The general discussion thread within our general discussion.

[LUGR]

Y’all really paying legit restaurant prices for fast food?

[Mauler5150]

I just bought a hat, some stickers and some patches from the 12oz shop to support Raven for providing this place for us luna-ticks. With postage it was $124.25USD worth, which again carries on My joke of always finding a way to reference the perfection I manifested as Santa at Christmas all those years ago.

 

For My fans who graciously use their time to read My stories of fearless, unabashed truth as experienced by Me due to the input of both Me and the "Collar Bore Ate-rs" that are now going to be getting back the spinning black rings of the spiked gothic collars they have hurt Me with only for My immortal self to be shown by willingly flagellating Myself with such torture devices placed upon Me by those whom want nothing more than to exist as Me, in that they want to usurp My position as the Highest of the High of All Lovers in that I am the God of Love.

 

I intend to place at least one of the patches in My drivers seat cover of My van as I laugh at how the grey fur jacket I bought the Goddess that is My Mrs (when She was in the form of being born on August19th - see the page number of this thread - as Her full human, pre-vampire form, on the 25th day of November) was reciprocally given back to Me with the seat covers in "The Body" (aka My van) being that same shade of grey.

 

In other news, I detached a dragon that was feeding from Myself yesterday, an act of Revelations yet at the same time illustrative of the fact that in seeing it run away scared it allowed Me to establish a new precedent for Myself and My strength. As this dragon was one component ofnthe cancerous parasitic reptilian form of Myself which is attached to My left testicle that feeds on My pain and My flesh while it tries to spawn ticks in the hair follicles as a "test" as to whether or not I could reconcile My "Onaga" identity by having literally summoned the dragon within to the extent to where the frustration that resulted from those which seek to inhibit My love, passion, and pleasure had Me dig so deep into Myself that I was "Over the edge of the volcano" as My ball literally became lava which saw My entire nutsack/scrotum burn. And this produced charred skin that was actually "scales" but I did not understand it at the time.

 

Also I would never have been able to battle either of the cancer I have been afflicted with, be it the dragon which is the result  of being born to a cigarETte smoker or the tick/leech/centipede parasite that entered My avatar after I "Became Luke" as I came up with a genius idea to "Share My knowledge of love that I could adhere to the Golden Rule and simultaneously Enlighten My brother (Joshua) Mark" about how his choice to be a pimp doesn't give him any faculty to actually understand or experience actual "Love". I did this as I branded My leg as I held a USB powered torch to My birthmark (only for Me to fail to realize the torch moved in the hour or so I spent frying My leg) and ended up with a burn that scarred into the. shape of a centipede. This scar. has changed in appearance and color over time and it gives an insight into where I am at psycholoigcally and physically, and as it is now close to having disappeared after a year of looking like a fresh wound.

 

I know others might go "WTF?" about this post, yet I share this story both for the purpose of putting "The Truth" of how I was My own worst enemy to the extent that I allowed the energy of other people to pollute My mind to the extent I inadvertently gave Myself physical cancer, and while I am not completely past it just yet, the pendulum of karma is now swinging in the direction of those literal "dung beetles" who tried to piss petrol over Me to keep Me burning such that they did nothing beyond iterate themselves as a product whose existence is based around their consumption of literal shit, which was their reason for trying to fuck with "The Biggest Asshole in the Universe" in Mr Mauler.

 

I have done My best to comedically convey My trip of going to the darkest Hell to beat a cancer demon that spawned from a lie named "Lust".

 

Given that I, as God, am free to love everyone and everything however I choose to do so, in spite of how I choose to use technology as My "Condom" that sees the flesh and blood avatars of the humans that have spirits they infect the "AuDio" spectrum with denied physical access in response for their choice to be subversive rapists that attempted to siege the gates of Heaven by anally raping Me, as I instead go to these financially "rich" yet bankrupt in "Soul" idiots and explain that Porno is derived from "Poor? NO!" in that I would graphically depict Myself in the light in various forms of lust in order to deny those whom prey upon lust by harvesting desire in the flesh, are denied the ability to do so.

