glorydays Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Thread is for "what ifs" Anything goes....no judging Just put up taboo hypotheticals Mine will be: if you were to rob a bank, how would you do it? Put up your plans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) Stake out a small branch in a town or village. See when the brinks trucks does the pick ups. Go in a few times, scope it out, preferably one without a guard. Setup a small fire nearby, check out the authorities reaction times. Aim to work within that window. Do it the day before pickup. Don’t use a gun, just a note will do. Allude to having one though. Don’t just take what’s in the droor, get the clerk to go to the reserve. Find out how much local banks carry in their reserves. Ask for a specific amount and make sure the clerk wads trough the bundles before you bag Em to make sure there’s no die packs. Casually walk out. Have a throwaway vehicle. Use it to get a few block away then ditch it. Change clothes, remove mask, toss ASAP. They won’t go for DNA for something so Small. Use public transit or rented hotel room nearby. Don’t do it again. Profit ? Edited January 24, 2019 by Kults 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 If you wanted to go about disappearing off the face of the earth how would you do it, what steps would you take Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 30 minutes ago, Kults said: If you wanted to go about disappearing off the face of the earth how would you do it, what steps would you take Convert all assets to crypto, buy a fake passport on the dark web, memorize passcode for crypto, pick someplace nice and fly there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 If you ended up with a dead body in your livingroom right now, how would you go about disposing of it. Budget $250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mercer said: If you ended up with a dead body in your livingroom right now, how would you go about disposing of it. Budget $250 Drain it. Deep freeze it. Let it thaw out. Cut it up with a hacksaw. Burn the fingers, fuck the teeth up. Spread the body parts around by dumping them in lakes with a duffel bag/bricks. Even if they're found, chances are the different areas aren't in contact with one another and wont put it all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Kults said: They won’t go for DNA for something so Small. Good up until this point, idk where you live but the FBI does forensics on every bank robbery. I guess if its rinky dink as fuck it might get backlogged but theyre getting better at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, where said: Good up until this point, idk where you live but the FBI does forensics on every bank robbery. I guess if its rinky dink as fuck it might get backlogged but theyre getting better at that. Canada. We definitely dont take DNA for bank robberies here. especially non violent ones. Alright so lets adjust the plan, wear gloves, toss the mask and clothes somewhere they wont be found. I also forgot; Use a payphone, call in a shooting at a location at least 25 mins away before you walk in. Delay the response as much as possible Edited January 24, 2019 by Kults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Mercer said: If you ended up with a dead body in your livingroom right now, how would you go about disposing of it. Budget $250 did I cause the dead body? if not call the authoritires have them take it away for free. 250 bucks on beers because "they would have wanted it that way" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Mercer said: If you ended up with a dead body in your livingroom right now, how would you go about disposing of it. Budget $250 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Mercer said: If you ended up with a dead body in your livingroom right now, how would you go about disposing of it. Budget $250 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Pretty sure he smashed the dump owners daughter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Mercer said: Pretty sure he smashed the dump owners daughter Obviously ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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where Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 In most NE states at least where you can have pigs is an ordinance issue, and they are even differentiated from other types of livestock. Having pigs just isnt practical most places......and would cost way more than $250. Thats why you build a shed with a underground metal reinforced chamber and fill it with cockroaches and have them eat the body. Chinese companies have already hybridized some types of roach for waste disposal, try n hit up Chinatown for the plug on larvae in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 an underground 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 the dead bodies would go in acid....as much as i can get my hands on dump the liquid in a hole in the ground in the middle of fuck nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Kults said: Stake out a small branch in a town or village. See when the brinks trucks does the pick ups. Go in a few times, scope it out, preferably one without a guard. Setup a small fire nearby, check out the authorities reaction times. Aim to work within that window. Do it the day before pickup. Don’t use a gun, just a note will do. Allude to having one though. Don’t just take what’s in the droor, get the clerk to go to the reserve. Find out how much local banks carry in their reserves. Ask for a specific amount and make sure the clerk wads trough the bundles before you bag Em