One Man Banned 13,464 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 You're all trying to get in her age gap 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Apologies up front for the tired reference, but cue Paul Hogan with a Playboy in one hand and a Hustler in the other saying "That's not a cunt, this is a cunt!" Zaaaaaaapp I caught crocodile dundee 2 on tv the other day and noticed a super young Stephen Root and then after looking it up realized that was his first movie. I like rewatching old movies like death watch and catching like a young lawrence fishburn playing gang member #3. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Also, does anyone know how to keep birds from suiciding into my windows? Ive had to scoop up 5 of these dedicated soldiers already. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 4,481 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 43 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Zaaaaaaapp I caught crocodile dundee 2 on tv the other day and noticed a super young Stephen Root and then after looking it up realized that was his first movie. I like rewatching old movies like death watch and catching like a young lawrence fishburn playing gang member #3. Or Jeff goldblum as freak 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,464 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 32 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Also, does anyone know how to keep birds from suiciding into my windows? Ive had to scoop up 5 of these dedicated soldiers already. Several options depending on what you want to do w/ your windows. Quick & easy temp fix is to hang strings down the outside of the window that birds will see and avoid. Or you can use something like soap or those window paints to make a series of spaced dots that birds will see, think you need random squares 3" apart. There are silhouette decals you can put in the window. There are window tapes. Tried to find the site I went to before on this but can't find it now, just search bird strike deterrents. Look at other factors too, like do you have a bird feeder positioned near that window. Related, if you catch it when it happens the birds sometimes just stun themselves. If you hold them in your hand and cover their eyes/head w/ the other hand, some will recover shortly and take off. Do this with enough birds and they will owe you a debt. That's how you build your bird army...... 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 3,031 Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 On 2/11/2021 at 8:31 PM, mr.yuck said: Also, does anyone know how to keep birds from suiciding into my windows? Ive had to scoop up 5 of these dedicated soldiers already. Jihad shit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 4,481 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 @mr.yucki think you gotta break a spell, let one of the birds inside and it will turn into a person. This might lead to a quest or showdown but it will solve your dead bird problem. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 1 minute ago, where said: @mr.yucki think you gotta break a spell, let one of the birds inside and it will turn into a person. This might lead to a quest or showdown but it will solve your dead bird problem. Should I kiss one of the dead ones? I think there is still one out there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 4,481 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Just now, mr.yuck said: Should I kiss one of the dead ones? I think there is still one out there. naw dont do that shit man, you'll turn into a bird. you gotta let it inside and go to sleep and when you wake up the transformation will have occurred. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Oh shit, son. That was close. I was putting on my slippers and everything. Im still have curious to see if I have some necromancer powers. I'll have to check and see if the whole crew is still hanging out in my neighbors tree. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMdoubleXL 5,840 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 (edited) Last week our downstairs neighbors woke us up at 1 am. These apts have been insanely quiet until them. Like we don’t hear any thing from anyone. they fight often. Slamming doors n shit but this one was a breakup how could I tell- the music at 1 am went from some trap and ended with rhianna-stay, big world-say something, and one republic-apologize until around 3 sumthin. Before my alarm goes off at 4:30 to begin 12 hr days. im not a super vengeful type but tire slicing crossed my mind. I did this Lil number.... karma couldn’t be too bad from this right? this is its current state and when I leave on Sundays at 5am I let him know I, too am trying to pray. A lot. And I promise on my right arm there are about 7 churches in a 5 block radius immediately surrounding me. there’s a whole lotta prayers goin up I bet. Edited February 13 by SMdoubleXL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) I might tank my business tomorrow. These MFers are trippin right now. Edited February 14 by mr.yuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~KRYLON2~ 1,166 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Super glue the doorbell button down 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 3,031 Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 Hey Texas people, how tf y’all doing with the New England weather lol? 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ndv 2,608 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 16 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Hey Texas people, how tf y’all doing with the New England weather lol? We cold but managing. We also managed to get our horses ice-skating. It's getting pretty serious down here. YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWW! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 3,031 Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 2 hours ago, ndv said: We cold but managing. We also managed to get our horses ice-skating. It's getting pretty serious down here. YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWW! Thats whats up lol! shits kinda wild. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 How did I ever get to my first appointment so quick today? Ive been sitting out front of these peoples town house for like 25 mins already with another 10 to go. I kinda gotta take a shit but at this point, there is no time for that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,464 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: How did I ever get to my first appointment so quick today? Ive been sitting out front of these peoples town house for like 25 mins already with another 10 to go. I kinda gotta take a shit but at this point, there is no time for that. Just tell them you have to check the flow and efficiency of their toilet and blast away. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Just tell them you have to check the flow and efficiency of their toilet and blast away. Ive just been holding it. I had one of those questionable gurgles that sends everything back into the deep butt. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMdoubleXL 5,840 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Today is a monumental day for me. Last year today I received this email and it was also after one of the darkest periods of my life.landlord In Pittsburgh fucked us all over and managed to begin eviction process of all the tenants in the building. (Found out he was fired the day after we got back to Vegas and the eviction was under false pretenses and no action was taken against us) We ran out of time and resources and had no choice but to move back to Vegas. Out of everything. No hope. No place to live except a shared bedroom at my (didn’t want to be with him at the time) bf’s moms house. No money. And when I say no money I mean NONE. I let my nail license expire and had sold all my equipment/product the year previous. I had just finished school for a new career that I couldn’t find employment in. I had no fucking clue what to do or what was gonna happen. I swear the only thing I looked forward to was 12 oz. I got solid support from another member and will always be grateful for them. i told the CEO I would get there in 10 days and I had no idea how I was gonna make it happen. swallowing a lot of pride - I had to ask a friend for her flight points to get a flight here and ask dude if he could front me a month Airbnb until I get a paycheck. I packed two bags and and kicked rocks. all is so good now. saving money for a house. Looking forward to performance review and our camping road trip this summer after we handle some legal stuff in Vegas. just wanted to share. 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,464 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 43 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: i told the CEO I would get there in 10 days and I had no idea how I was gonna make it happen. swallowing a lot of pride - I had to ask a friend for her flight points to get a flight here and ask dude if he could front me a month Airbnb until I get a paycheck. I packed two bags and and kicked rocks. all is so good now. saving money for a house. Looking forward to performance review and our camping road trip this summer after we handle some legal stuff in Vegas. just wanted to share. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ndv 2,608 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 @SMdoubleXL I am happy to hear this. Props to you. This is a great inspirational story. Your post is truly an epic post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 3,031 Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 That’s what’s up @SMdoubleXL!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,713 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Is anyone here a CPA or has anyone ever filled out form 1120S to generate a K-1? Can you walk me through it so that I can claim 50k as dividends instead of taxible income? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 13,464 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 36 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Is anyone here a CPA or has anyone ever filled out form 1120S to generate a K-1? Can you walk me through it so that I can claim 50k as dividends instead of taxible income? Have you tried asking a Sovereign Citizen? They have great advice on doing taxes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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