Drue_Down 4,629 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 ... just reupped. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Fist 666 said: Mismatched sex drives in a marriage: what to do and how to do it. Ooooh got it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drue_Down 4,629 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 @Fist 666I have a lot to say about that too. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moe Szyslak 400 Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 On 12/9/2019 at 11:44 PM, Drue_Down said: Make sure the peas bag is also in a ziplock, one bag melted and the peas peed on me. i didn’t get a pain killer prior, I got prescribed a Valium. I had male doctor and a female nurse, they worked simultaneously. I looked up at the ceiling, at one point I saw a little smoke and freaked out. They kept talking about football with me, STFU and snip my shit already, so I can get my scripts. I thought they were ginna give me valium but when i got there they said "no we dont do that" 💩 i got a rx of tramadol but took leftover suboxone instead for the pain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMdoubleXL 5,453 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 On 12/10/2019 at 7:53 AM, Drue_Down said: @Fist 666I have a lot to say about that too. I want in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMdoubleXL 5,453 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 This has been an interesting read. (However I think I missed where @Fist 666mentions poly/swingin i Knew a guy- He was dull a a cheap wet paper towel. Beside not educated, book wise his street sense wasn’t about shit either. He got shipped and was upset when he learned he still had (ejaculate) exit his body. He thought he would get dry orgasms or some shit. I got fixed. Probably 15 years ago. A method called Essure. $50 co-pay. In the office. They administer a valum upon entrance. Wait. Procedure. Go home. Rest. Work next day. 100% effective( if you follow directions) and 100% irreversible. Tiny nickel coils inserted into the opening (from uterus to Fallopian tube) with a camera (which goes through vagina>cervix>uterus up in there to find openings and I got to watch the whole thing. Inside the uterus looks like a what you imagine the inside of a pink balloon while inflated. The most painful part was the air they puff inside to open everything up. I cussed and flinched a bit. NO SEX FOR THREE MONTHS. AT ALL. after three months, you go in for an X-ray with indicator dye to see if the procedure took (your body naturally scars around coils and the scar dye under X-ray will show if there are any openings) i have a card that has the coils registered number on them for airport/courtroom clearance. (And if my body is ever decomposed in some forest those coils will be traced back to me) thank you for your inner thoughts on the topic, those that have considered or went through with it. Best decision ever. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggity 398 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 dudes scared to get snipped. chicks out there doing this to keep young. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kults 15,234 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Id rather get drenched in blood then get my balls snipped 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 12/10/2019 at 5:05 AM, Hua Guofang said: Lol, was wondering if the pull out and pre-cum argument was about to reignite and bam, DAO rocks back on in with a new controversy. shit is real again. Pullout game is real. Both my kids were on purpose. Still remember the nut that made the second one. The IUD is just a bonus. She got on that after the second one. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 23 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Pullout game is real. Both my kids were on purpose. Still remember the nut that made the second one. The IUD is just a bonus. She got on that after the second one. Wow what a disappointment why did you come back as a buster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 6/20/2020 at 11:07 PM, where said: Wow what a disappointment why did you come back as a buster Nothing buster here, faggot. You got me fucked up. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I know DAMN well this fool didn't just call me a buster. 🥱 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I did do that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Yo wanna go, fuckboy #1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Don’t make me stomp a fucking mud hole in your ass old man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I thought so, keep filter feeding Cornbread’s shit you bitchass dude, you always wanna say some wack ass shit, go back to hitting your wife’s face your fucking buster, don’t respond you’re a hoe ass dude, everyone is tough when they move to Texas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Lol you wanna call me a faggot, lol are you dumb, I’d drink your blood you snip snip weirdo like sip sip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Fagboy is hunting and pecking out his response, yea I’m a little mad you were such a douche ass dumb guy but if you can’t say shit back you body yourself bitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Dur dur dur get a body bag for this fucking waste of flesh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Pic of you in orange, lol now you’re gonna respond, but you’re some George Zimmerman type dude so just like human centipede you can eat shit, take another decade off, lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 We’ll see you in 2030......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Go ahead and OD on that shit, Taco Bell pup. Ain't nobody got time for yapping Chihuahuas. 🥱 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,643 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 In other news.....The time has come for this snippety talk bullshit in my own personal life and I'm feeling all kinds of ways about it. On the one hand I'm not trying to even think about losing my authentic nut juice. On the other hand I am fucking horrified that I have yet again another seed on the way and I for damn sure refuse to ever even risk the possibility. I'm not mad. Just pissed my pull out game has gotten so weak in my older years. Anyways. My chick can do the birth control thing anymore for health and mental health reasons so thats out. And so is tube typing because that shit barely works. Scary thought, brehs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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