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Capitalist toilet invented to increase worker productivity


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Time to work on your wall sits folks. Babylon is targeting your on the clock dumps. 
 

 

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“Approved by the British Toilet Association (BTA), a members organisation that campaigns for better toilet facilities, the StandardToilet sits at a downward angle of 13 degrees. After around five minutes of sitting, this will cause strain on the legs, similar to a low level squat thrust, but “not enough to cause health issues,” reassures Mahabir Gill, founder of StandardToilet. “Anything higher than that would cause wider problems. Thirteen degrees is not too inconvenient, but you’d soon want to get off the seat quite quickly.”

 

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/battle-toilet-workplace

 

 

 

 

 

 

“A preoccupation for many employers today is "time theft." If employees are being paid for their time, the logic goes, then any time they're at work and not working is the same as literally stealing money from their employer. In some cases, this has led companies to force their workers to clock out whenever they go to the bathroom, so they aren't getting paid for the minutes they spend peeing. But companies may have a new, more sadistic option in the near future.“

 

https://www.gq.com/story/psycho-toilet-for-bosses

 

 

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