Elena Delle Donne Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 kilz is spilling so much game in here... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 I usually just put my limp dick over my wrist and ask girls to tell me what time it is 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 reminds me of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: I usually just put my limp dick over my wrist and ask girls to tell me what time it is Haha. I had a homie that got this belt buckle from like hot topic or some shit. The buckle part was a picture frame. He took a picture of his dick and put it in there. Inevitably girls would ask a question about his belt buckle and he would let them in for a closer look. That shit was non stop lulz. Edited August 5, 2022 by mr.yuck Grammer issues 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Haha. I had a homie that got this belt buckle from like hot topic or some shit. The buckle part was a picture frame. He took a picture of his dick and put it in their. Inevitably girls would ask a question about his belt buckle and he would let them in for a closer look. That shit was non stop lulz. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, LUGR said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Pleasure before business… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PzwNN7Ymgxk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 12 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I really don't like that shit. It's a weird personality trait to try and build some sort of camaraderie with me by shit talking your wife. On the one hand, true. On the other, he's the man, but his wife's the one getting busy with the tools, so he might be feeling a little lesser than. By showing that she couldn't do it or do it right, he might feel like he redeems some of his manhood in front of you, Mr. Man. Still aint right tho. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 18 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: On the one hand, true. On the other, he's the man, but his wife's the one getting busy with the tools, so he might be feeling a little lesser than. By showing that she couldn't do it or do it right, he might feel like he redeems some of his manhood in front of you, Mr. Man. Still aint right tho. I'm sure that's what it is. But there's so many other ways you could play that scenario. "My wife started this and despite her best efforts, we just don't have time to finish it ourselves before we move in," is way better than trashing her to a complete stranger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: kilz is spilling so much game in here... we also call these “Gems”. Or “free jewelry.” Lots of it lol. @One Man Banned @mr.yuck I’ve gone on 3 separate estimates recently with older ladies who just lost their husband. Shit is MAAAD awkward. They’re trying to hold it together talking about the job then say something about how their husband did this or that and bam. Fuckin water works. I’ve fucked off on all three of those quotes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Apple swisher are now just called “green”. Societal collapse confirmed. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 NOES, you just need a separate rate for consultation and grief counseling. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 From my friends tree. Pretty stoked to try these:) 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 48 minutes ago, LUGR said: From my friends tree. Pretty stoked to try these:) Those look really good ! Not sure if it's the sunlight, but they look really healthy too. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Why? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 10 hours ago, LUGR said: From my friends tree. Pretty stoked to try these:) Why you cut it like that? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, LUGR said: From my friends tree. Pretty stoked to try these:) 17 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Why you cut it like that? We demand to know Edited August 8, 2022 by blackboatshoes 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 You know, I didn't think anything of it until these fine gentlemen brought it up. Now when I look at it, I get ANGRYYYYY. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Some people just want to watch the world burn. But seriously, what the fuck? 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, blackboatshoes said: We demand to know How else am I going to make love to it before I eat it…? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Avocado game became ungovernable 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 (edited) basically don't buy avocados anymore. east coast avocados are so sad. a buddy in florida has a tree in his yard... that's the way Edited August 8, 2022 by Elena Delle Donne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 8, 2022 Author Share Posted August 8, 2022 Probably the only guy I know could gaf about a acabado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreettook me a long time to get on the train but i fuck with them now……you must dig guacamole? I could see you region having some pitiful guacamole offerings… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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