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"Those breasts were lethal weapons"

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"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

 

ha ha. please kindly fuck off and die.

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so... who has to call the bride to be? Is that something thae best man is supposed to do?

 

"dude, will you be my best man? All you have to do is hold the ring and make a toast at the reception... oh, and call my girl if I accidentally get smothered by a stripper's tits."

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Guest The Fratboy.

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one time i was rammin this chick in her ass, and i reached around for a tit grab and a fuckin fake boob popped outta her bra. i was like, what bitch? then she sucked my cock, it was fuckin hella bomb.

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It could really happen, it's a dangerous world out there. I personally have nearly suffocated in some triple Fs. After my experience I had a whole new appreciation for big boobs. Lethal cleavage!

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first off fratboy you are fucking annoying I hope you try to lick your own asshole one night, shit on your face and choke to death on it you stupid fuck

 

second any of you fucking moronic pieces of shit that believe that can eat a dick

 

third 72DD breasts means she was on large tub o fat...the DD is the size of the breast cup and the 72 is how big around her chest is. a 72 inch chest...hmm lets thnk about that one...hmm FAT ASS STUPID STRIPPER FUCKING CUNT RAG WITH A KNIFE IN BOTH SCREAEMING MY NAME WHEN I SHIT IN HER ASSHOLE>

 

I fucking hate strippers that is one of ht sluttiest and most disgusting and demeaning things a girl can do other than porn. Disgusting fucking cunts. I hope every fucking stripper in the planet gets together in one HUGE warehouse and all thier cooters fall off..then you know what I am going to do? I am going to take all the disgustingly nasty slut holes and gather them up in a plastic bag and sell them to arbys as discounted roast beef because we all know that thier sandwiches look like a gross as mother fucking cunt that has been fucked a billion times by some stupid coke head then left out in the sun too god damn long.

 

fuck every single one of you and I hope your eyeballs fucking rot.

 

god I am in a bad fucking mood

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Guest serpent of the light
Originally posted by Zack Morris

 

I am going to take all the disgustingly nasty slut holes and gather them up in a plastic bag and sell them to arbys as discounted roast beef because we all know that thier sandwiches look like a gross as mother fucking cunt that has been fucked a billion times by some stupid coke head then left out in the sun too god damn long.

 

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah. that fucking rules.

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didnt some guy sue a stripclub a while ago cause some slut was bouncing her tits on his head and it hurt his neck or something?

pretty sure they were making fun of it on the daily show

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