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Who's Your Baby Daddy(s)

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Guest defyone

LUDACRIS IS MY BABY DADDY!!!

as is Wes.

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Don't you be talkin bad bout my babys daddy. Carl Ray he didnt mean to do all those bad things they acused him of. He's a good man and a good daddy. Hes already done tol me that when he gets out of the joint (which he says if all goes well should be soon) that we's gonna go start a new life together in one of those warm place with no extrediction laws. That sounds mighty nice.

 

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Guest Agt. Adopus

Big Werms my big daddah niggaz... TRY DAT SHIT YO! WERD.

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Originally posted by defyone

wait, thats my baby daddy

 

Shut up you little slut. He don't love you like he do me. We is sole mates.

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Guest defyone

naw slut, CarlRay is my baby daddy.. he say you dun been knocked up too many times this past week. he done called you a loosy goosy.

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Originally posted by defyone

naw slut, CarlRay is my baby daddy.. he say you dun been knocked up too many times this past week. he done called you a loosy goosy.

 

Carl Ray done said that ya'lls pussy is as busy as a cows tail during fly season. You like a postage stamp, they lick you, stick you, and send you away.

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Re: Uncle Bubba!

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

Carl Ray!?! He yo baby daddy?

Tell him Bubba Joe sez Hi!

 

Bubba Joe I ain't seen you since the last family reunion. I was sorryful to hear that Cousin Mabel Jean and ya'lls baby had that extra foot. We has been prayin for ya. As for Carl Ray he done gone to prison for making big money - it was a quarter of an inch too big.

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Guest defyone
Originally posted by iCEBERG

ahahhaa look at his wife beater ahahaaha its all up on his stomach ahahah i enjoyed that way too much.

 

imma dude so shes my babys mamma

 

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girl... you look so good.

 

 

uhmm this is a "BABY DADDY THREAD" not a baby momma thread. take this bullshit else where.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

Dont be a stranger, yall should visit more often!

 

Happy to hear bout yalls good fortune. I will come visit when I can. We mowed the yard and found a car so maybe I can come soon. Grammy is still on house arrest after that fight she got into over the handicapped parking space.

 

Heres a photo of CarlRay Jr. Aint he gettin big.

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Well I gotta go now. The man thats installationing my new deer blind in the front yard is here.

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Guest WebsterUno

Well, aunt Bessie is still nursing the black eye

she got at BINGO, damn people calling numbers too fast!

I still got the pikchures of your place, you know, the ones

you sent me before the hurricane blew off your roof.

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Looks like Jrs finally growing into his head now, OK,

gotta go, WWF Rasslin is coming on.

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ooh Bubba it has been too long since yall have been here. I am attaching some photo graphs of the neighborhood so you can see all of the fancy improvements we have been making down here.

 

This is our new trailer. You remember cousin Jimmy John dontcha? He is so handsome now that he got his teeth fixed.

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This is my best friend Mary Janes house. They just repainted it. She wanted something different cause Joe Bob kept forgetting which trailer was his. I lost count of how many times she found that man in another womans bed cause he got lost.

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This here is the new swimmin hole. Itell open up as soon as that eviromentile projection agentcy says that the toxins are all gone.

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Now dont yall tell Carl Ray about this but I met this very nice man who was paying me to give him massages. He has a rare disease where the muscles in his pelvis region get get all stiff and rigid and he must have them massaged at least two or three times a day. With all the extra money I was able to buy us a motor home for that trip we are going to take.

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Guest WebsterUno

hahahahaha…lol, that 'RV'

has access for the handicap!

I need one of those.

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Bubba you still got that there yacht. Walmat finally threw out the picktyours that hadnt been picked up so I was able to get the ones I took when we were at your place on vacation two summers ago. I am enclosing some of the prettiest shots. Somehow there were over two dozen photos of the dog with a beer bottle in his bottom. Now I just dont understained that. hope yall enjoy these remembrances of our time apart.

 

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Here is this here great big yawts that your fancy pants friends had. You know sometimes I still get a pain in my rear whens I sneeze.

 

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This here is of yalls trailer park entrance. I like the new sign.

 

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Member when the lectrik compny tol yall theys was gonna shut of yalls lecktrikitee? An yall dumped yalls old traily house on theys propty.

 

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This hears the picktyours from our big night on the town. This hear was them dancing men Mabel Jean and eye saw downtown. Carl Ray had a smile on his face for a week after what seeing them boys did to me.;) :love: :love2: :love: :love2: :love: :love2: :scramble: :spent: :beat:

 

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Yalls neighbore Varon Bon Schlitz. Does his still have that litle fetish wit the fish?

 

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On that there edyoukshunel tours to City Hall.

 

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At Buck and Sharon Jean Toofs hitchin sarahmonee.

 

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Such a nice reesepshon back on the farm.

 

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Guest blood as ink

yee haw (holy shit this post scares me)

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Guest 455

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!what the fuck?....Jesus Christ....this thread is....this thread is....fuck it-this thread reminds of me of watching "Gummo".seeing people chilling out wearing Krokus t-shirts and driving Camaros with no tailpipes...someone should post a picture of Wal-Mart...that would fit right in....haha..

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