abrasivesaint Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) So this was at my doorstep this morning... I opened it because it had my address/apartment number, but no name. Upon a little inspection and googling i discovered this.. Now, there is an elderly gentlemen that lives downstairs that has stopped me in the past. What started out as friendly neighborly conversation, quickly turned into sinners will burn in hell and shit like that, which i wasn’t having. So, i’m assuming this dude had my heathen ass bulk mailed what seems to be about 100 copies of this fucking book, haha. What should i do with this situation? A.) Knock on his door or try to see if he did in fact have them sent to me. B.) See if the books were mistakenly sent to me and were meant to go to his preaching ass. C.) Keep them and do with them as i please. I already helped myself to one copy and this steaming pile of nonsense is written in a hilarious manner. Edited May 5, 2020 by abrasivesaint 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Keep them and pass them out to your family, friends, and coworkers in the most serious manner. Report back. 2 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Use them as toilet paper and instead of flushing them, leave the pages outside the crazy neighbor's door. Assert dominance early on. 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Oh, a lima bean that looks just like the Leader. I'll put it with the others. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 good old fashioned book burning OR 1. print out fake harry potter covers 2. replace covers 3. sell them 4. ??? 5. PROFIT 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Leave them in the woods ... next to the porn. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 this this is why i fucking love this forum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I once found a brown envelope with thousands in foreign currency in my apt building's mailbox. My address and apt #, no return address. Took it to the bank to exchange it, looked like monopoly money. It ended up being legit. I kept it. This was years ago and nothing ever came of it. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Find a packed parking lot and leave them under people windshield wiper 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Geneziz 6:66 its going for $20 on amazon seems well reviewed by the people that are into that sort of thing so maybe list and flip them an alternate theory, you entered a mixed alcohol/stress induced fugue state, found jesus momentarily and ordered these books to hand out 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abrasivesaint Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, where said: an alternate theory, you entered a mixed alcohol/stress induced fugue state, found jesus momentarily and ordered these books to hand out Nah the drunker i got the more i would have doubled down that jesus could suck my ass, haha. You did just make me think that the next time i see some religious fucks protesting a Planned Parenthood i could roll up on them and hand them the books with dicks and shit drawn on the pages. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 W/o knowing who sent them I guess I 'd leave them visibly atop the recycling pile on the next collection day and be done w/ it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) Oh i know who sent them @One Man BannedThe author/preacher sent them from Illinois, haha. I’m just not sure if it was supposed to go to me because the religious zealot downstairs is calling me a sinner or if he’s a moron and fucked up his own address. Or if it’s completely random and i was just pulled out of a hat and sent a box of books, ha. Edited May 5, 2020 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 2 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: Oh i know who sent them @One Man BannedThe author/preacher sent them from Illinois, haha. I’m just not sure if it was supposed to go to me because the religious zealot downstairs is calling me a sinner or if he’s a moron and fucked up his own address. Or if it’s completely random and i was just pulled out of a hat and sent a box of books, ha. Get that, was referring to you don't know who had them sent to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Guess you could always contact the sender and ask what's up? Or reseal and place in front of the old man's door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Study up on cult leaders and get dudes to hand over their wives. Seems legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 On 5/5/2020 at 6:56 AM, abrasivesaint said: So this was at my doorstep this morning... I opened it because it had my address/apartment number, but no name. Upon a little inspection and googling i discovered this.. Now, there is an elderly gentlemen that lives downstairs that has stopped me in the past. What started out as friendly neighborly conversation, quickly turned into sinners will burn in hell and shit like that, which i wasn’t having. So, i’m assuming this dude had my heathen ass bulk mailed what seems to be about 100 copies of this fucking book, haha. What should i do with this situation? A.) Knock on his door or try to see if he did in fact have them sent to me. B.) See if the books were mistakenly sent to me and were meant to go to his preaching ass. C.) Keep them and do with them as i please. I already helped myself to one copy and this steaming pile of nonsense is written in a hilarious manner. Become an Amazon seller and undercut the shit out of everyone. $5 per copy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) So i ran into the guy downstairs, it was his shit. When i mentioned a package coming to me he says “ya, books.” He then says “you know i’m a senior citizen right?” Which confused the shit out of me. After a couple days of thinking about it the only thing i can come up with about why he would say that is the dude was seeing if i would steal his books and try to catch me on one of those weird stealing from the elderly laws.. I mean maybe he just said some weird shit to say it, but, i dont know. I realized i dont fucking like him though, haha. Edited May 8, 2020 by abrasivesaint 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 44 minutes ago, abrasivesaint said: So i ran into the guy downstairs, it was his shit. When i mentioned a package coming to me he says “ya, books.” He then says “you know i’m a senior citizen right?” Which confused the shit out of me. After a couple days of thinking about it the only thing i can come up with about why he would say that is the dude was seeing if i would steal his books and try to catch me on one of those weird stealing from the elderly laws.. I mean maybe he just said some weird shit to say it, but, i dont know. I realized i dont fucking like him though, haha. fuck that guy. why would you mention getting a package that wasn’t yours if you were trying to steal it? idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Old people are cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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