the_gooch Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/18/2020 at 12:53 PM, glorydays said: I mean i will stay at home, my respect for this disease is high I just don't think it's the end days, thats all Well, if it is: 'I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, 12oz.’ ...as I need some old school edutainment. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, the_gooch said: Well, if it is: 'I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, 12oz.’ ...as I need some old school edutainment. Word to all dis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: Maybe i’m full of shit. Time will tell, haha. Sucks you have to shit your pants by not stocking up on toilet paper. Make thin slices of meat and use them as toilet paper. Rince , than eat. Edited March 21, 2020 by T4M* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/17/2020 at 12:35 PM, where said: Fools are buying mad household shit but overall consuming is way down. People identified the weakness in healthcare, manufactured a panic and short sold the DOW. This was in the works for a while. But why? I can guess a few possibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Uh just stick the shit back into your bowels, problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Toilet paper problem solved: https://hellotushy.com/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, the_gooch said: Toilet paper problem solved: https://hellotushy.com/ shut the fuck up and take my money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 I've owned a portable bidet since my trip to l.a. six or seven years ago...i think the brand is brondell...i just keep it at work now to poop at the office 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Me. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=498172177758398&id=100026968602495 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 ^^ I forgot I bought one of those lol smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) ^^^^ Diabetics are high risk (crosses fingers) Edited March 22, 2020 by Drue_Down 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 What’s the k:d ratio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 7 hours ago, T4M* said: Sucks you have to shit your pants by not stocking up on toilet paper. Make thin slices of meat and use them as toilet paper. Rince , than eat. I realized the other day i mostly shit at work, haha. Ive had the same roll on deck for weeks at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, misteraven said: Sounds like your talking through the guilt of taking care of yourself and being slightly prepared? To circle back around to this.. I always buy waters in bulk because i piss through them, usually the 3/$9, 4/$10 type deals. Today i stocked up with 3 and i actually did have the weird guilt feeling. Which is funny to me because there is plenty of water, haha. Edited March 22, 2020 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 8 hours ago, T4M* said: Sucks you have to shit your pants by not stocking up on toilet paper. Make thin slices of meat and use them as toilet paper. Rince , than eat. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 @misteravenI've read your post about Italy and I've seen @Europepost as well. Whilst I aint going to tick off abuse or whatever I can see where he is coming from. Pretty much every country in the world is responding to the outbreak in a similar way - with serious concern and extraordinary reactions never seen, in our lifetimes at least. These are not health professionals, emergency management teams, virologists and epidemiologists all getting their news from the mainstream media. These are professionals that are acting on centuries of study, experience and accumulated knowledge. You go from country to country, culture to culture, civilisation to civilisation and they are all pretty much responding the same way, informed by science. You don't think that there are times where you look at something like this and think - They are experts, they have specialised training, experience and knowledge that I don't have and they all are in basic agreement on this. They are likely to be right. 3 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Woah, big paragraphs like woah, ok Black Rob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 NY Daily News tells readers to go fuck themselves 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Was in a hard hit area the other day. Saw no signs of masks, gloves, sanitizer, or even general precaution. People grabbing door handles, gas pumps, whatever, 0 fucks given. The area is a transportation and distribution hub, so imagine everyone doing that there and then heading off to all points elsewhere. I had no contact with people or public places there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) From the NYTimes. I got to say, if we actually did offer aid, he has a point, it is awfully strange.. Edited March 22, 2020 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 had the idea to make a shirt like this. some clever clogs on insta beat me to it. side note my sister may have it. Her entire team is quarantined as of day before yesterday due to her coworker sharing a flat with a guy that has it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 Why are grocery stores limiting hours? You would think a smaller time frame to shop might cause a higher concentration of potentially infected people potentially exposing higher amounts of other people. What am i missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 That social d shirt would be brilliant. Put it on redbubble @Schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, abrasivesaint said: Why are grocery stores limiting hours? Let's say some people still working out there, they have a small window after work to get what they need. This "might" discourage some people from going out shopping. The people who stay home, who's to say they have money to buy stuff. On the weekends though, don't see this working. People are going to line up first thing in the morning like boomers lining up for breakfast at McDonald's. Edited March 22, 2020 by T4M* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Like I said..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.