mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 This new Katt Williams stand up is horrendous. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: @ndvyou trying to tell me you aren't gonna have the ass drag the ground and point the nose to the sky like a baller? Just drag a little... Not completely... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, LUGR said: This thing looks good but would look so much better with dark tint. I agree, I will eventually tint it but think as if the car is painted in a matte baby blue with a satin finish of very slight pearlescent. Same wheel finish as well as the flat black window scheme that's already present. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: @ndvcool car dude 👍 Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 volvo is sick, ride height looks good to me. would tint and pull off the stickers 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 and as for relationship discourse... i have had a handful of ~2 year ones and my current is six. they wanna get married but i don't think that's in the cards. get back to me in a year 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: and as for relationship discourse... i have had a handful of ~2 year ones and my current is six. they wanna get married but i don't think that's in the cards. get back to me in a year You don't have to get married bro. I'm not. Getting the government involved in your relationship can get messy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: You don't have to get married bro. I'm not. Getting the government involved in your relationship can get messy. i'm open to it but not in a rush at all. i'm early thirties, there's time, and i am pretty certain i don't want kids, which offers extra time to find the butt i wanna pee in for life. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 @Elena Delle Donneno kid gang for life. I was just at my home girls twin boys 4th bday pool party. One of the little homies shit in the pool like a savage and I had to carry him back to the apt and teach him how to clean shit off his ass. Fuck having to do that on the regular. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 22, 2022 Author Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: This new Katt Williams stand up is horrendous. It’s kind of wild to me they even put it out, tbh. Must be something behind the scenes. I lasted all of 15 minutes. 5 longer than I should have watched. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 22, 2022 Author Share Posted August 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: @Elena Delle Donneno kid gang for life. I was just at my home girls twin boys 4th bday pool party. One of the little homies shit in the pool like a savage and I had to carry him back to the apt and teach him how to clean shit off his ass. Fuck having to do that on the regular. Gonna need some more context on this one yuck. Lol. Where was this man’s momma or daddy lolol tf.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 @LUGR no tint looks cleaner on that era 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, fat ralphy said: @LUGR no tint looks cleaner on that era Tint is a requirement for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 6 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Gonna need some more context on this one yuck. Lol. Where was this man’s momma or daddy lolol tf.. Daddy is a loser. Never met the kids. Found out half way through the pregnancy that he had a secret life. The dude straight had 11 other kids he didn't take care of and turned out to be all types of a super racist. So she had a mad fucked up pregnancy at the end caused by the doctors where her twins were born almost 24 hours apart. She couldn't really do much of anything for a month after having the babies so she came and lived with us and me and my old lady helped her out with the babies. I've been changing their diapers and telling them to shut up in the middle of the night since the beginning lol. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 22, 2022 Author Share Posted August 22, 2022 4 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Daddy is a loser. Never met the kids. Found out half way through the pregnancy that he had a secret life. The dude straight had 11 other kids he didn't take care of and turned out to be all types of a super racist. So she had a mad fucked up pregnancy at the end caused by the doctors where her twins were born almost 24 hours apart. She couldn't really do much of anything for a month after having the babies so she came and lived with us and me and my old lady helped her out with the babies. I've been changing their diapers and telling them to shut up in the middle of the night since the beginning lol. Got it! I feel like you mighta spoke on this around here at some point my b lol. That’s what’s up though you been like big unc+ since the jump. Must be a pretty good friend, your home girl for you to be basically family to her kids. You have a gang of nephews and nieces too right?? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Yeah bro. Niece and nephew game is on swole. I keep losing track of top of how many there are. There's at least 15. Probably over 20. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 21 hours ago, mr.yuck said: One of the little homies shit in the pool like a savage and I had to carry him back to the apt and teach him how to clean shit off his ass. Fuck having to do that on the regular. Also have to call back another thread, what wipin method you teaching? 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 I taught him how to back his ass up to the tub spout to handle extra large messes. He thought that shit was hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Always end with a swirl. No exceptions. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 37 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I taught him how to back his ass up to the tub spout to handle extra large messes. He thought that shit was hilarious. some days it be like that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 39 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: some days it be like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 geezus haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 On 8/21/2022 at 11:07 PM, mr.yuck said: One of the little homies shit in the pool like a savage and I had to carry him back to the apt and teach him how to clean shit off his ass. Brain had to slowly process this last night because I never shit in water and was like wouldn't it just float away and your ass is clean? Then I realized oh, in his swimsuit, probably got the mesh lining on it too lolz. Then I realized little dude was like... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 37 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Brain had to slowly process this last night because I never shit in water and was like wouldn't it just float away and your ass is clean? Then I realized oh, in his swimsuit, probably got the mesh lining on it too lolz. Then I realized little dude was like... lol the mesh lining! You should try it sometime. It’s a pretty good one. And, no, you are not immediately clean after, butt probably cleaner than a non water log. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 We are all spinning on the same threads, man. I’ve been forcing myself out into the night for hands and cutty pieces and I gotta say…nothing helps a bummer time quite like doing what truly makes you happy even if it’s sporadic and in small increments. Relationships are a mother fucker and I’m so curious how the people in good healthy chill ones live day to day. Shit must be awesome lol. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreet i get along with my chick well so my kids and exwife gotta test me - nowhere is safe fam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 18 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: We are all spinning on the same threads, man. I’ve been forcing myself out into the night for hands and cutty pieces and I gotta say…nothing helps a bummer time quite like doing what truly makes you happy even if it’s sporadic and in small increments. Relationships are a mother fucker and I’m so curious how the people in good healthy chill ones live day to day. Shit must be awesome lol. This x10000 I need to get out to paint more. Maybe the only thing I really enjoy other than drinking ha. How you wonder about people with those relationships I wonder about people who have like real hobbies they kept their whole life and still enjoy that aren’t illegal or bad for them. That shit must be tight to just like really like fishing or some shit and never get bored and just wanna do it all day/think about it all day. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Some disgusting shit happened a bit ago. Got to the gym after work and was changing and there was this nasty as fuck old dude in the locker room with those fucked up nasty swollen wrong-color diabetes(?) calves/ankles/feet. And this fools shit was so fucked up he had like dead skin peeling off his shit. Like a sunburn peeling almost. All over his calves/ankles/feet and toes! And this nasty fucker was picking at that shit and throwing his skin flakes on the damn locker room floor. i had to leave the locker room to keep from puking for real and I swear I could maybe smell that fools legs like rotten meat or some shit. I don’t have a weak stomach at all and that shit was for real making me nauseous sorry had to tell SOMEONE about that shit haha 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 You should have called him out and told him that sort of behavior is not tolerated in your presence. Then kicked him the nuts and ran off to post about it here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 1 hour ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Some disgusting shit happened a bit ago. Got to the gym after work and was changing and there was this nasty as fuck old dude in the locker room with those fucked up nasty swollen wrong-color diabetes(?) calves/ankles/feet. And this fools shit was so fucked up he had like dead skin peeling off his shit. Like a sunburn peeling almost. All over his calves/ankles/feet and toes! And this nasty fucker was picking at that shit and throwing his skin flakes on the damn locker room floor. i had to leave the locker room to keep from puking for real and I swear I could maybe smell that fools legs like rotten meat or some shit. I don’t have a weak stomach at all and that shit was for real making me nauseous sorry had to tell SOMEONE about that shit haha guess i don't need to finish my sandwich....🤢 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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