LUGR Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 DAO skating home from Jersey Mikes’s with a fresh cheesesteak and bottle of Yuengling. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 (edited) overpaying for a jersey mike's cheesesteak is also poverty Edited October 24, 2021 by Elena Delle Donne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 24, 2021 Author Share Posted October 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Elena Delle Donne said: overpaying for a jersey mike's cheesesteak is also poverty I’m starting to think you live in poverty and that’s why you seem to be obsessed with it. You’re projecting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 yeah kinda got me there. unemployed oner 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 6 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: I’m starting to think you live in poverty and that’s why you seem to be obsessed with it. You’re projecting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 On 10/23/2021 at 2:54 PM, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: That’s pretty much what it is. Tranny karens trying to bully normal people. Literally sums it up.. they wanna get mad at the jokes but completely overlook his story about his friend Daphne and how their whole "community" basically pushed her to suicide.. maybe they did maybe it was other shit who knows but I'm sure those Karen Twitter rants didn't help one bit.. not to mention how they flipped out when ol dude showed up to the protest with a sign that said "jokes are funny" Also never had jersey mikes but Charley's for the win.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 (edited) Boosie is such a fucking loser. Dude has made a career out of pretending to be a gangster when in reality he’s a little fag boy. Imagine calling yourself “Boosie” lmao fag Not fag as in gay. Fag as in fag Edited October 25, 2021 by Dark_Knight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 #ProHomo™ 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 It's no secret that muscular handsome men are desirable to women, and as someone who fits both categories, I know it's true. The amount of women that have straight-up groped me in public is completely disgusting. Was at a store yesterday and had this german woman literally bend over in front of me and try to throw her ass into my pelvis lol. I dodged it and told her 'ma'am, i'm here for the bread.' However, what isn't talked about is the falloff brehs. When you get to be about 40 plus and your looks fade and your Testosterone drops so you can't even fuck anymore. The women can literally sense this on you and plus, your physique will go to shit so they will see it also. Had a friend who was a former underwear model who had been swimming in bad bitches for decades and he hit 40 and all that shit changed. He went bald, he got flabby even though he'd been lifting harder than ever, and he walked in on his girl with some fuckin the gardener muthafucka. Fortunately, I got enough money to where I can afford plastic surgery and straight steroids so I won't have this problem ever, but if you are handsome gang and muscle gang, enjoy that while you can cause it's about to be over. And all you guys who aren't in either of those groups, just be grateful and thankful you never get them dimes because it'll just turn you suicidal once they ain't checkin for you anymore. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 2 things. Boogie be wildin. Mans is either really really good at trolling or he’s just actually that retahded. And Now I need to pull up on a Jersey mikes cheesesteak or another equally acceptable version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/21/2021 at 2:28 PM, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Nah, the tea ceremony was in south Philly. And her peeps are not from Guangdong. I would have never said otherwise, so you def got me fucked up with someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2021 Author Share Posted October 28, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Hua Guofang said: I don’t know man, she was next to me the other night and I asked her if that’s where her people’s are from and she said nah. Pretty sure whenever I typed that I asked her where they’re from and that’s what she said. She’s a airhead sometimes. I just called her out on it and now she says they are from Guangdong. Edited October 28, 2021 by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Be sure you let her know that her lack of accurate knowledge of her Chinese heritage has tarnished your reputation here and that is never forgive action. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2021 Author Share Posted October 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, LUGR said: Be sure you let her know that her lack of accurate knowledge of her Chinese heritage has tarnished your reputation here and that is never forgive action. I legit yelled at her for this and she flipped it back around on me “why you telling random people on the internet my business”. Basically told me keep her out my mouth, in so many words. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 10 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: I legit yelled at her for this and she flipped it back around on me “why you telling random people on the internet my business”. Basically told me keep her out my mouth, in so many words. Precisely the response my wife would provide as well, given the opportunity. I'm just happy to know that I'm not losing my mind and remembering things that didn't happen! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 @DRUNKEN ASSHOLE ONERdid you see your dad's dick? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 40 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: @DRUNKEN ASSHOLE ONERdid you see your dad's dick? WTF kind of nut ass question is that? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: WTF kind of nut ass question is that? this is serious shit. I think @wheremight be experimenting on us or at least is using us as a control group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: this is serious shit. I think @wheremight be experimenting on us or at least is using us as a control group. elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: elaborate. Don’t let these weirdos get you like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, LUGR said: Don’t let these weirdos get you like that. Never that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 @whereasserts the only thing holding him back from sucking mad dicks as an adult now was his childhood obsession with his father's penis, and shower time with the old man. So by asking if you've seen your dad's dick, he's feeling you out so to speak. Don't answer the question though, it's a trick question. If you answer yes, it means @whereis a repressed homosexual, if you answer no, he's still going to be just as emotionally unstable from pressure created by repressing his natural sexual urges. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 Holy fuck, I been gone way too long and apparently missed out on everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 That was a weird one. The dad dick thing. We’ve all had our moments around here though lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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