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mr.yuck Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Hey bros. An adult diaper. Spanx. Bread bags full of mayo on his feet. Eyelids taped open. What do y'all think Trump rocks to sleep? 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Hey bros. An adult diaper. Spanx. Bread bags full of mayo on his feet. Eyelids taped open. What do y'all think Trump rocks to sleep? This the shit your thinking about on a Saturday night? Props 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 54 minutes ago, LUGR said: This the shit your thinking about on a Saturday night? Props Saturday night? This thought started formulating around the half way point of my work day. I've been chewing this one over almost all day. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) I think your boy Trump probably gets cucked by BBC and then has Ivanka give him a cooter facial. Seems like he would be into that kind of shit behind closed doors. I think he also wears hot dog buns on his feet - talks in his sleep about “One glizzy to rule them all…” Edited March 19 by fat ralphy 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 @fat ralphyI bet my man's toes are long as fuck. Like they start at his ankles long. He rocks a hot dog bun on each individual toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fat ralphy Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 @mr.yuck toes so long each one has its own signature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Like bird feet but with human looking janks. And no back toe so he can't perch on a tree branch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Dude probably wears some seemingly fancy Trump brand robe with some Trump brand boxer shorts. And those socks with the support straps to hold them up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) Yeah sock garters. I feel like those are a necessity for silk socks. Probably uses sick garters to hold his bread bags full of mayo up. Edited March 20 by mr.yuck 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Dude probably wears some seemingly fancy Trump brand robe with some Trump brand boxer shorts. And those socks with the support straps to hold them up. Don't forget that Trump Brand stuff is all Made In China from the same factory as his hotel robes, towels, pillows amd sheets. "Make America Great Again " 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fat ralphy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Trump probably keeps bread-n-butter pickles on his nightstand. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 14 hours ago, fat ralphy said: “One glizzy to rule them all…” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 We need more hot tubs I 2023. Yo yuck, you ever been to the Omni hotel hot springs? It randomly popped up in my feed today. Bout to drop everything and drive down lol. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 @NightmareOnElmStreetnah. I've never been to that part of the state. That shit looks dope though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 10 hours ago, fat ralphy said: Trump probably keeps bread-n-butter pickles on his nightstand. Probably not even in the jar still. Just a bowl full of open air pickles that he can peck at throughout the week. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Different jawns from all over the Country - probably some diet shits too made with Aspartame. @NightmareOnElmStreettrying to have a hot tub glizzy boil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 My guy probably has a get out of jail free card bookmarking the Stormy Daniels fleshlight advertisement in his copy of Black Cherry. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Probably not even in the jar still. Just a bowl full of open air pickles that he can peck at throughout the week. I bet they are gherkins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 4 hours ago, LUGR said: I bet they are gherkins. Old and dry. Leathered gherkins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 16 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: We need more hot tubs I 2023. Yo yuck, you ever been to the Omni hotel hot springs? It randomly popped up in my feed today. Bout to drop everything and drive down lol. 8 hours ago, mr.yuck said: @NightmareOnElmStreetnah. I've never been to that part of the state. That shit looks dope though. Lolz, how quickly recent posts of hot springs are forgotten. You all going to be marinating in people broth and funk. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 22 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: We need more hot tubs I 2023. went to a hotel in Brissie last year with the family. The hot tub was absolutely feral first thing in the morning when I was doing laps before it had been switched on. Like a protein shake that has settled out. you couldn't see the bottom of it. I will never go in one again unless it's one your neighbour owns type stuff or I filled it myself. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: went to a hotel in Brissie last year with the family. The hot tub was absolutely feral first thing in the morning when I was doing laps before it had been switched on. Like a protein shake that has settled out. you couldn't see the bottom of it. I will never go in one again unless it's one your neighbour owns type stuff or I filled it myself. I’m sure there was definitely some proteins added to that water overnight. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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