mr.yuck Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Lol. Roland look like he raised himself in the wild. Bro was playing the game like it wasn't a game. This is just another Tuesday for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 So I have recieved a "Public Nuisance" fine from the Public Transport Authority that is noted as "Acted, in a way as to cause a nuisance to persons, on a Facility". All for making a "Highlander" joke as I sent a video message as I was filming on the train as I was telling a girlfriend in New Jersey as to how I could "artistically decapitate" anyone who even insinuates that they can fuck with Me via using technology to stealthily achieve said head removal that could also come after a direct headshot (even though I do not even own nor have I ever actually fired a gun in "reality"). While the train security guards which accosted Me and advised I could potentially recieve a fine in the mail, they failed to issue Me the fine on the spot and as such I now have to call the Justice department to advise them that I never recieved the initial fine prior to the one I recieved now that has had $130 added due to supposed non-payment of the initial fine. In effect, I am happy to be a nusiance to a public who fails to comprehend nor understand My joke that was punctuated by Me telling the train security to search Me as I didn't have any weapons on My person that would have allowed Me to physically decapitate someone (not that I wanted to anyway). And while I was a little inebriated at the time this occurred, I say and make similar jokes whilst completely sober, which is the byproduct of having an alien spray Me with acid laced ejaculate such that I can be forced into participating in the MK (Mortal KomBat) Ultra program that is My current reality as the positively charged electromagnet I am that attracts negative parasites like flies to shit. 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 you a wild dude 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, LUGR said: you a wild dude That I am. If I wouldn't lose a day of pay that is essentially the equivalent of the fine, I would go to court, go on the stand to defend Myself and My position by detailing to the judge exactly what I was speaking about. I would tell the Judge I was making an "in-joke" between Me and a friend which is based around My ancestors - specifically My Great GrandMother - had the maiden name of "MacLeod" as per the main character in the Highlander Hollywood movie. The joke effectively is played out via Me taking either a photo, or a video that I then "Screenshot" and I crop the image so that all that is left of whatever fool egotisically imposes shitty energy upon My reality is left with nothing but the head that I crop from their shoulders which then goes into a specific folder in My iCloud ((hence "metaphorically" headshotting someone via the "screenshot"). I would go about removing the judge's head from their shoulders in the court on the record given that comedy and making jokes is now apparently a crime which one csn be fined for to the extent that I could lose My drivers licence if I fail to pay the fine (which would see Me lose My job as well no doubt). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 And I understand that such bullshit is just "The Devil" or Developer trying to get Me to use My neon wand in My car so that I ignite the fuel and effectively become the "protesting MOnk" from the cover of Rage Against The Machine's self titled album as I self immolate in order to "become a (literal) star" Either way, I will persist and go about being the one who is making jokes as opposed to being made a joke or, as this fine provides Me with everything I need as confirmation that the truth I have unveiled and fearlessly speak without worry of anyone else attempting to judge Me is breaking the reality of those suffering from "tall poppy syndrome" here in Oz whose world is mired in hate, jealousy, envy and misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: So I have recieved a "Public Nuisance" fine from the Public Transport Authority that is noted as "Acted, in a way as to cause a nuisance to persons, on a Facility". #notsurprisedoner 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: If I wouldn't lose a day of pay that is essentially the equivalent of the fine, I would go to court, go on the stand to defend Myself and My position by detailing to the judge exactly what I was speaking about. I would tell the Judge Nah bruh, don't go testifying on yourself. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2023 Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 So is that like a “breech of peace” charge in the outback or something @Mauler5150? You got cases now, bruh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I am wondering the same thing too, so Australia can issue citations if someone is offended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2023 Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 Not sure but if it’s anything like weird ass Canada where they don’t even carry guns I don’t know how people are afraid of breaking the lawz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2023 Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 Fact check in not even 100% on that. What happened to @Kults 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 3 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Fact check in not even 100% on that. What happened to @Kults I think after @where, him and dhabz stormed the capitol building, they got distracted from this site…. just a theory 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 9 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: tasmania pretty much at the top of the list though I don't think you'd die of thirst there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I quit the Tasmania run after three episodes. Terrible contestants; it's like they didn't learn any lessons from the US version's early seasons. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I quit the Tasmania run after three episodes. Terrible contestants; it's like they didn't learn any lessons from the US version's early seasons. Haha. I hate when I watch shows and it's obvious the people on it have never seen the show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 9 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Not sure but if it’s anything like weird ass Canada where they don’t even carry guns I don’t know how people are afraid of breaking the lawz. the cops here pick on minorities as well, just its mostly Native Americans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 12, 2023 Author Share Posted September 12, 2023 23 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I quit the Tasmania run after three episodes. Terrible contestants; it's like they didn't learn any lessons from the US version's early seasons. I didn’t like it fresh out the gate but I’ll still end up watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Man. Channel surfing, saw the MTV music awards was on and decided to check in on the state of the youth. I don't think I've heard of any of the performers I've seen so far and the music has been garbage. People dressed dumb as fuck too, last dude looked like someone threw a plate of spaghetti on him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 I don't know brehs, is fingerbanging a young man's game or is it open to anyone who can play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 we talking finger blasting till your hand cramps up or the sensual foreplay type shit where you actually pay attention to her body signals ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I don't know brehs, is fingerbanging a young man's game or is it open to anyone who can play? Game on for anybody with fingers bruh. Hit it with the double whammy digit curler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 The standard form of the gesture is known colloquially as "two in the pink, one in the stink", referring to the number of fingers inserted into the vagina and anus respectively. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 do you guys remember the user from back around 2004 who used to post images of old 1930's travel posters? that was good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 I've spent the last few years really trying to get back to my roots. Doing the things that made me feel alive in my youth. By that I mean getting hand jobs and finger banging dames. It makes for fun foreplay, and different women really do handle the hj differently, for better or worse. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 3 hours ago, morton said: The standard form of the gesture is known colloquially as "two in the pink, one in the stink", referring to the number of fingers inserted into the vagina and anus respectively. 100% one to grow on 12oz style type shit. @Ray40I hope you're paying attention and taking notes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 21, 2023 Author Share Posted September 21, 2023 I can’t remember what thread we were griping about the general price of things today but as I sit here at punk ass Whole Foods eating my version of a salad for once I had to come complain to the homies some more. Fucked. But it is what it is lol. Gotta make more and more money I reckon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 21, 2023 Author Share Posted September 21, 2023 Should have just walked out like all the young heads do lol. Nahhh. I’m done rackin. But these prices make me second guess the decision. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Should have just walked out like all the young heads do lol. Nahhh. I’m done rackin. But these prices make me second guess the decision. Yeah man. Just walk in with your airborne AIDS mask on and some glasses and get to work saving that money. On the cheap it cost me and my wife like $100 a day to eat. Lol WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 4 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I can’t remember what thread we were griping about the general price of things today but as I sit here at punk ass Whole Foods eating my version of a salad for once I had to come complain to the homies some more. Fucked. But it is what it is lol. Gotta make more and more money I reckon. Should have brought 250+ of your own bags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Fuck Whole Foods in general, place is a rip off. You could get 2 slices and a drink, or some Jamaican patties with coco bread and a drink, and still have $ left over compared to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 I spent 25 dollars for lunch at shake shack a few weeks back. Double cheeseburger fries and a shake. These prices find me double checking totals. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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