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what are you drinking right now? (under 21 not admitted)

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Guest beardo

beardOE800 is on vacation, im just filling in for the night. im sporting a Miller High Life 40oz. keepin it white boy.

 

if you arent drinking, then you arent cool enough to post in my thread.

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Guest 455

Hey Beardo-I got a White Russian right here....got to get started early before I hit the bars....also got a fifth of Jack in the cupboard.

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i got a fridge full of kirin lagers but its 11:45am and i gotta go back to work so its just green tea for now.

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Alcohol Warnings

 

 

 

 

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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I have two 24oz icehouses in my bag... waiting to get picked up so I can go somewhere other than my house to drink them... Ive been drinking far too much expensive beer lately, time to get back to my roots... perhaps I will post again later...

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the quote below is from someone drinking petes wicked for the first time... I do agree, it tasted like burnt paper...

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been drinkin on a pint of newcastle. had some wild turkey earlier. fixin to go drink on some bud light. not my preference but free beer is free beer.

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I am a wee bit under age, but I'm drinking a few shots of tequila to put me to sleep. I have a ong day of skiing ahead of me.

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im drinking Banisteriopsis caapi and Psychotria viridis fresh made tea.

 

A starsparkle of love burst in me just then, and my breath followed the divine pattern of the now familiar ecstatic sweetness... the child entity waved and the playground objects tinkled laughter. 'Come play again,' they invited.

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Guest WebsterUno

*Yakity Yak*

 

and a lil cheeba.

 

Im bout to be off to a partay!

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Guest printer

stolen soda from burger king. sprite to be more precise.

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Guest beardo

im the only rapper in punk rock that would walk 2 miles for more beer.

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