iris Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 run over their face with your car. (duh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by Iris run over their face with your car. (duh) yeah like how dumb are you uh yeah like.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by TEE_rase_war yeah like how dumb are you uh yeah like.... dost thou mock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by Iris run over their face with your car. (duh) i'd go for a tonka truck...think of the explanation...ughh yeah i broke my jaw...(someone else) oh how? (them)...ughh a tonka truck hit me. eh i think i need sleep...this makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stentoria Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 ^^ some people are bad at picking up sarcasm hit em in the stomach first. that way they bend over and are stunned. then go for the face. the twist thing is good advice too. have fun kiddo =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Get a crowbar and hit em in the jaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 It is most enjoyable to clothesline people with your bike lock whilst riding by at a high rate of speed. Krypto pocket u-locks are highly recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 k....here are the plans.... mix up a whole bunch of cement.... dip your hands and feet ( head too for fun) into it... keep layering the cement...so dip acouple times then punch the guy in the back of the head with your cement fists he will hit is face on a wall, or the ground and break his jaw then procede to kick him with your cement feet. this should acomplish your goal, our goal Iris: 'I shake my genitals in your general direction" Montey python :D no beefski um fer sher duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by TEE_rase_war k....here are the plans.... Iris: 'I shake my genitals in your general direction" Montey python :D no beefski um fer sher duh! i think i caught some of your genital wind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 ohhh jeeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 Re: fuck breaking the jaw... Originally posted by swif1 http://www.sptimes.com/2002/02/05/SouthPin...dies_in_S.shtml this shit is gruesome....damn....machetes are evil, my friend has a pretty nice one.... i wouldnt know about breaking jaws though...im more of a pacifist...if i fight though, expect me to use anything around me for defense...lead pipes, pieces of metal, ect..... i think the correct quote from monty python's holy grail is 'i spit in your gerneral direction'....i dont know about shaking genitals....funny none the less... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 well people have beef with me right now so when i go bombing..ima carry 2 steel hammers with me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 wait. i wouldnt even bother with the jaw. i just shoot em. or tie him up and beat him to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest L.RonHubbard Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 id say be careful punching kids in hard places like a jaw or a forehead unless you already know how to fight because i recently broke my hand 2 times in 2 montsh doing just that. Try headbutts to the nose, they wont expect it and your head is rock solid too and guaranteed to fuck shit up if you hit em with your forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian A Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 so a nice jab while someones talking maybe? when i was 17 i broke a guys jaw in 2 places with one pretty nasty right cross (mind you im a trained boxer and was training back then too). i cant remember the fight too clearly because it happened so quick but all i remember was seeing the guys jaw open just a little bit and i cracked him. end of story. one assault charge later and i was back at the gym heavy to train that shot. my point - jaws are not tough to break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 So you bumped a 15 year old thread to tell us that story for your first 12oz post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Solid bump... Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I broke someone's jaw once. She swallowed. Then she went to the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I'd like to remind anyone suggesting that the OP use weapons that you're suggesting to him/her to do something that will very potentially end up in an attempted murder charge. A felony will ruin anyone's life.... not to mention a lot of people that think they're bad ass are actually delicate little flowers and probably not that hard to fuck up anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Considering the timeline even if they did go away for attempted murder they'd almost certainly be free by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Lotta good stuff in this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Best way to break someones jaw- hit 'em in the jaw w/ something. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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