Big Bruno Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 all i gotta say is oh my holy fucking jesus i cant believe what i saw last night they killed mike tyson, osama, W, and the pope. gotta love em all you fuckers better go see them when they come thru your city... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Yep they're coming here soon. I was all excited when I saw that and like only 1 person in my entire office had ever heard of them. So lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 31, 2002 Author Share Posted January 31, 2002 my hair and my hands are still red from all the blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 I saw them about 8 years ago... and they killed Michael Jackson on stage.. (some things never go out of style) the Lead singer was wearing a huge rubber cock, and Jackson started sucking it onstage. The he had is head cut off. we stood about 50 feet away from the stage, and still got fake jizm and blood on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 when you guys say these people got "murdered", are they mannequins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 YEAH.. the rip up dummies, with tubes filled with liquids that spray over the crowd. Quite nasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 they (gwar) were in tampa like a week or two ago...it was sold out...is it 21 and up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 31, 2002 Author Share Posted January 31, 2002 nah it was 18 and up last nite.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ODESK Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 YOU FUCKERS GWAR RULES!! NO DOUBT GWAR ARE FUCKIN DOPE..I SEEN EM ABOUT 6 TIMES AN CHILLED WITH EM AT A COUPLE SHOWS..THEYRE NICE AS HELL! THE NEW ALBUM -VHA- IS THE BEST ALBUM SINCE HELL-O. BRINGIN BACK THE PUNK-METAL MIX WITH A FUCKIN HAMMER!! CANT WAIT TO SEE EM AGAIN----ODESK-6 FOOT KILLAH, MODERN DAY SOLDIER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/1464.jpg'> "look at these arms. come on. i could kick their asses. i also drink fluids from cans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 anyone see their movies. funny as hell. they give crack cereal to kids, and rape father bohab with a crucifix, great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 hell yeah skullhedface is amazing... the spermn'slide.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 you guys think slipknot is a gwar imitation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 something like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by serum anyone see their movies. funny as hell. they give crack cereal to kids, and rape father bohab with a crucifix, great stuff. crucifix sodomy... word. one of my favorite GWAR moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 you guys think slipknot is a gwar imitation? slipknot only wishes they were 1/1000000000000 th as cool as gwar. slipknot is the biggest wanna be thing of gwar ever. those pussies dont knwo shit about rocking it as hard as gwar. id love to see the guys from gwar beat the shit out of those slipknot pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 whats the guy from gwar that has the giant rocket launchers on his shoulders? i remember seeing him when i played the beavis and butthead computer game, uh huh huh huh Gwar Gwar! yea Yea Gwwwwar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne whats the guy from gwar that has the giant rocket launchers on his shoulders? i remember seeing him when i played the beavis and butthead computer game, uh huh huh huh Gwar Gwar! yea Yea Gwwwwar! uhhhhh...huh huh huh huh...gwar kicks ass... Yea yea yea!! GWAR!!! (it was also on one of the episodes of beavis and butthead, a show mtv should have never discontinued....hey, it was better than the real world and road rules.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 B and B ruled MTV! i dont watch MTV anymore since the loss of those two american heroes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 2, 2002 Author Share Posted February 2, 2002 Oderus Urungus Nicknames: Oderus Aroundus, "Party Pants", The Irish Kid Age: 28 (million) Home Planet: My moldy war frame was purloined bit by lumpy bit from ghettos across the galaxy. I was assembled in syntho womb 5 on the planet Scumdogia. Height,Weight: Variable Favorite color: Urine Turn ons: Hulking war machines, lurking, public urinals, flesh sculpture, bandying about my flaccid poop-root, collecting colons of the damned. Turn offs: Women without acne, peace, families, unsullied pantaloons, law enforcement personnel On a date I like to: not go Favorite celebrity: Myself, Carl Panzram Ambitions or Goals: To view the shattered boiling mass of planet Earth from outer space, rapidly disappearing from sight. Accomplishments: There is nothing to be proud of. Quote: "Those who trumpet their sufferings are usually most deserving of agony" Priminister of the sinister, Oderus has a brain transplant before each show. Tortures thousands just by opening his mouth. Takes drugs seriously. Golden-throated crooner of impossible gaiety and Chaos-thug supreme - proud owner of the tri-prong scrotal mount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 iM CATCHING THEM TONIGHT, ITS GONNA BE DOPE. I saw them in concert like 3 years ago and got splatterd in blood, my arm stained for around a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 sleazy p martini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil'moco Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 Gwar puts on the best live show I've ever seen! The music kinda' sucks but you definately get your moneys worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 the chick in gwar showed me her tits then said she wanted to fuck then she spit blood in my face......anyone else have any encounters like this with that chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 5, 2002 Author Share Posted February 5, 2002 i heard that Slymentra Hyman was fired from the band because she would always wear that g-string and never wash it and hardly ever take showers, so they got fed up with her stench and fired her.....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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