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1 hour ago, MOOGLE? said:

@ndvfound it on one of the black twitter shitposter people I follow.

 

My friends mom's trailer was like this though , she'd be just sitting there absolutely fine with roaches crawling all over her and the love seat she sat in.

 

 

 

I want the internet you got.  Imma start moogling stuff. 

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I used chill in my homie's mom's crib in Ravenswood PJ's in Queens when I first moved to NYC waiting to get weed. Roaches didn't scattered there if the lights came on. Literally refused to budge even if you swing at them, and if you got comfortable in there they would climb up onto you out of intentional disrespect.

 

Every apartment building in NYC older than 10 years has roaches, but NYC's public housing roaches were on a different level. There's this line in Suddenly that goes "e'ybody had roaches, but our roaches ain't respect us" that only resonates with the select few unfortunate enough to know.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said:

I'll take roaches over bed bugs in a heartbeat.

Staying in a place with bed bugs is whole different level of hell

 

I had that shit before, lost all my furniture and most of my shit. Landlord only sprayed this girls apartment and every apartment in the building got infested.

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1 hour ago, One Man Banned said:

 

Beginner level shit.  Peep this:

 

Boob Smash | Dafuq | Know Your Meme

 

Boob Can Crush animated gif

 

DO NOT try this at home!

Crushing beer cans with my boob... - GIF on Imgur

 

 

Wasn't ready for this level of tiddy disrespect. Dude at the end clearly hasn't had them long enough to handle them, probably took out the center board with her dong.

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my batshit ex and her cousin took me  up somewhere in ashland wi for my 4th official trip on shrooms . had no clue her house was hella infested with bed bugs until it got dark and i was 2 hours into what ended up a 6 hour trip.  

 

MFW i realized shit wasnt visuals

AridFlawlessLemming-size_restricted.gif

 

 

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