fat ralphy Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 My local mongolian spot is on hit - I always try and come with some crazy portions filling the bowl up until it spills and shit. Most respect to the fools that can run them our of business in a two bowl trip. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 I’m headed to this induction course for an employer and have had to take the Midland train line for like the first time for as long as I can remember. Saw some cool pieces along the way, so props to the artists out this way. The only downside is that the companies the place I am going to get work from contracts to require Covid vaccines, so a trip to the Doctors might be in order this afternoon/weekend to get my “religious belief” exemption so that I can commence working without infecting myself with the zombrex needles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I've grown accustomed to it. But yesterday afternoon was unacceptable even to local standards. Was the salsa de pinga too warm? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 18 minutes ago, LUGR said: Was the salsa de pinga too warm? Nah but the Mongolian sauce was hella salty. My man that works the grill probably left his feet in for too long. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Windshield = Wind Shield windows = ? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 5 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Windshield = Wind Shield windows = ? Wind Ow (as in owie) the window prevents owies from the wind idfk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 (edited) UK cats saying windscreen and shit - lame. Edited July 14 by fat ralphy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 2 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Windshield = Wind Shield windows = ? Door glass. Trust the English language to sneak the enunciation of the sound of "ASS" into all kinds of other things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 My man @KILZ FILLZasking the real questions 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 I'm opting for regular Chinese for dinner tonight. I'm gonna take it personal if these Chinese people fuck with me doing some crazy shit when I show up. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 Hell yeah. Best choice. They forgot my veggie fried rice and actually called me back to come get some fresh shit with 2 complimentary orders of egg rolls. And the egg rolls were fire. Not just some old shits that fell under the fryer last week. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I'm opting for regular Chinese for dinner tonight. I'm gonna take it personal if these Chinese people fuck with me doing some crazy shit when I show up. If you want to mess with them, ask them why they have no eyelids, and then visit the UFO thread to view other eyelid lacking creatures, and wonder whether asians are like the evolved humans given such physical characteristics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 Are you saying that the Chinese are from the future? That might make a dope sci-fi movie. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 Am I following this correctly, they fucked up your take out order and you had to make a return trip to pick up, and still give a positive review because you think the egg rolls never touched the floor? Really, time to call yourself a local. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 40 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Are you saying that the Chinese are from the future? That might make a dope sci-fi movie. Just theorizing on the "Are Asians aliens?" conspiracy theory, by presenting some supporting evidence along with the fact that they are stereotypically intelligent and have no issues with eating bugs and things, never mind that their language truly looks like hieroglyphs. As I married an Asian I got my pass in regards to making such astute observations, and if anything I am being complementary to them (beyond the bug eating and using sewage as cooking oil -but you know we all have our foibles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 54 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Hell yeah. Best choice. They forgot my veggie fried rice and actually called me back to come get some fresh shit with 2 complimentary orders of egg rolls. And the egg rolls were fire. Not just some old shits that fell under the fryer last week. Solid!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 On 7/13/2023 at 6:55 PM, mr.yuck said: I've grown accustomed to it. But yesterday afternoon was unacceptable even to local standards. I never made it to Mongolian place on military and it looks like I never will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 we lost our mongolian bbq place like fifteen years ago and i miss it. used to do damage there. also baby corn is good as fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 (edited) I have gone for a walk around Perth along the riverside and across the bridge that the city put up that links to the casino. A bridge which happens to have my name on it coincidently. I was told that I cant go inside the casino with my tiny backpack which I find weird and discriminatory given they let girls with handbags in? I jest, yet am just drinking an overpriced Heineken before I put my bag (which just contains the bag I was going to use when I buy groceries on the way home and my airpods Max) before I go and play a session of “God Plane” for the day. It is 12.52pm right now and I have a half a beer left so I can give those who are currently betting against Me and “God’s house” in the pursuit of money obtained via games of chance their opportunity to leave now lest they be given a one way ticket to Hell. Edited July 15 by Mauler5150 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 Well I couldn’t go into the casino as the lockers where you store your bags were not only full but they were charging for the use of them like greedy, extortionate pricks. As if $13.50 for a pint wasn’t bad enough already. I’ll go back there with a full compliment next time believe me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 4 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: we lost our mongolian bbq place like fifteen years ago and i miss it. used to do damage there. also baby corn is good as fuck Hold the phone! Your joint had baby corns? The most exotic thing in our buffet is bean sprouts. @morton @grim540 I'm of the opinion that all of this super shitty service is due to this area being a military town. You have a never ending supply of new customers that don't know any better being shipped in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNIFU Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 wind shield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 Playing Xbox and super chill to have an option for Spotify playing in the background. Listening to fat Pat while playing gears of war 2 for my first time. HyperX headset 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 I bought a 6 pack of Corona I can’t really have afforded and am chilling waiting to play a game of pool with the backpackers I am chilling with. I needed something to change my mood after I lost my keys today as I was walking around taking photos and now can’t get into the locker where my laptop is for the time being. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 That sounds like some time machine shit, I think I hear the chorus singing "can it be that it was all so simple then". Things are fitting to be hot as balls today, I am over my cold and just got back from an open water swim, thinking I might just chill out. The older I get the more down I am to do fuck all but sometimes it seems like a real waste of time. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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