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How to get rid of bums outside my window

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Amazing this is still an issue for you.  Feel like you must be doing something wrong here.

Hopefully where you are gets cold.  If the cold doesn't rid you of bums, at least you can pour water around the tree to make it icy.  

But please keep checking back so we can keep having fun with this.

 

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1. Place well fed dogs throughout the trees branches on a series of well built pooping platforms.

2. Wait for the weather to turn to dog shit.

3. Profit?

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Have you considered vigilantism? It works for Batman. You could smoke some wet and put on a cape an' shit.

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It doesn't get cold here, that's part of the problem and why there's so many damn bums here. Today it's 68F and sunny, I'm still trying to find a creative way to get them out of here permanently. This would be hilarious if it wasn't happening to me, I gotta admit.

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As much fun as that would be, the last thing I need is for them to see any electronics that I own. Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though.

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16 minutes ago, Kalashnikov said:

As much fun as that would be, the last thing I need is for them to see any electronics that I own. Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though.

howie mandel drip these fuckin fools dogggggggggggg

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4 minutes ago, mn1_fuckos said:

Have you tried asking them to Vamoose?

what a nuanced contribution  

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2 hours ago, Kalashnikov said:

Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though.

 

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On 1/10/2019 at 6:04 PM, mn1_fuckos said:

Have you tried asking them to Vamoose?

Yeah, it works temporarily. By that I mean for a few hours. I am gonna go up on the roof and see if there is any type of water hookup (doubtful), if there is I'm gonna run a hose and just leave it on so the tree floods.

 

The stupid bitch downstairs goes out there and gives them weed and cigarettes in exchange for them fucking off, so yeah... they've been coming back.

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the lack of compassion in this thread is disgusting, you should all be ashamed, a bunch of cis assholes without any empathy 

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15 hours ago, LUGR said:

Tell your landlord/property manager to do their job.

^

 

Im frankly amazed this thread has gone on this long.

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17 hours ago, where said:

the lack of compassion in this thread is disgusting, you should all be ashamed, a bunch of cis assholes without any empathy 

Where the fuck do you think you are pilgrim?

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2 hours ago, Kults said:

Where the fuck do you think you are pilgrim?

Ill pray for you, brother

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2 minutes ago, where said:

Ill pray for you, brother

Ya how about you go fuck yourself with a rusty shiv instead

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couple hundred bucks

 

fuck ton of liquor

 

give it to the bums

 

they die of alcohol poisoning

 

???

 

profit

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what does cis mean when combined with asshole?

 

 

fuck then, empathy for the troubled and homeless only goes so far. I wouldn’t be putting up with that. I’d be sniping them with a slingshot. 

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what does cis mean when combined with asshole?

 

 

Fuck them, empathy for the troubled and homeless only goes so far. I wouldn’t be putting up with that. I’d be sniping them with a slingshot. 

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what does cis mean when combined with asshole?

 

 

Fuck them, empathy for the troubled and homeless only goes so far. I wouldn’t be putting up with that. I’d be sniping them with a slingshot. 

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