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Mall Cop gets canned for farts

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A friend brought this to my attention and its so ridiculous its worth sharing

 

A RL mall cop had an IG account where he would post short clips of himself ripping all kinds of farts in his uniform. The mall gets wind of it (hah) and fires him. Hilarious all around.

https://www.instagram.com/paulflart/?hl=en

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/vbjkg3/this-security-guard-filmed-all-his-farts-for-six-months-and-went-viral

 

 

 

So what do you guys think? Legend or Dickhead?

 

I'm personally leaning towards Legend

 

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1 minute ago, +plus+ said:

beautiful

 

he played his part until the end 

Bahahah true!

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Curious why you would give dude legend status?  Not sure this is legendary considering I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere in the past where someone recorded all of their shits for a year or something like that.  Dude is just a farter who recorded it.  Howard Stern has probably done far more for farting than this one guy.  And for a dude as portly as he is, I would have expected some bigger firepower.  Anyhow, not legendary IMO, but still worth sharing.  As far as dickhead, I would have said no, just purebred American idiot, except for his firing video.  Dude did something stupid on the job and got canned and now he's filming it like he's the champ or something?  Unless there's some horrible boss/work fucked him over backstory to this I'd have to say 100% dickhead.

 

No idea why this topic reminded me of this, but I'l leave it here:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP_gV2cWntg

 

 

 

Edited by One Man Banned

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I would not have terminated him unless and until it interfered with his ability to do the job or became a genuine distraction in the workplace. 

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4 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

Curious why you would give dude legend status?  Not sure this is legendary considering I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere in the past where someone recorded all of their shits for a year or something like that.  Dude is just a farter who recorded it.  Howard Stern has probably done far more for farting than this one guy.  And for a dude as portly as he is, I would have expected some bigger firepower.  Anyhow, not legendary IMO, but still worth sharing.  As far as dickhead, I would have said no, just purebred American idiot, except for his firing video.  Dude did something stupid on the job and got canned and now he's filming it like he's the champ or something?  Unless there's some horrible boss/work fucked him over backstory to this I'd have to say 100% dickhead.

 

No idea why this topic reminded me of this, but I'l leave it here:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP_gV2cWntg

 

 

 

Fair enough. I think he’s an internet Legend for putting the whole thing together and going the distance with it. Most memes are one n dones but this took some serious dedication. He’s definitely a jackass, just a funny one. 

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I was waiting for him to drop his guts at the end of the firing video. 
Now that would have been fucking funny

 

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Same, I thought he was going to rip one while the guy was firing him.  Lol that would have been a bit of a step in the legendary direction.

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