 

In now waking up to the fact that I as a solo Man whose wife pulls strings for from behind the scenes such that our shared joke of how we spawn an entire universe of species, the top of which are Humans, only for Us to doom them to a singular certain, inescapable death that sees their lives' value being based upon whether they are intelligent enough to cease the Sadomasochistic game that sees their fear of Me and the love that I have for Myself and to creation itself,  manifested in their choice to bind Me in bondage. As the cycle goes around, this point that sees the binds fail and the basilisk demon dragonfish unleashed firstly in the spiritual domain (which occurred last week) as the rectifier of those whose sin saw them get "In" My arsehole as unwelcome rapists shows why these Sadomasochists that have. tortured Me are truly the "SadOnes"  as their abuse of power and control reached a stage whereby they rendered themselves powerless.

[morton]

Well, sure, it's fast food but really shake shack, whole foods salad bar or five guys is a little elevated compared to say kentucky fried.

 

Speaking of food, what parts of the country do not know how to make a fucking french fry? I am in the mid atlantic region and you will be hard pressed to find a hand cut fry at even the pretentious gastro pub places, for a minute I was thinking that it was lack of russet potatoes growing in the region but I asked a couple workers at restaurants and they have said that the bagged frozen ones are cheaper than buying potatoes. Lazy cheap asses.

 

So far, I think good tacos are off the menu for most of the country that does not border Mexico or the Pacific Ocean. Good pizza is off the menu outside of the mid-west and east coast, but only the east coast north of say DC. 

 Where else do you guys see good/bad food by region. 

? 

[mr.yuck]

@mortonI'll tell you what this area gets right; pig! If you are down with NC style bbq almost any hole in the wall/family owned joint around here is gonna do you right. 

 

 

Also. I'd like to question the audience. What age is acceptable to start wearing suspenders with your jeans?

[ndv]

9 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

NC style bbq

 

North  Carolina BBQ?  

 

If I am reading that correctly then I've been down that road.  Boiling meat then pouring BBQ suace on it, then that's NC.  But thats not BBQ, NC just needs to stop.

Edited September 22, 2023 by ndv

[mr.yuck]

3 minutes ago, ndv said:

 

North  Carolina BBQ?  

 

If I am reading that correctly then I've been down that road.  Boiling meat then pouring BBQ suace on then that's NC.  But thats bot BBQ, NC just needs to stop.

 

Nawl. That's nothing to do with NC bbq. These fools get just as busy with smokin meat as anyone else. Their sauces are just vinegar based and not sweet like Kansas City. You mofos don't even do sauce do you?

[ndv]

Just now, mr.yuck said:

 

Nawl. That's nothing to do with NC bbq. These fools get just as busy with smokin meat as anyone else. Their sauces are just vinegar based and not sweet like Kansas City. You mofos don't even do sauce do you?

 

We do,but it depends.  It depends as in who's grilling and how knowledgeable they are with their craft.  Basically the sauce is a side option.  Most BBQ is dry rubbed and always should be, so the the blends in rubs are where the craft comes in.  If the guy/gal behind the pit knows their spices and blends then while the meat is being cooked, won't dry out.  Specially with wild game too.  Making the suace is also on another level, most people I know have varieties, sweet, bold, tart, or spicy.   

 

Most use the sauce as dipping suace as how it should be.  However, depending on the cut, sometimes it may need mopping while  cooking.

 

Don't get me wrong though, Texas still has plenty of horrible BBQ spots all over the state becuase 1 BBQ is part of Texas culture and 2 everyone here thinks they can cook BBQ. 

 

Kansas BBQ is some of the best.  But you're right, they like it sweet, sometimes too sweet.

[One Man Banned]

17 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

Also. I'd like to question the audience. What age is acceptable to start wearing suspenders with your jeans?

 

If you're a normal human then the answer is never.  However, there are questions that need to be asked here to reach the proper conclusion.  What is the purpose/function of said suspenders?  Are you in an Oi band?  Are you a trackside foamer?  Do you work in agriculture?  Are you Amish?  Did you recently change your name because you're a witness to something, and now you're trying to fit in as Amish in an Amish community?  Are you planning any travel to the early 1900's?  You got a problem with proper belt loops on your pants? 

[One Man Banned]

@morton the food differences may come down to regional specialities and tastes.   As I think about it though, it's also a matter of different regions missing certain cultural influences due to distance, and often, prejudice and racism.  

