One Man Banned Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) 12 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Que? Look at the car in front of me. You see how the front wheels are not in line with the back? It's as if the tires are not aligned. Anyhow, I got another one for y'all. Anyone in here use their back scrubber to scub your butthole while showering? I know it sounds kinda rough but it's a guaranteed to get yo butt cleaned. Edited January 24 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 How you wipin? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, ndv said: Look at the car in front of me. You see how the front wheels are not in line with the back? It's as if the tires are not aligned. Anyhow, I got another one for y'all. Anyone in here use their back scrubber to scub your butthole while showering? I know it sounds kinda rough but it's a guaranteed to get yo butt cleaned. Tha fuk? It doesn’t look like you are exactly lined up behind that car. The angle is causing the tires to not look aligned. Back scrubber is for back….not butthole. You need to chill on that before you hurt yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 the cars wheels looking off-kilter is probably just an optical illusion due to the depth perception created by the distance you're viewing the front and rear axles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 @ndvhave you been huffing ether again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 7 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: the cars wheels looking off-kilter is probably just an optical illusion due to the depth perception created by the distance you're viewing the front and rear axles That's what I have always thought but this isn't something I see all the time when I am behind every vehicle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: @ndvhave you been huffing ether again? @ndvsuckin nangs again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Ether and your butt scrubber! Life is good. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 What more does a man need in life really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: What more does a man need in life really? Panda mask and some rollerblades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I think @ndv's car aint aligned so every other car looks crooked to him. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I think @ndv's car aint aligned so every other car looks crooked to him. No tint, no align. Sad, so sad. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 16 hours ago, One Man Banned said: How you wipin? Too much tp. That’s how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 How’s everybody doing? Stupid extra busy and stressed out down here in my neck of the woods. Choo choo train noise keep it going try try try or whatever. Eyeroll. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) Straight fucked up in the game right now. Waiting on a decent check that's supposed to drop tomorrow. Just got a text last night saying that the only lady that cuts checks is out on jury duty right now and they "will update me with more info on Wednesday." I've been on 3 estimates for whole house repaints in the past couple weeks. I give people the price on the spot and I literally watched all of them gasp. I encourage them to please get at least 2 other quotes and call me back and that we can break the job down into more manageable chunks. I haven't heard back from anyone. Purse strings are tightening around here and that is making me nervous. Edited January 24 by mr.yuck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Doing good. Deleted my social media apps and been fucking w Duolingo to try and get my Spanish back on decky. I already feel the juices flowing after just a week. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 It's a really weird feeling to be really really good at something and not be able to make a good living at it anymore. This is a new feeling for me, and I don't like it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 7 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Too much tp. That’s how. Mummy hands 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: It's a really weird feeling to be really really good at something and not be able to make a good living at it anymore. This is a new feeling for me, and I don't like it. That's shitty to hear, man. I feel the boom is finally bustin'. I'm nervous for what spring/summer is gonna be like. Trying to grab the OT now cause it may disappear... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Fist 666 said: That's shitty to hear, man. I feel the boom is finally bustin'. I'm nervous for what spring/summer is gonna be like. Trying to grab the OT now cause it may disappear... Thanks bro. It's a weird feeling. It's like an overall sense of dispair. And for the most part I know it's all in my head cuz I can always jump back into insurance restoration work. People will always have a $500 deductible handy or what ever to rebuild their entire fucking house. Me and a couple homies are actually teaming up to start our own insurance business so we can profit off of all ends. Nobodys making any actual moves to sit down and work out a financial plan. That might also be part of this dead inside feeling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Might need to lay off the daily tincture use. I mainly do that in the AM but after a few days it's like that shit's in your system doing a slow release all day. Morning coffee aint helping things either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Mofos using backscubbers to wash their ass smh. I let my girl wash my butt and its quite enjoyable. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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