KILZ FILLZ Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 What does a pirate do when his ship is in the shop? drive his caaaAARR 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 This jokes is good enough to be printed on an Ice cream stick. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) last week I went to a new zoo and they only had a dog. It was a shih tzu Edited February 7, 2020 by Schnitzel 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 13 hours ago, T4M* said: This jokes is good enough to be printed on an Ice cream stick. Bad Joke Thread 2020, there was no promise of good jokes here!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Heard the one about the two peanut walking down a dark alley? one was assaulted. 🧂 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 a piece of rope walks into a bar bartender says-“sorry, we don’t serve rope in here” rope steps outside and ruffles his hair and twists himself up-goes back to the bar bartender says-“weren’t you just in here-I said we don’t serve ropes” rope says “I’m afraid not” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 A Positron and an Electron were walking down the street together. Positron says, "oh sht, I left the stove on at the house" Electron says, "are you sure?" Positron says, "yeah, I'm positive!" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 My daughter brought home her first boyfriend for me to meet he introduced himself, “hello sir, my name is David” I reached out and began shaking his hand ”hello David, are you afraid?” ”no, sir” ”then why are you shaking?” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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