Deine Mudder Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 It was the worst experience of my life. SO PAINFUL. The wax lady had me hold my scrotum skin taut in whatever directions they wanted while they applied the wax and then peeled it off. She had me get up on all fours and then she waxed my ass crack and the rest of my balls after. 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 What, no anal bleach? So uncivilized. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 (edited) Props - pondered doing this a few weeks ago. Thinking I will stick with the Manscape at home. Still a nice lickable butthole does seem pretty rad, after all it is 2021. Edited May 8, 2021 by fat ralphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 @fat ralphyI manscaped with the ball hair clippers once. Nice and clean, but all farts afterword were audible from the hairlessness, AKA the air tight cheek seal. You got a technique you'd like to share, or you just don't mind announcing your presence with intermittent sputtering sounds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 What happened to this tread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, ndv said: What happened to this tread? Shhhh, @fat ralphyis about to break it down for us... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I’m not seeing enough complaints about the bourgeoisie.. i think y’all need a second round of your vaccines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Anyone ever go the nair route? Does nair still exist? Is that how you spell nair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I've heard girls talk about getting chemical burn from leaving Nair on too long, seems a bit risky for the ol undercarriage. Dude's would probably turn that into an internet challenge to see who can stand the Nair the longest. Proper discussion here. We're moving into shorts season and one has to consider if hair is detrimental to the ball/sweat ratio as well as whether a breeze up your shorts is more refreshing with smooth ballz. Never thought of pubez as a taint muffler. Nh. Somehow I feel everyone in here owes a nh 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Nh. Somehow I feel everyone in here owes a nh 🤔 That's so 2006, I'm on my prohomo now personally. Not even joking, like I encourage it if that's your thing, you only live once. Last couple jobs I had I noticed most of the interesting/cool people were in with the gay cliques, or gay. Pre covid when we entertained a bunch, my wife and I stopped inviting homophobes because they were usually way less interesting/funny than our gay friends, and would make them uncomfortable. Like if you can't look a guy dude in the eye for whatever reason and get all nervous, just go suck a dick or two and see what's up. /prohomo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 nh is not equal to anti-homo 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: nh is not equal to anti-homo I get it man, you can come over for the next one, just stop being rude to Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 (edited) On 5/8/2021 at 11:22 PM, Mercer said: prohomo now ..reading these words on the fucking oontz is making me think about how far we have come as a species! Look, even the church in Bavaria is getting on that fresh train of thought - German Catholic churches to bless same-sex couples Edited May 10, 2021 by Deine Mudder 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Not to get all crossfire in here, but Germany has always been the shit since mid century. My family moved there when I was 3, and came back when I was 9 (military). Literally though racism was some shit in the history books after living there, until I moved back to the U.S. and an entire family started yelling "nigger!" at me (a 9 year old) riding my bike down the street. I started having to fight other kids egged on by older kids for "no" reason. When I lived there we'd go to the German schools sometimes as a class to see what it was like, and test our German language, and they came to ours as well. Never forget the German teachers freaking the fuck out every single time, sometimes pulling their students when they saw us "pledge allegiance to the flag" since apparently that shits super illegal there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 5/8/2021 at 4:22 PM, Mercer said: That's so 2006, I'm on my prohomo now personally. Not even joking, like I encourage it if that's your thing, you only live once. Last couple jobs I had I noticed most of the interesting/cool people were in with the gay cliques, or gay. Pre covid when we entertained a bunch, my wife and I stopped inviting homophobes because they were usually way less interesting/funny than our gay friends, and would make them uncomfortable. Like if you can't look a guy dude in the eye for whatever reason and get all nervous, just go suck a dick or two and see what's up. /prohomo I wonder how long the world would last if it were made of only homos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 It's cheeky and cute to joke around about being accepting of all weird things as "normal", but look at how not accepting the people that are "all inclusive" have been in our recent past. (they haven't been and are directly responsible for "cancel culture") I'm glad I don't have kids right now.... with the shit that adults and teachers are doing. Our society is way too stupid to expose a child to right now, if you have a choice about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Yea, yea, sure - but can we please get back to the waxing of ballsacks? Thanks. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark_Knight Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 @Mercersounds like you need to invite dhabs over for dinner. Maybe you guys can throw a waxing party. Just throwing some ideas out there tehe 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 CO is far for a dinner party..... and nutsack waxing/gay shit isn't much of a dinner party. I ain't falling for that "come over for dinner" trick again. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 if he was really prohomo he would be having a soiree, not a dinner party 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: I wonder how long the world would last if it were made of only homos. I believe that would create a homonopoly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: I've always considered doing a pizza slice graphic with slayer swords in a pentagram. Trans flag colors on black background. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: I wonder how long the world would last if it were made of only homos. The world would be OK, humans might eventually go extinct, but imagine the surplus vaginals, and how good broadway would keep getting up until the end. /prohomo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Weird that people still care where you put your penis in 2021. I thought we were more concerned about whether the penis was waxed or not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 In 2021 I think we can agree that we all like butt seks, but with who and which end you're on may vary, pun intended? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 No homo tho 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Was looking for a hilarious anal wax/bleach video. Couldn't find anything, but thank god I use duck duck go. Can't imagine the ads I'd be getting served after that search. /prohomo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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