TreSixO Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Whom remember salami pocket. I can't recall the context but I still call people salami pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I do not recall this, however.... story time with seeking..... the year is 1997. I’m a dj and promoter in Detroit. After booking hieroglyphics a couple times for shows, we wind up being somewhat friendly. Particularly taje and A plus. On one of these trips the guys tell me they need to find a big ass bag for merch. I happened to have a friend that worked at an army navy store that just let us steal shit, so we headed up there. After getting a bag, we head to my house, which was nearby, so they could reorganize their shit. During this period of my life i was living with my grandmother, because grandmothers are the 5th element of hip hop and i was, as is probably evident, VERY hip hop. So we get to the house and they bring all the stuff into the living room where my grandmother happened to be watching jeopardy. For the next hour or so, Taj and A sat on the floor next to my grandma rolling t-shirts and playing along with jeopardy. It was hilarious. Eventually, my g-maw, bring the host she is, offered to make them sandwiches. An offer they refused. They did however - and this brings us to the situational relevancy of this story- go into the fridge and take a few pieces of lunch meat for a game they liked to call ‘meat pocket’. The object of the game, it seems, was to put a piece of meat in the pocket of someone’s jeans in their bag, then eventually laugh when days later it was discovered, rotten and stinking. Having toured and lived in vans with dudes, this seems to me to be a game in which everyone loses, but hey, I don’t make the rules. And that is the story of hieroglyphics and the meat pocket. Also, Del is 100% just as weird as you’d expect him to be. (Happy now raven?) 4 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 30 minutes ago, seeking said: I do not recall this, however.... story time with seeking..... the year is 1997. I’m a dj and promoter in Detroit. After booking hieroglyphics a couple times for shows, we wind up being somewhat friendly. Particularly taje and A plus. On one of these trips the guys tell me they need to find a big ass bag for merch. I happened to have a friend that worked at an army navy store that just let us steal shit, so we headed up there. After getting a bag, we head to my house, which was nearby, so they could reorganize their shit. During this period of my life i was living with my grandmother, because grandmothers are the 5th element of hip hop and i was, as is probably evident, VERY hip hop. So we get to the house and they bring all the stuff into the living room where my grandmother happened to be watching jeopardy. For the next hour or so, Taj and A sat on the floor next to my grandma rolling t-shirts and playing along with jeopardy. It was hilarious. Eventually, my g-maw, bring the host she is, offered to make them sandwiches. An offer they refused. They did however - and this brings us to the situational relevancy of this story- go into the fridge and take a few pieces of lunch meat for a game they liked to call ‘meat pocket’. The object of the game, it seems, was to put a piece of meat in the pocket of someone’s jeans in their bag, then eventually laugh when days later it was discovered, rotten and stinking. Having toured and lived in vans with dudes, this seems to me to be a game in which everyone loses, but hey, I don’t make the rules. And that is the story of hieroglyphics and the meat pocket. Also, Del is 100% just as weird as you’d expect him to be. (Happy now raven?) LOLOLOLOL! You can count on this story being immortalized for all time. I'll personally bump it once a decade, but going to assume it's going to do well enough on its own. Thanks for sharing dude! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 That's pretty funny. Seeking's grandma sounds like the grandma you'd imagine. I wonder if she likes Werther's. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted July 18, 2019 Author Share Posted July 18, 2019 52 minutes ago, seeking said: During this period of my life i was living with my grandmother, because grandmothers are the 5th element of hip hop ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereotav Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 That's hilarious! Time to start meat pocketing dudes! *No context alert* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 reminds me of the Grumpy Old Men back seat fish scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I bet Del was the victim of the meat pocket game... Hence the name: the "funky" homosapien 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Rocket in her salami pocket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) The bag would probably hold the majority of the rotten meat smell, but once it’s opened it would be anarchy in that van. Edit: unrelated to salami pocket but i know of stories of dudes pissing into cups and pouring them down the vents along the windshield of other bands vans in the summer so when they had the AC blasting it would reek of piss. Edited July 21, 2019 by abrasivesaint 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Maybe Del is short for deli 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Delicatessen the funky meat pocket /nohomo didn't test well with teen audiences. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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