Mercer Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 (edited) Edited October 25, 2022 by Mercer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 Sink nutter oner. Bathroom 99.9% of the time Kitchen 0.1% of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 I usually place my semen inside a woman’s cervix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 This feels strangely like a @wherethread…. nodaddick 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 If I bust in or on my wife we have nice soft washcloths in the nightstand for clean up. If I'm beating the bishop I typically bust on a paper towel and toss it in the trash. (Bounty select a size). When I was deployed the only place for privacy was in the 100⁰+ portajohns, so I learned how to jack off onto piles of shit watching porn on an ipod with headphones. I use this example to explain the difference between us to a woman who thinks her sex drive compares. Adapt and overcum. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Cumming is kind of gay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 In Women's nutrient shakes, adding Protein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 ^Adjust your aim there partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Fist 666 said: If I bust in or on my wife we have nice soft washcloths in the nightstand for clean up. If I'm beating the bishop I typically bust on a paper towel and toss it in the trash. (Bounty select a size). When I was deployed the only place for privacy was in the 100⁰+ portajohns, so I learned how to jack off onto piles of shit watching porn on an ipod with headphones. I use this example to explain the difference between us to a woman who thinks her sex drive compares. Adapt and overcum. Gnarly. No disrespect to the dudes behind in line but I’m 100% not j/o’ing into the bowl of poop. My shit is going right there on the wall or back of the door. Not even feasible to stare at those mounds of garbage and blast off lol. Fuck that. Definitely done a lot of porta potty jerking too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Vasectomy oner - shoot in my girl consistently with zero worries. Shocked some fools are nutting in the sink, haha. I been a sock/dirty towel shooter from day one - straight to the laundry. Dudes, we are basically disgusting animals smh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Imagine calling yourself straight after you jerked off your penis until climax. Damn how deep are y’all’s closets? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Dark_Knight said: after you jerked off your penis until climax I do usually jerk off my penis until climax, am I doing it wrong? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 26, 2022 Author Share Posted October 26, 2022 The straightest option is gender reassignment surgery and finger banging. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 yep as @LUGR said this thread definitely giving off where ptsd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 my next door homohomie wipes his cum on his cat gays dont know to creampie pussy 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Bout fucking time @Toiletseatresurfaced from the depths of the shit lagoon. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, LUGR said: Bout fucking time @Toiletseatresurfaced from the depths of the shit lagoon. You can't keep a good seat down 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 1 1 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Saw this on the road today , , , , 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 IDK that Fifi Sock on Lock is some pretty intense wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 Any females want to chime in on what they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 And to clarify: if the Johns had the urinal in tact and the lid would close, I would opt for that, busting on turds wasn't the goal, just to be clear. What's up @Toiletseat , glad to see youre still around to share your wisdom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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