glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 i'd still rob banks in other states cuz its a felony either way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, glorydays said: @Schnitzelthats a pretty clever idea....i'd send it to a PO box Maybe you need to move it across a border before you post it.? say you rob a bank in Cuba Alabama, you're possibly wanting to go to Toomsuba Mississippi before you drop it. or at least across a county line maybe? In case anybody's planning you post it to me I'll post it onwards for 10 cents on the dollar. (postage comes out of your end). Nicely packed to up 6 addresses of your choice! #sidehustle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Schnitzel said: Maybe you need to move it across a border before you post it.? say you rob a bank in Cuba Alabama, you're possibly wanting to go to Toomsuba Mississippi before you drop it. or at least across a county line maybe? In case anybody's planning you post it to me I'll post it onwards for 10 cents on the dollar. (postage comes out of your end). Nicely packed to up 6 addresses of your choice! #sidehustle IF i were to ALLEGEDLY rob a bank I will keep that in mind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoopyDolo Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 How do you listen to Lionel Richie without your Dad finding out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 i think the recurring theme here is that the only way to get away with anything is for this crime to be absolutely random no connections, no acquaintences random ass victims 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, DoopyDolo said: How do you listen to Lionel Richie without your Dad finding out? obviously kill him first then dispose of body in varity of ways listed above. then put on "endless love" and give yourself a hand shandy or if you're low on time headphones br0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, DoopyDolo said: How do you listen to Lionel Richie without your Dad finding out? blast on speakers in dad's room with a note proclaiming your love for a person of the same sex 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 46 minutes ago, glorydays said: thats true...getting bagged with a gun would just add time also That was my line of reasoning as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Of the most recent data published by the FBI, in 2016 4,900 people committed 4,250 bank robberies 2,530 were charged, 51%. Profiling analysis points to 40% caught being first timers motivated by drugs, while the other 60% have priors for bank robbery. Roaches tho..... https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-cockroaches/bug-business-cockroaches-corralled-by-the-millions-in-china-to-crunch-waste-idUSKBN1O90PX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Kults said: If you wanted to go about disappearing off the face of the earth how would you do it, what steps would you take Eat a bunch of nitro-laced beans, hold a cigarette lighter under my arse and fart myself into the sun. In realilty, it's going to be next to impossible to do soon, unless you have access to serious resources, given the ubiquity of biometric sensors in the world. The trick won't be to discappear but to spoof the system without alerting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dangerous hypotheticals sounds like a sick punk band 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 On the body disposal piece: in Colorado (I assume other states as well) pit mining holes are all over in the mountains. These things are usually about 10' across and deep, my dad's old jobsite had several that were 60+ ft deep and had water pooled at the bottom. I feel like posting this information will be used against me in the distant future when I need to use one of them, hopefully raven will delete my account for me. ? 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 the ol doomsday account delete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 16 hours ago, Fist 666 said: On the body disposal piece: in Colorado (I assume other states as well) pit mining holes are all over in the mountains. These things are usually about 10' across and deep, my dad's old jobsite had several that were 60+ ft deep and had water pooled at the bottom. I feel like posting this information will be used against me in the distant future when I need to use one of them, hopefully raven will delete my account for me. ? ALLEGEDLY lolol but yea, body disposal isn't difficult the fucking deed is the major obstacle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Cartel just melts people in acid. Law enforcement have found several barrels of "sludge" that were just melted human remains. Bones and all, all gone, no identifiable DNA. Pretty nasty shit, I don't know what what acid they're using for it. edit: sorry missed the part where you guys already talked about acid in barrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 (edited) Would you rathed french kiss you mom, or hold and m80 and light it in your hand Edited January 29, 2019 by Moe Szyslak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Not sure if this is on topic tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Moe Szyslak said: Not sure if this is on topic tho its not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 (edited) Just sayin..... $18.99 https://www.amazon.com/Kids-Stuff-Rigid-Wall-Swimming/dp/B01FSYDJD2/ref=sr_1_12_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1548790122&sr=8-12-spons&keywords=kiddie+pool&psc=1 $39.99 https://www.amazon.com/Campla-Privacy-Dressing-Changing-Camping/dp/B06Y4YRM7T/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1548790190&sr=8-16&keywords=portable+shower+curtain $79.99 https://www.amazon.com/BLACK-DECKER-CS1216-Corded-Chainsaw/dp/B00TJ3FBOY/ref=sr_1_3_sspa?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1548790757&sr=1-3-spons&keywords=chainsaw&psc=1 $12.09 https://www.amazon.com/Hefty-Ultra-Strong-Kitchen-Drawstring/dp/B01BZ0MR54/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1548790458&sr=8-5&keywords=black+garbage+bags Total: $151.03 1 Liter = 39.99 https://www.amazon.com/LabChem-LC256602-Sulfuric-0-02N-0-01M/dp/B01BKWOYJY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1548791603&sr=8-3&keywords=sulfuric+acid $3999.00 100 liters = (26.41729 Gallons) a little more than 1/2 barrel Edited January 29, 2019 by Mercer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 29, 2019 Author Share Posted January 29, 2019 48 minutes ago, Mercer said: $3999.00 100 liters = (26.41729 Gallons) a little more than 1/2 barrel if you were to go into the business of disposing bodies...this would be the cost of running one I guess i'd be charging at least 15k per body and I would try to at least find a wholesaler for some of this stuff, especially the acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Re the cost of acids: I volunteer at household waste drives to get old paint--it is amazing what stuff people bring in: a Korean war vets widow brought a mustard gas grenade (drive was closed and bombsquad called), chemistry teachers with full labs worth of chemicals, smoke bombs, cs grenades, lots of ammo... But to the point, if you live in a major metro area I would bet you could get 50 gallons of hcl in 3 to 4 drives... muriatic acid in much less time as that's common with swimming pool people, but I don't know if that will destroy a body or not Cormac mccarthys shittiest work, The Counsellor, has an amusing body disposal method of the cartels. Put body in barrel, put barrel inside septic pump truck, put truck back into service until it eventually gets opened up... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I was focused on a one time deal, wasn't planning on big budget/multiple body situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Well, not with that attitude... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Fist 666 said: cs grenades 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) This pretty much sums it up. Edited January 30, 2019 by ~KRYLON2~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 I think itd be lucrative as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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