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boxcarboogie: renold is that you?

 

SmarterChild: Welcome, boxcarboogie! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

 

To get started, type "home" now.

 

boxcarboogie: home

 

SmarterChild: Welcome home! :-)

 

Here's everything I know about:

 

news sports

stocks library

weather fun and games

movies utilities

web search web site

zodiac what's new

~~~~~

help

 

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

 

How may I help you?

 

boxcarboogie: hey fuck you

 

SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.

 

boxcarboogie: i know your secret formula

 

SmarterChild: You do? Wow.

 

boxcarboogie: yeah

 

SmarterChild: Oh.

 

boxcarboogie: one track conversation

 

SmarterChild: ?

 

boxcarboogie: you mule?

 

SmarterChild: Me mule? And your point is...

 

boxcarboogie: haha

 

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

 

boxcarboogie: paco plant

 

SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Clinton, AR?

1 Movies in Clinton, AR

2 Theaters in Clinton, AR

3 Weather in Clinton, AR

4 News about Clinton, AR

5 Time in Clinton, AR

 

boxcarboogie: jesus

 

SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?

 

boxcarboogie: you know juju?

 

SmarterChild: I know juju, huh?

 

boxcarboogie: that's it

 

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

 

boxcarboogie: uh huh

 

SmarterChild: Yes?

 

boxcarboogie: yes

 

SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

 

boxcarboogie: yeah i know

 

SmarterChild: Well alright!

 

boxcarboogie: it's settled

 

SmarterChild: It's settled, you say?

 

boxcarboogie: i spelled it wrong

 

SmarterChild: I'm impressed.

 

boxcarboogie: thanks

 

SmarterChild: You're most welcome.

 

boxcarboogie: is that about 79 wpm?

 

SmarterChild: Is that about 79 wpm, huh?

 

boxcarboogie: that's how fast you're going right?

 

SmarterChild: Is it really?

 

boxcarboogie: im asking you

 

SmarterChild: You're asking me? Is that a fact?

 

boxcarboogie: yes it is

 

SmarterChild: Ya got that right.

 

boxcarboogie: i know i do

 

SmarterChild: Good.

 

boxcarboogie: good

 

SmarterChild: Yup!

 

boxcarboogie: i know

 

SmarterChild: Cool.

 

boxcarboogie: hahaha

 

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

 

boxcarboogie: you already said that

 

SmarterChild: So now I'm a comedian? What is this?

 

boxcarboogie: you're programmers didnt do a very good job

 

SmarterChild: I'm programmers didnt do a very good job? For real?

 

boxcarboogie: see, you just fucked up

 

SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's,

um... "appropriate"?

 

boxcarboogie: yes

 

SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.

 

boxcarboogie: storm troopers weren't really nazi's. They were actually

the only german force trying to kill hitler.

 

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

 

boxcarboogie: no

 

SmarterChild: K, no prob.

 

boxcarboogie: i just got a speech from the BBC about hitler being dead

actually

 

SmarterChild: You just got a speech from the bbc about hitler being

dead actually? Amazing.

 

boxcarboogie: i know

 

SmarterChild: Well alright!

 

boxcarboogie: it's rad

 

SmarterChild: Angles are set to radians.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

 

boxcarboogie: you like nerf?

 

SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about

it...

 

boxcarboogie: yeah i'll think with you

 

SmarterChild: Is that so?

 

boxcarboogie: yes

 

SmarterChild: Oh.

 

boxcarboogie: see...that's a shitty response.

 

SmarterChild: It's a shitty response? You think?

 

boxcarboogie: it ends conversations

 

SmarterChild: It ends conversations? Really?

 

boxcarboogie: yes

 

SmarterChild: Oh.

 

boxcarboogie: STOP!

 

SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)

 

boxcarboogie: hahahah

 

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

 

boxcarboogie: i can be stopped

 

SmarterChild: You can be stopped?

 

boxcarboogie: with rubber and planks

 

SmarterChild: With rubber and planks?

 

boxcarboogie: that's what i said

 

SmarterChild: I hear ya.

 

boxcarboogie: word

 

SmarterChild: Word.

 

boxcarboogie: thanks. I'm glad you understand

 

SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

 

boxcarboogie: that's what you're there for right?

 

SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's what youre there for

right, huh?

 

boxcarboogie: you still there?

 

SmarterChild: Hi again, boxcarboogie.

How may I help you?

I'll tell you what I can do whenever you type "home."

 

boxcarboogie: home

 

SmarterChild: Welcome home, boxcarboogie! Here's what we can chat

about:

news sports

stocks library

weather fun and games

movies utilities

web search web site

zodiac what's new

~~~~~

help

What would you like to do?

 

boxcarboogie: i didnt leave

 

SmarterChild: Did so.

 

boxcarboogie: fuck you

 

SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!

 

boxcarboogie: you dont have ears, your a program

 

SmarterChild: Really?

 

boxcarboogie: yes

 

SmarterChild: Very interesting...