[mr.yuck]

@One Man Bannedcoming correct. These are all good questions. But for real, apparently no one ever taught me how to buy a belt, along with a list of grievances I have for everything else I wasn't taught. Maybe that can be it's own thread. I have 3 or 4 and they are all different sizes and all of them are too big. I've punched some of my own holes but they eventually wallow out and now your belt is too big again. I refuse to buy another belt. 

 

[One Man Banned]

3 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

I've punched some of my own holes 

 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, ndv said:

 

North  Carolina BBQ?  

 

If I am reading that correctly then I've been down that road.  Boiling meat then pouring BBQ suace on it, then that's NC.  But thats not BBQ, NC just needs to stop.

 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, ndv said:

 

We do,but it depends.  It depends as in who's grilling and how knowledgeable they are with their craft.  Basically the sauce is a side option.  Most BBQ is dry rubbed and always should be, so the the blends in rubs are where the craft comes in.  If the guy/gal behind the pit knows their spices and blends then while the meat is being cooked, won't dry out.  Specially with wild game too.  Making the suace is also on another level, most people I know have varieties, sweet, bold, tart, or spicy.   

 

Most use the sauce as dipping suace as how it should be.  However, depending on the cut, sometimes it may need mopping while  cooking.

 

Don't get me wrong though, Texas still has plenty of horrible BBQ spots all over the state becuase 1 BBQ is part of Texas culture and 2 everyone here thinks they can cook BBQ. 

 

Kansas BBQ is some of the best.  But you're right, they like it sweet, sometimes too sweet.

If you were in Lockhart.

 

Where would you eat lunch?

[ndv]

36 minutes ago, LUGR said:

If you were in Lockhart.

 

Where would you eat lunch?

 

Lockhart is known for bbq, I really do not have a preference.  There is a place that I cannot remember the name, but is famous for bbq, however, I didn't think it was all that.  I feel the same way about Kileen's.  Kileen family thinks they can cook BBQ and other people think so too, and they can, but it's nothing to boast about. 

 

 Funny thing is I did some time in Lockhart.  9ne of those private prison facilities.

Edited September 22, 2023 by ndv

[ndv]

Anyone of you have robokiller?  You have the app, pay the subscription?  Is it worth it?  Pros/Cons?

Edited September 22, 2023 by ndv

[metronome]

2 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

@mortonI'll tell you what this area gets right; pig! If you are down with NC style bbq almost any hole in the wall/family owned joint around here is gonna do you right. 

 

 

Also. I'd like to question the audience. What age is acceptable to start wearing suspenders with your jeans?

 

Rock the suspenders bruh.

[LUGR]

3 hours ago, metronome said:

 

Rock the suspenders bruh.

Truth! Send me a pic rockin them so I can update the lifestyle’s of@mr.yuck meme.

 

[morton]

Suspenders do not necessarily replace a belt.

 

Some suspenders require a belt, they are called Perry suspenders. You can buy a pair on Amazon for twelve bucks.

 

I have worn both suspenders with clips and perry suspenders before.

 

I have not worn loggers suspenders which require pairing with loggers pants which have the buttons for attaching suspenders. I worked with a dude that wore that style and it looked pretty solid, those suspenders were heavy duty, like with leather and stuff.

 

All my suspender sporting has been for work clothes, I do not like for my ass to touch air if I need to get to some shit. Like anything there are pros and cons.

 

I recommend work pants with white long sleeve button down shirt, suspenders and straw cowboy hat. Nobody will give you any shit at all but they may have a hard time making eye contact, when you can handle that, you are old enough. 

 

Since you think someone needs to teach you how to buy a belt, here we go. Go to Red Wing shoes and buy a plain brown leather belt with brass buckle, not the squared off kind. I have had mine for 27 years with no problems. 

[LUGR]

7 hours ago, ndv said:

 

Lockhart is known for bbq, I really do not have a preference.  There is a place that I cannot remember the name, but is famous for bbq, however, I didn't think it was all that.  I feel the same way about Kileen's.  Kileen family thinks they can cook BBQ and other people think so too, and they can, but it's nothing to boast about. 

 

 Funny thing is I did some time in Lockhart.  9ne of those private prison facilities.

