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Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

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What in the world is a severed human penis doing in a bottle of fruit punch?

Colorado resident Juan Sanchez-Marchez asked himself the same question… after drinking most of the fruit punch before noticing the cock in his drink. Instead of keeping the penis to himself, Juan shared his experience with the local police department. A county pathologist confirmed that a three-inch segment of a human penis was indeed present in the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. The drink in question was bottled in Pittsburgh over a year ago, and rather quite oddly, no reports of missing genitalia have been reported in the meantime.

 

Don't you think you would notice this immediately? And wouldn't it affect the taste a lot?

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Guest beardo

as funny as it would be if it were true, it is a farce. it ended up being a lump of mold.

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Who posted it in here before? Was it you Beardo?

Oh well 'mold' huh. I read that a while back and was like "how did they mistake mold for a severed penis"?

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Guest Pilau Hands

Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this.

 

it's all bullshit tonight folks.

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Originally posted by Smart

I told a girl I had fruit punch in my penis... it worked! once...

I tell my girl all the time.....it is Ambrosia food of the 'godesses'.

 

 

It doesent work.

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Guest willy.wonka

why would a severed penis be in some fruit punch?!

 

and no one reported the missing penis......

 

 

im not suprised...and you thought this would be a good thread...for shame!

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Originally posted by Pilau Hands

Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this.

 

it's all bullshit tonight folks.

hahahahah

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Guest HAL

Re: Re: Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

 

Originally posted by Santa Claus

 

...the very important diagram of the human penis.

 

i know I forgot what a penis is.

 

Hahaha. Me too. It's been so long since i could see it over my stomach.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

sweet! my sex pistol is bigger than the one on the diagram!!! i rule.

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nasty story either penis or mold both would make a chilling suprise at the end of the bottle... blahh!

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Guest blood as ink
Originally posted by Pilau Hands

Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this.

 

it's all bullshit tonight folks.

 

i want a jesus potato.

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Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES

sweet! my sex pistol is bigger than the one on the diagram!!! i rule.

 

... don't you mean your lump of mold is bigger than the one in the diagram?

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

The Jesus Potato would like to clarify that He has never been "owned" by anyone, not even Pilau Hands, and that he answers only to His Creator, the God Potato.

haHAhHahahHa

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Guest im not witty
Originally posted by The Fratboy.

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my fucking meat stick wouldnt even be able to cram in one of those fuckin bottles with the top chopped off.

 

you guys have small dicks.

 

faggots.

 

holy shit, that is too funny.

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