T.T Boy Posted February 2, 2002 Author Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by ink Lunatic :) :cool: :mexican: :D you should come online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 :lol: useless post #431 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy you should come online. i think you should take a vow to lay off the 12oz and enjoy the outside world :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 congrats TT....if i was in your area id take you out for a night of strippers and alchohol but im not so all i can say is have fun and watch out for those club girls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 maybe we'll see ya less on the internet now............ haha ya right. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup your a brave sole.. i woulda killed myself... either that or revolutionized the world by coming up with some super genius invention i thought up while having so much time on my hands trapped in my house. dam, house arrest might do me some good. :) haha teaser dude, youd probably top your own record for counts of masturbating in one day... a lofty goal, but i bet on house arrest you could get it if you practiced every day. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by 1LIFE2LIVE (Fade in scene. Monique and Antonio are sitting in Antonio's living room. Antonio's shirt is off, revealing his bulging biceps, etc, etc, and they are passionately licking at each other and making out and shit.) Antonio: Oh Monique. Your kiss is like a soft summer breeze, my love. Monique: Oh Antonio. Do me in the ass. (As Antonio is poised to slam Monique, the door bursts open and in walks Tyrell, Monique's ex-husband, who she framed, so she could divorce him and collect his fortune and roam around the world on yachts and shit. Cue danger music. Closeup to Monique's face. Her face pulls back in a mask of horror) Tyrell: (casually) Hello Monique. Long time, no see. Who's your friend...the guy about to ass-ram you? (Antonio dismounts and puts on a robe, obscuring his bulging muscles from housewives across america. A collective sigh of frustration issues from living rooms across the country.) Antonio: My name is Antonio. I am Monique's husband. And who are you, interrupting my anal probing? Tyrell: (stepping closer, as Monique backs away and puts on her own robe.) Remarried so soon, Monique? What happened? My money ran out? (to Antonio) I am Tyrell, Monique's ex-husband, who she framed for murder, so she could divorce me and collect our prenuptual settlement. (growing angry) My life was ruined....until I escaped.....to take my revenge! Five long months I've waited for this moment! (Tyrell pulls a pistol from under his jacket, cue action music, and advances towards the treacherous Monique.) Antonio: (look of shock and confusion spreads across his face.) Monique, you told me Tyrell was killed in a tragic automobile accident five months ago. I consoled you, and our love grew. At least that's what I thought. Are you after my fortune, as well? Monique: No Antonio! I love you! I don't care that you're worth 1.5 billion dollars, and you own the largest cocktail sword manufacturing company in the world! That means nothing to me! Antonio: (look of disgust) Yeah right, gold-digging piece of shit whore! (with that, Antonio and Tyrell tear off their shirts, revealing bulging sweaty muscles, and advance on Monique. Paralyzed with fear, Monique sits in the corner, where they pummel her face into what looks like a Tombstone� microwave supreme pizza, knocking her out and giving her amnesia. Antonio and Tyrell walk away arm in arm, cue victory music, as we learn Antonio knew all along, and they are secretly an inter-racial gay couple plotting the evil Monique's demise.) this shits funny, but it shouldnt be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 2, 2002 Author Share Posted February 2, 2002 ok i dont know what to do alone, anyone wanna hang out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy ok i dont know what to do alone, anyone wanna hang out? :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 i wanna hang out... what if you are on house arrest and you get evicted? or your family moves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 3, 2002 Author Share Posted February 3, 2002 Originally posted by Iris i wanna hang out... what if you are on house arrest and you get evicted? or your family moves? cool, just swing by, bring jangles too, we can drink molson. i move with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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