One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 12/16/2021 at 12:53 AM, Elena Delle Donne said: knew a guy who caught one of his sober living house roommates fucking his pumpkin pie Was the roommate fucking the guy's pie or the roommate's pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 roommate was fucking 1/3 of a pie that belonged to guy. roommate was not fucking his own pie. i can see how my phrasing was unclear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 I heard Dhabz won't drink Vodka because he thinks it's a communist invention 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 tito's is a texas vodka, i feel like that's probably safe. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 23 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: tito's is a texas vodka, i feel like that's probably safe. Meant to mention them. He would drink Tito's but it's made in Austin where he thinks everyone is gay. The vodka may be clear but he can taste the rainbow. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 You ain't drunk like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: tito's is a texas vodka, i feel like that's probably safe. titos is Austin Tx vodka. I know the maintenance manager that services the distillery machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 We chief together and do turbo car man shit sometimes. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Sana sana colita de rana si no sana hoy sanara mañana. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Y'all fuckin your Friday night off at the bar I hope and not on your shitty cat piss smelling couch in your cut off jorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 i'm making some nice roasted chicken thighs and writing a $2200 invoice 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Sick. Hopefully you were able to make that Money without a lot of time and effort. we chiefin a cone now and I drank all my cures so now I'm into my gf's michelobs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I thought you don’t drink? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 I didn't for a years. I dunno man. Have a few duis like me and you'll change your mind about drinking. I think ride share is faggy. So I don't really drink at bars much unless I'm going to meet a friend. I absofuckinglutely will not drink and drive anymore. I have bad luck with it. I drive spiritedly as it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 My neighbor just said he'd love to play with dolly partins tits. Lololol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, LUGR said: I thought you don’t drink? you can never defeat me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 39 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said: My neighbor just said he'd love to play with dolly partins tits. Lololol Ughhhh who wouldn't? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 seriously, I would but honestly can you imagine how fucking fine jolene was if she made dolly parton look like a dub 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 I'm not disagreeing with you it, what I'm saying is that there is no reason to think that anyone could challenge me. definitely drunker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 7 hours ago, where said: seriously, I would but honestly can you imagine how fucking fine jolene was if she made dolly parton look like a dub i think about this often 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 I barely learned what that Jolene song was about last night. Apparently her sister took her man I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Last year I totaled my car on the highway while wasted on st.paddy’s day. Woke up in my smashed car with my head bleeding and ran from the scene. I got a 15k check for my car that I had paid off and a $35 parking ticket that I later got expunged. Moral of the story is always lie and run from the police. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Lol yeah don't tell on yourself is a good tip. I see people do that all the time and I watch the cop shows on tv too. Amazing how people doing illegal shit like to make the case for the police by running their mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 People think they can talk themselves out of shit but they aren’t there to cut favors. So always lie. That being said… I got very lucky and will also never drink and drive again. Luckily I rarely drink to begin with so the temptation is rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 22, 2021 Author Share Posted December 22, 2021 What's up island boi. Get on my level. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 What kind of beers are y'all suckin tryin to catch up to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Don’t drink two beers and pass out on the couch again. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 I got back with my girlfriend on some toxic shit and were blasting tequila. Can’t wait for this fight. Gonna be epic. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 This is Texas. Metallica is on now. Old Metallica. FullSizeRender.MOV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Go hard or go homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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