aLBERThOFFMAN Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 You've really got a way with words skimask Quality shit posting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 I hope someone gave you some carne asada and some cold modelos. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) https://ibb.co/h1YwCsT Edited July 31, 2019 by NightmareOnElmStreet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) Edited July 31, 2019 by NightmareOnElmStreet I’m fuckin old and forgot how to gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 real skimask hours whom up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Was thinking about this shit with my fighting skills and a full-body kevlar vest, I could probably fuck up a gorilla brehs------ With this stipulation: he is not allowed to 'rush into my body' to knock me over. That really is the only way they can win and if you take it away, then I will come home with the victory. The win is either by knockout or by forcing the opponent to run away. Here is my proof that I can win: if he cannot knock me down, then I will automatically stay on my feet, meaning my boxing skills will be the deciding factor I have apocalyptic power in both hands. And of course, since I am a boxer of immense talent, my footwork is immaculate, so it's doubtful that he could even get a takedown to begin with. Also, with the kevlar suit, his teeth will be meaningless and his blows will only make me stronger. A gorilla can only kill by knocking you down and biting or punching you. He also may try tearing you apart, but again, I have the suit on, so I will be immune to it. This is how it will go, the gorilla will try to rush me to knock me over, he will find it is disallowed, he will try to stand and trade. Having no training, his blows will be ineffective and weak. The fear and panic will begin to mount within him as he sees me smiling with steely determination. Then I will knock him the fuck out at my leisure. If someone can actually show me how my logic has failed, then I will paypal you some money. You won't be able to though. Discuss-----------111 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Town Shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Didn’t post any pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Sound logic. 0 flaws found. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, where said: Didn’t post any pics Yea hold the horn garrett let me take a picture of thoughts then we can talk about rick and morty after-------- 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 No dead pit bull = you scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, where said: No dead pit bull = you scary Where do you get your haircut at----??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, abrasivesaint said: Sound logic. 0 flaws found. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 hours ago, LUGR said: That bitch smoking a joint lol---------You be on that deep web shit breh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 They have cow auctions in Oakland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, CALIgula said: They have cow auctions in Oakland? No---------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 But they do have great taco trucks. The one by 100th and International blvd is good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, CALIgula said: But they do have great taco trucks. The one by 100th and International blvd is good. Named the right area------------not some gentrified vegan taco west oakland bullshit------ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Let's not kid ourselves friends, pound for pound the new Burger King tacos are the best tacos you can get in the Americas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Kevlar suit or not. You gon die fuckin round with a gorilla, b. I don’t think the suit or your immaculate footwork will protect you from gorilla strength breh. Unless......Them tacos you stay eating got super ancient Mayan poWers in em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Can someone post the link to the news story, without linking it here on the forum. The reason being, analytics will show that people are visiting the video from this forum. We can paste into our URL bar, we're smart enough for that. @Boris The Butcher- I think you're one of my new favorite members. I like your confidence and the fact that you've honed a primal skill that can benefit anyone in life to know and be good at. Plus, your attitude is funny. I would like to hear more stories about how people made mistakes in crossing you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Qawee said: Let's not kid ourselves friends, pound for pound the new Burger King tacos are the best tacos you can get in the Americas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Oof. Hard to tell if that's before or after you eat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Look at that craftsmanship as well as that juicy beef, gonna go to the King right now and pick up 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Looks like you're Marked for Death, or at least diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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