to make sure there’s no die packs. Casually walk out. Have a throwaway vehicle. Use it to get a few block away then ditch it. Change clothes, remove mask, toss ASAP. They won’t go for DNA for something so Small. Use public transit or rented hotel room nearby. Don’t do it again. Profit ? i would def steal a car locally first...switch out the plates also it'd be hard to rob a bank, big or small, without any firearms small bills, cash drawers only...i'd def hit banks out of state and in the middle of nowhere i'd do a string of them also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, glorydays said: i would def steal a car locally first...switch out the plates also it'd be hard to rob a bank, big or small, without any firearms small bills, cash drawers only...i'd def hit banks out of state and in the middle of nowhere i'd do a string of them also Ya think? Im thinking the clerk would shit their pants regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kults said: Ya think? Im thinking the clerk would shit their pants regardless. thats true...getting bagged with a gun would just add time also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, glorydays said: the dead bodies would go in acid....as much as i can get my hands on dump the liquid in a hole in the ground in the middle of fuck nowhere good idea but acid going to cost you a bit if you're buying enough to dissolve a body surely. another option put acid and body in safe container and bury container in middle of nowhere. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders this happened down my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 You can show a gun, your finger, your dick, or nothing at all. These days employees are told to comply and just hand over the money, and some have been fired for playing hero. Bank doesn't give a fuck, their money is insured and any U.S. bank robbery is a federal crime, so the FBI will get called. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Once you have the money and you're making getaway dump much of it in prepaid post satchel to predetermined safe address. Drop satchel in unrelated postbox hopefully just before pickup time. That way when you get pulled up later you've not got the cash on you but the postal service is merrily transporting it for you. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: good idea but acid going to cost you a bit if you're buying enough to dissolve a body surely. another option put acid and body in safe container and bury container in middle of nowhere. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders this happened down my way. it'd be a matter of displacement, i think breaking the body down to fit into a smaller container with enough acid to fill out the rest id dump the liquid out tho cuz itd suck if they found a barrel full of acid and body fluid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schnitzel Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, glorydays said: it'd be a matter of displacement, i think breaking the body down to fit into a smaller container with enough acid to fill out the rest id dump the liquid out tho cuz itd suck if they found a barrel full of acid and body fluid you're right I was imagining a 40 gallon barrel full of acid. read the link I included they found 6 of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: You can show a gun, your finger, your dick, or nothing at all. These days employees are told to comply and just hand over the money, and some have been fired for playing hero. Bank doesn't give a fuck, their money is insured and any U.S. bank robbery is a federal crime, so the FBI will get called. 2 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: Once you have the money and you're making getaway dump much of it in prepaid post satchel to predetermined safe address. Drop satchel in unrelated postbox hopefully just before pickup time. That way when you get pulled up later you've not got the cash on you but the postal service is merrily transporting it for you. @One Man Bannedthats true...but i thought its a federal crime only over a certain amount @Schnitzelthats a pretty clever idea....i'd send it to a PO box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: you're right I was imagining a 40 gallon barrel full of acid. read the link I included they found 6 of them yooo...dude had a whole crew to do serial murders that's crazy son you def would need a whole team to help with that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, glorydays said: @One Man Bannedthats true...but i thought its a federal crime only over a certain amount @Schnitzelthats a pretty clever idea....i'd send it to a PO box Banks are part of the Federal Reserve system and most have some language about being insured by FDIC so automatic fed crime. FBI plays more of a supporting role unless someone crosses state lines, or commits multiple robberies, or poses a danger like they used a weapon or some shit, but they still getting called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, One Man Banned said: Banks are part of the Federal Reserve system and most have some language about being insured by FDIC so automatic fed crime. FBI plays more of a supporting role unless someone crosses state lines, or commits multiple robberies, or poses a danger like they used a weapon or some shit, but they still getting called. so i'd be looking over my shoulder my whole life @Kultsitd have to be a fast job...going into the vault would be a no no that shit would turn into a hostage situation quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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