mr.yuck 3,520 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 35 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Have you tried asking a Sovereign Citizen? They have great advice on doing taxes. I do have a friend thats convinced he is a sovereign citizen all while being entrenched in the government and all of their trappings by owning his own business. I like his stances on taxes and his situation is favorable to mine when it comes to such. Accepting only cash leaves nothing to report. I have to play along with the rules the way I am set up. So if Im going to play by their rules for the time being, I want to employ every tactic that billionaires employ to pay the least possible. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,153 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I do have a friend thats convinced he is a sovereign citizen all while being entrenched in the government and all of their trappings by owning his own business. I like his stances on taxes and his situation is favorable to mine when it comes to such. Accepting only cash leaves nothing to report. I have to play along with the rules the way I am set up. So if Im going to play by their rules for the time being, I want to employ every tactic that billionaires employ to pay the least possible. Hrm. Well that's tough then, because they do it in part by being in the income bracket they are, and by having political friends who make laws that give them breaks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Hrm. Well that's tough then, because they do it in part by being in the income bracket they are, and by having political friends who make laws that give them breaks. My understanding of tax law is that it is open to interpretation. You do as you please, take the deductions you want and if you get called on your shit, you either pay up or you plead your case in court. In the latter of the two situations, it helps to already have incredibly deep pockets. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 1,262 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 The audit rate is low. Anybody got an opinion about putting a freezer on carpet? I think it is okay but feels a little wrong. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,153 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Seen it done before. Assuming it's a low carpet. If it's a new(er) freezer maybe no worries. Biggest problems I see is obviously if it leaks/thaws, cleaning under it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,153 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 10 hours ago, mr.yuck said: My understanding of tax law is that it is open to interpretation. You do as you please, take the deductions you want and if you get called on your shit, you either pay up or you plead your case in court. In the latter of the two situations, it helps to already have incredibly deep pockets. BTW, not sure where I learned this "fact" but supposedly you know who is worst in terms of paying taxes and doing so correctly? IRS employees. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,153 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 One of several related stories.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 I was just watching one of these murder shows and they were trting to bully the shit out of the last person who saw them alive into confessing. They had mad witnesses to clear them of any wrong doing. That didnt stop these police from trying though. I told my wife "Fuck that. I hope Im never the last person to see some one alive." She told me "You have, you just dont know it yet." And now for real im not sure if shes trying to tell me something or just being an asshole and playing off my irrational fear of being scooped up by the feds one day. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Are there any pros to being married as opposed to just enjoying each others company? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 2,435 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 3 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Are there any pros to being married as opposed to just enjoying each others company? I believe their are some tax benefits... but you wouldn’t know anything about that... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 15 minutes ago, LUGR said: I believe their are some tax benefits... but you wouldn’t know anything about that... Bruh. I have this terrible feeling that Im gonna have to start selling crack to pay off all my past dues within this lifetime. I dont think there is any marriage benefit that's gonna ease the burn from the IRS's BIG DICK STYLES (tm). My accountant has had my past due shit Im trying to get ammended for days on end now. They were supposed to call me today. They probably called the IRS and were like "Just go lock that fool up." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 2,435 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 You probably are going to have to sell your crack to bounce back. good luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 I dont know that I like your double entendre there, sir. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,939 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 @LUGRis clearly just umad cause you ftl on taxes lol. I salute that shit and openly announce the day I have a house and a multifamily im dome with those bastards. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 2,435 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 43 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: @LUGRis clearly just umad cause you ftl on taxes lol. I salute that shit and openly announce the day I have a house and a multifamily im dome with those bastards. You probably are going to have to sell your crack to bounce back. good luck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,939 Posted March 10 Author Share Posted March 10 I can dig it, mon! Not the crack part. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 I finally triggered one of these scam callers hard enough to make him break character and go full Indian ape shit on me. He told me to suck his dick and I was a cock sucker mother fucker and some more shit. I didnt know where eles to post this achievement. 1 4 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,939 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 5 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I finally triggered one of these scam callers hard enough to make him break character and go full Indian ape shit on me. He told me to suck his dick and I was a cock sucker mother fucker and some more shit. I didnt know where eles to post this achievement. Are you talking about the motherfuckers who call us contractors? Or normal every scammers. THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE THE WORST. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 @NightmareOnElmStreet This particular scammer that I melted earlier today was the 'take an oldsters money' type. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,939 Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 On 3/10/2021 at 10:41 PM, mr.yuck said: @NightmareOnElmStreet This particular scammer that I melted earlier today was the 'take an oldsters money' type. Na Na. I’ll post some later today. I get straight up estimate requests from scammers and it makes no sense whatsoever. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ndv 2,467 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I really do not know what to think of China's angle on this one. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Man. Im really starting to feel my age today. I went up and down a 6 ft step ladder over 150 times yesterday in the course of 4 hours. My knees are toast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,153 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 16 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Man. Im really starting to feel my age today. I went up and down a 6 ft step ladder over 150 times yesterday in the course of 4 hours. My knees are toast. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,520 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 @One Man BannedI wish. I was painting this stripe on a commercial building on uneven soft ground. I would have 9000% ate shit out there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ndv 2,467 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 @Kults how's the no smoking 🚭 campaign coming along? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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