fat ralphy Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Seems like some correlation to gender with technique. That said I am shitting now and will wipe while sitting down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 3 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: shitting in a creek, letting the stuff float away downstream. wiping in water with hand. using the silt/sand in the creek/stream bed to exfoliate and scrub hands clean. That is not in line with leave no trace principals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 unscrupulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 25, 2021 Author Share Posted October 25, 2021 2 hours ago, fat ralphy said: Seems like some correlation to gender with technique. That said I am shitting now and will wipe while sitting down. next time I shit, I’m gonna give the standing wipe a try like an uncivilized beast and report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 (edited) You guys are gonna pretend having a large doodoo log exiting your bhole isnt borderline orgasmic? Get real. Edited October 25, 2021 by Dark_Knight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 The abhorrence continues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: You guys are gonna pretend having a large doodoo log exiting your bhole isnt borderline orgasmic? Get real. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Y'all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 post a log or log off @Dark_Knight 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Oh shit! You challenged him to a Log Off!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 I’m pooping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 (edited) If you optimize your diet you don’t need to wipe, minimize ya carbon footprint nahmean Edited October 26, 2021 by where 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: I’m pooping 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 On 9/24/2021 at 11:10 PM, One Man Banned said: It's like the toilet is peeing in his butt On 10/22/2021 at 8:36 AM, Dark_Knight said: Just realized a bidet is just a toilet peeing in your butt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Been brought up on 12oz before and after 4 pages I'm disappoint that only @LUGRsaid the obvious- wash your mofuckin ass. If I'm taking a shit chances are high that I'll just wipe once or twice and then wash my ass. If I'm at a spot I'll shit trackside and wipe/clean up with wet wipes but otherwise you go to wash your ass. Think it was mentioned in someone's comedy routine but if you got shit on your head you wouldn't wipe it away with a piece of paper and say all good, you'd wash your mofo head. Anything else would be uncivilized. Butt, for you barbarians not yet ready for the top level but who still wish to step your wiping game up I submit to you the robotic ass wiper: Started from the bottom now we here. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 @onemanbandafter reading that whole rant about how thorough you are with it, I can’t get past the part about one or two wipes then hoping in the shower with shit all over your ass. This nigga grabbing the shower scrubby jawn and basically using it to wipe raw shit off his ass! please tell me you live alone and nobody else has to share that same shower with you. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER nah, wipe to get any pieces of shit hanging on then wash. I'm not dropping chunks of dook in the shower, but there was one time where..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Maybe not currently (or ever) relevant to others but Howard Stern has always been outspoken about his doody, his wiping routine, and his support of bidets. Worth checking out for laffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 28, 2021 Author Share Posted October 28, 2021 @One Man BannedIf you wear socks into the shower, it makes it easier to squash your shit through the drain grate! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 24 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: @One Man BannedIf you wear socks into the shower, it makes it easier to squash your shit through the drain grate! Pro tip right thur. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 (edited) 28 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: @One Man BannedIf you wear socks into the shower, it makes it easier to squash your shit through the drain grate! Dude, just keep your Crocs or Snake Baskets on in the shower…they work just as well. Edited October 28, 2021 by LUGR 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 28, 2021 Author Share Posted October 28, 2021 Lol @LUGRthose snake baskets were fresh to death and NOT shower shoes material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 You need the ones with the synthetic woven uppers, not the all leathers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 28, 2021 Author Share Posted October 28, 2021 Earmuffs never got back to me on those swap meet joints. I’m about to search the internet for them real quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 @LUGR Found em! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: @LUGR Found em! Ha, huaraches as sandals no bueno, but as a Mex dish, one of my favs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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