CIPHER_one Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Dear Man magazine Need advice? Well, you could be normal and consult your shrink. Or you could save some money and seek the perspective of a male celebrity. This time, hunky Luke Wilson, star of Bottle Rocket and Home Fries, does the honors. Q: I really like my boyfriend, but I don't understand why he acts so immature when he gets around his friends. -- Martyra, Columbus, Ohio A: Baudelaire once said, "Genius is childhood recaptured at will." I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that your boyfriend and friends may be geniuses. Q: When I bring my boyfriend to visit my parents, he often stays in bed until 3 or 4 p.m. It embarasses me. What should I do? -- Winnie, Bath, Michigan A: I feel like I need more information. How old is the guy? He sounds like he may still be growing. Does he wake up in a great mood? Does he wake up cranky, asking where the hell breakfast is? I just don't know, but if there is one thing I have learned about relationships, it's acceptance, acceptance, acceptance. Q: My husband never, ever lets me drive when he is in the car. What is the deal? I'm a good driver -- Riding Shotgun in Charlottesville, North Carolina A: That's an interesting question. Oddly, it has been scientifically proven that the genetic makeup of the male will cause him to explode if not at the wheel. Q: Lately my boyfriend has criticized my eating habits and my weight. It really makes me uncomfortable. Should I say something? -- Mary, Seattle A: I think it's time to leave a note saying, "Gone for enchiladas and a milkshake." The man is a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos is me Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Originally posted by CIPHER_one A: Baudelaire once said, "Genius is childhood recaptured at will." I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that your boyfriend and friends may be geniuses. The man is a genius. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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