Using a microwave for anything other than reheating is for low IQ douche nuggets. Change my mind.

[LUGR]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_dog

[morton]

I have some corn tortillas in the fridge that I would hear to with a microwave if I had one.

 

The bananas and ketchup pic combined with this culinary work highlights the duality of a man who catches cleans and cooks his fish and then turns around to this. 

[Deine Mudder]

two shits one mug

[mr.yuck]

Lolz. Nailed it. 

 

Did you cook it in the mug and then scoop it into the bowl or did you just nuke the bowl.

[LUGR]

5 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

Lolz. Nailed it. 

 

Did you cook it in the mug and then scoop it into the bowl or did you just nuke the bowl.

Nuked the mixing bowl. I was going to transfer it to a mug, but the batter was so thick and creamy from all the mayo that it would have been challenging to get it all. Didn’t want to waste any.

[LUGR]

Y’all pussyfoots need to loosen up and live a little….dip a banana in ketchup, microwave a mayo brownie.

[Deine Mudder]

6 minutes ago, LUGR said:

the batter was so thick and creamy from all the mayo that it would have been challenging to get it all. Didn’t want to waste any.

 

that's what she said

[Deine Mudder]

24 minutes ago, LUGR said:

Y’all pussyfoots need to loosen up and live a little

 

Gotta admit I love what you did with the rainbow sprinkles 🙂

 

 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said:

 

Gotta admit I love what you did with the rainbow sprinkles 🙂

 

 

Happiness is in the details. Glad you enjoyed!

[mr.yuck]

I was sittin here thinking. I really only like snap dogs anyway. Can one even achieve snappivity in a microwave? 

[Mercer]

Me: sees some shit I want to buy.

 

Wife: you’ve got shit at home.

 

Shit at home:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, LUGR said:This shit is amazing.

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

7 hours ago, LUGR said:

Suck my filthy fudge hater.

 

This shit is amazing.

This looks about as good as my Mac and cheese pizza. 

[LUGR]

4 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

glass of milk

I just ate the left overs. Poured half and half over it since no milk.

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

This looks about as good as my Mac and cheese pizza. 

Bro….don’t kid yourself. Mine is chocolate with sprinkles. Yours is cardboard pizza on a cardboard box.

[LUGR]

Round # 2. I tried it with eggs and coconut oil. Added marshmallows and extra sprinkles to sweeten it up for you haters.

[LUGR]

Scored again! It’s tasty as fuuuuuk.

[Deine Mudder]

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said:

If I was smoking that shit…..I would probably make another one.

[Elena Delle Donne]

some horrors in this thread, nice work. 

[Elena Delle Donne]

@Mercer we need a ruling.  @LUGRis cooking in your microwave thread 

Edited October 3, 2022 by Elena Delle Donne

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

@Mercer we need a ruling.  @LUGRis cooking in your microwave thread 

I’m trying to change his mind by posting tasty microwaveable treats.

[Mercer]

26 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

@Mercer we need a ruling.  @LUGRis cooking in your microwave thread 

 

 

[LUGR]

Y’all ducking with my microwave nachos?

 

sea salted tortilla chips, chedder, gouda, ghost pepper flakes, fried onions and lime

[Mercer]

[LUGR]

[LUGR]

Be honest. Y’all sniff that white? That creamy mayo.

[Deine Mudder]

I like to dip my zucchini in it when nobody's lookin' 

[MrSirius]

I haven’t had a microwave for 7 years. Only thing I miss it for is popcorn. 
 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, MrSirius said:

I haven’t had a microwave for 7 years. Only thing I miss it for is popcorn.