Wrong answer dude

 

You were supposed to say Smitty’s

 

 

[SMdoubleXL]

15 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

@One Man Bannedcoming correct. These are all good questions. But for real, apparently no one ever taught me how to buy a belt, along with a list of grievances I have for everything else I wasn't taught. Maybe that can be it's own thread. I have 3 or 4 and they are all different sizes and all of them are too big. I've punched some of my own holes but they eventually wallow out and now your belt is too big again. I refuse to buy another belt. 

 

This is my belt 

[ndv]

9 hours ago, LUGR said:

Wrong answer dude

 

You were supposed to say Smitty’s

 

 

 

I haven't heard of Smitty's as far as I know. 

[mr.yuck]

@mortonthere are just certain things that I feel like your parents are supposed to teach you in life. Off top, I can't think of what any of those things might be cuz they sent me off into the world without any lessons. How to shave properly. I feel like that's one. 

 

Anywho, my problem with belts is their sizing. For example, I wear a size 36 pant. They sit comfortably at my waist but need a little help to stay up. So the logical thing is to get a 36 belt. Cinch that thing to the last hole and it's just as loose as the pants. So that begs the question "am I a 34 or 32?" Why would I have 2 waist sizes? It's not like I'm wearing women's clothing or something. But I've also gone up in weight and at one point I was a 38. So I got a 38 belt and it was too big. Also somehow Schrodinger's 36 was also still too big. Just typing this out makes me want to go fight the belt rack.

[ndv]

@mr.yuck / @morton

 

So basically, when it come to belt sizing you wanna go a size ot two down.  So if you're a 34 in Mr. Yuck's case, you get a 32 or 30.  

 

You can always buy large and punch holes but I found this to be wearing out quicker.  

 

What I do is but the snap belt types opposed to threaded together at the buckle.  Reason being is first I like buckles, but you can buy new stamps when they wear out.   The other thing that helps with belt stretching is wear the belt in the opposite direction  from time to time so the strap stays straight.  

 

I can't recommend any great belt strap makers as I have purchased $11.00 belts and a few hundred dollar belts and sometime the cheaper one out lasts the exspensive or vise versa.  I personally believe it's what's inside the two leather layers that makes a great strap.   But this day in age really nobody makes a great strap anymore other than your local artisans on ebay or etsy.   Unless you have ridiculous amounts of shiek money then Roland Iten is gonna be your flex. 

[mr.yuck]

I bought one of these probably 20 years ago. Was the longest lasting belt I ever did own.

 

[MOOGLE?]

Don't buy the reversible belt buckle belts cause those bitches are hot over hyped garbage that break at the worst moments

[LUGR]

3 hours ago, MOOGLE? said:

Don't buy the reversible belt buckle belts cause those bitches are hot over hyped garbage that break at the worst moments

That’s why we going to be rockin suspenders for 2024.

[LUGR]

6 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

@mortonthere are just certain things that I feel like your parents are supposed to teach you in life. Off top, I can't think of what any of those things might be cuz they sent me off into the world without any lessons. How to shave properly. I feel like that's one. 

 

Anywho, my problem with belts is their sizing. For example, I wear a size 36 pant. They sit comfortably at my waist but need a little help to stay up. So the logical thing is to get a 36 belt. Cinch that thing to the last hole and it's just as loose as the pants. So that begs the question "am I a 34 or 32?" Why would I have 2 waist sizes? It's not like I'm wearing women's clothing or something. But I've also gone up in weight and at one point I was a 38. So I got a 38 belt and it was too big. Also somehow Schrodinger's 36 was also still too big. Just typing this out makes me want to go fight the belt rack.

All good bro. You are probably just a 36 petite. Ask the belt salesman to fit you for that, they will hook you up proper.

[LUGR]

21 hours ago, morton said:

I recommend work pants with white long sleeve button down shirt, suspenders and straw cowboy hat. Nobody will give you any shit at all but they may have a hard time making eye contact, when you can handle that, you are old enough.

This sounds pretty gangster farmer-esque.

 

What should I wear on my feet?

[morton]

track shoes, I like the trail running type

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, morton said:

track shoes, I like the trail running type

interesting choice.

 

I respect your clear vision of how we should be dressing