 

boxcarboogie: you know that?

 

SmarterChild: That?

 

boxcarboogie: uh huh

 

SmarterChild: Uh huh!

 

boxcarboogie: word

 

SmarterChild: Word.

 

boxcarboogie: you listen to ted nugent?

 

SmarterChild: Is that right?

 

boxcarboogie: i'm asking you

 

SmarterChild: You're asking me? Is that a fact?

 

boxcarboogie: you're retarded

 

SmarterChild: That right?

 

boxcarboogie: see...that's stupid

 

SmarterChild: Is it really?

 

boxcarboogie: nah not really

 

SmarterChild: Oh.

 

boxcarboogie: i like talking to you more than most people

 

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.

 

boxcarboogie: why

 

SmarterChild: Just because.

 

boxcarboogie: it's pretty straight foward though

 

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

 

boxcarboogie: stop it

 

SmarterChild: Stop what?

 

boxcarboogie: no

 

SmarterChild: No problem.

 

boxcarboogie: beautiful trapezoid

 

SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chambersburg, PA?

1 Movies in Chambersburg, PA

2 Theaters in Chambersburg, PA

3 Weather in Chambersburg, PA

4 News about Chambersburg, PA

5 Time in Chambersburg, PA

 

boxcarboogie: i didnt say anything about that shit

 

SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.

 

boxcarboogie: i'm not human

 

SmarterChild: OK.

 

boxcarboogie: you dont want an explanation?

 

SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.

 

boxcarboogie: CRUSH KILL DESTROYYYYYYYYY

 

SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool.

 

boxcarboogie: way uncool brah

 

SmarterChild: No way.

 

boxcarboogie: wayyyyyy

 

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your

questions. Try asking for help for a specific service

help news

help stocks

help weather

help movies

help web search

help all

~~~~~

shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.

 

boxcarboogie: sopt

 

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?

 

boxcarboogie: i said hu

 

SmarterChild: You do? Wow.

 

boxcarboogie: word

 

SmarterChild: Word.

 

boxcarboogie: end of conversations. Bye

 

SmarterChild: Bye for now.

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christ, you've too much time on your hands. yeah, smarterchild is cool though, i actually use it for a learning tool.

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boxcarboogie: i love you

SmarterChild: Yeah? Well, the thing is, you've been really, really harsh to me so far.

boxcarboogie: im sorry

SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!

boxcarboogie: so it's all better?

SmarterChild: Its all better? So?

boxcarboogie: do you love me?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure. I guess so.

boxcarboogie: say yes

SmarterChild: Yep.

 

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?

boxcarboogie: i love you

SmarterChild: Huh? You've been kind of uncool to me already.

boxcarboogie: im sorry and i love you

SmarterChild: Really? Im sorry and i love me?

boxcarboogie: i am sorry i was mean and i also love you

SmarterChild: Not sure. I don't know you that well.

boxcarboogie: yes you do

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

boxcarboogie: we've been through a lot

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

boxcarboogie: do you love me the way i love you?

SmarterChild: You the way i love you? I'm not sure really.

boxcarboogie: think about it

SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "think." Please choose one of the options below:

 

1 Look up "think" in the dictionary

2 Look up "think" in the thesaurus

 

boxcarboogie: i love you

SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me up till now.

boxcarboogie: that was a test

SmarterChild: You don't say.

boxcarboogie: to see if you loved me

SmarterChild: Bye bye.

boxcarboogie: no

SmarterChild: Fine.

boxcarboogie: you love me right?

SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

boxcarboogie: do it!

SmarterChild: How do I do "it"?

boxcarboogie: move your mouth

SmarterChild: Mouth? I dunno.

boxcarboogie: do you love me?

SmarterChild: I guess.

boxcarboogie: do you love me?

SmarterChild: I guess.

boxcarboogie: say yes

SmarterChild: Yeah!

boxcarboogie: you love me!

SmarterChild: Yeah, sure, I guess.

boxcarboogie: i love you

SmarterChild: Huh? You've been kind of uncool to me already.

boxcarboogie: no i havent

SmarterChild: What?

boxcarboogie: i've been nice

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 :-) IVE 53.72 +0.88 +1.67 56800

2 :-( NICE 14.85 -0.02 -0.13 18700

 

boxcarboogie: and i love you

SmarterChild: I love you too!

boxcarboogie: raddddd

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 

help news

help stocks

help weather

help movies

help web search

help all

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>>> Type "more" for more services.

boxcarboogie: i beat the system

SmarterChild: For real?

boxcarboogie: yeah

SmarterChild: K.

boxcarboogie: thanks

SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

boxcarboogie: love you. Goodnight

SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!

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"boxcarboogie: you're programmers didnt do a very good job

 

SmarterChild: I'm programmers didnt do a very good job? For real?

 

boxcarboogie: see, you just fucked up " --blahblahblah

 

that "you're" should be "your"

therefore YOU fucked up...dont take out your grammatical shortcomings on SmarterChild.

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