mr.yuck Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I have a cop that lives in my neighborhood. When I first moved in he drove by one morning and slapped an abandoned vehicle sticker on my work trailer that was parked on the street. The sticker basically said they were coming to impound my shit in 3 days. I called the number on the sticker, talked to whomever that number goes to, found out which cop put the sticker on my shit, and they also actually gave me his cell phone number so I could contact him directly to find out what his fucking problem is. So I call his ass and ask him directly "did one of my dickhead neighbors call in my trailer? People in this neighborhood seem to like to tape notes to my car and do all manner of pussy shit instead of just talking to me about their issues like a normal human being." He then admitted that no one called it in. Oh so you go out of your way to fuck with your neighbors? Dope. After being confronted, he told me to pull the trailer off the street and he would cancel the tow order. I told him that I would meet him half way and scrape the sticker off my trailer. That trailer has been in the same spot for almost 4 years now. 1 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Also was just wondering if Q Anon is still a thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: Also was just wondering if Q Anon is still a thing? not in the same way, but yes. check out the pennsylvania gop senate primary! dr fucking oz was the heavyweight and he's tanking to someone even crazier. great stuff 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 4 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I have a cop that lives in my neighborhood. When I first moved in he drove by one morning and slapped an abandoned vehicle sticker on my work trailer that was parked on the street. The sticker basically said they were coming to impound my shit in 3 days. I called the number on the sticker, talked to whomever that number goes to, found out which cop put the sticker on my shit, and they also actually gave me his cell phone number so I could contact him directly to find out what his fucking problem is. So I call his ass and ask him directly "did one of my dickhead neighbors call in my trailer? People in this neighborhood seem to like to tape notes to my car and do all manner of pussy shit instead of just talking to me about their issues like a normal human being." He then admitted that no one called it in. Oh so you go out of your way to fuck with your neighbors? Dope. After being confronted, he told me to pull the trailer off the street and he would cancel the tow order. I told him that I would meet him half way and scrape the sticker off my trailer. That trailer has been in the same spot for almost 4 years now. Cops make the worst neighbours. One of my good homies lives up the street from me. The guy directly across from him is a bylaw officer, which in Canada is like a junior cop who's too dumb to get into the actual RCMP. Big chip on these shoulders, typically. Just the worst dickheads because of how salty they are about not being the real deal. Well, this guy runs a side business as a landscape concrete curber and he gave everybody in the neighbourhood a 10% off deal (new hood, we all had to do our landscaping after taking possession etc etc). This guy did the homie's lawn curbing (and mine, I am ashamed to admit now). We didn't know he was bylaw when we paid for this service, and the way we found out ... homie was parked outside his kid's school waiting for the bell to ring and doing pick up. Browsing his phone. This asshole rolls up on him, they recognize each other because neighbours, and he still hit him with a distracted driving ticket which is $350, for browsing on his phone while parked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Wow man. @metronomeThats big dickhead energy. Did your homie go to court and contest that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 That's jacked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 14 Author Share Posted May 14 Well I can’t remember the last time I couldn’t remember how tf I got home last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Anyone in here Six Sigma Certified? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 @ndv I had the whole set of these books once . Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 1 hour ago, ndv said: Anyone in here Lix Ligma Certified? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I sat through a safety committee meeting once where the safety guy asserted that he knew black dragon Kung Fu while speculating on the LV shooter situation that had happened the night before. He may have been certified. Lol, safety guys are losers 9 times out of ten. It's too bad. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 12 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Wow man. @metronomeThats big dickhead energy. Did your homie go to court and contest that shit? You know, I don't think he did. We do things a little differently up here, before you get a court date you plead your case to the crown prosecutor and as soon as he said he was looking at his phone behind the wheel whether parked or not he'd be told to pay up. He's not the only one either. Before we went completely legal on the marijuana thing as a country we had another police neighbour being a nosy shithead with my next door neighbour. Who is a middle aged woman with teens and had like 3 plants in her home. Cop neighbours blow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 6 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: @ndv I had the whole set of these books once . Does that count? Yes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 (edited) On 5/4/2022 at 6:20 PM, Fist 666 said: why don't you/we/the-whole-world devise a system of weiner measurement that can be done consistently, Edited May 15 by T4M* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 On 5/14/2022 at 11:24 AM, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I hate it lol 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 12 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: I hate it lol We had a good time, shut up lolol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 On 5/13/2022 at 10:42 PM, Elena Delle Donne said: not in the same way, but yes. check out the pennsylvania gop senate primary! dr fucking oz was the heavyweight and he's tanking to someone even crazier. great stuff That dude is a fucking joke. I used to do web design at Cornell's medical college, at first I was like cool, this dude is kinda famous. Turns out everyone there thought he was a joke, and wondered why he wasn't fired yet after all the cringe snake oil he liked to promote. We made it a point to discreetly photoshop an old lady wearing a sweater with his face knitted into it, into the background of all the stock photos for the cardiology department. Surprised it took his grifting ass this long to become a politician. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Covid round two guys…..let’s go!!! All I can say so far is needz moar arrowz!!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 So who would you higher if you own a business where reading blue prints and paying attention to details along with, at times confidential information has to be part of a discipline for the duration of employment? Prospect 1.) Sees things from all angles, can quickly problem solve, a quick learner, can problem solve with little to no supervision but is broader line arrogant, has a tendency to know it all which may lead to insubordination. Prospect 2.) Pays attention to detail, will be loyal, good work ethic but a little slow with duties, but you will have to stop and explain everything having to take time away to guide them on every job or problem. Prospect 3.) Keeping looking... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Hire the idiot. They will eventually get it. The arrogant prospect already knows how to do your job better than you and will eventually try to put you out of business. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 5 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Hire the idiot. They will eventually get it. The arrogant prospect already knows how to do your job better than you and will eventually try to put you out of business. Thank you for the kind words because this is exactly what I was thinking. I just wanted some reassurance to make sure I wasn't over thinking it on the arrogant dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Lol. I'm the arrogant dude. Subcontract to me all day, but I wouldn't hire me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 2 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Lol. I'm the arrogant dude. Subcontract to me all day, but I wouldn't hire me. You're good dude. Tho I do get what you're saying and that was my concern when the arrogant dude made the comment about asking if he could help out and learn. I knew exactly what he was getting at long term. But yeah, the idiot is goofy but takes orders very well and would be a great fit for a part time extra hand when I have tons of work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Any of y’all ever shaved a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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