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How to get rid of bums outside my window

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Pretty sure you're going to need to break those while they're there for maximum effectiveness.

 

Don't know if you can still order but you can amuse yourself with a browse through here: 

http://www.spymall.com/catalog/revenge.htm

 I've always liked their ideas.  I've eyed sonic nausea for a long time.  Sounds a little like something that happpend recently at a Cuban embassy.

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1 hour ago, Kalashnikov said:

I'm inside in the AC with my windows closed livin' good eatin' steak and shrimps, I couldn't care less how it smells out there. Not like it smelled the greatest to begin with anyways.

Meanwhile, outside your window...

 

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Liquid Ass

 

Saw a similar post on Reddit - hella people claim this product is legit.

 

Read the reviews.

 

 

Also my first thought is a solar (wireless) motion light that is installed nearby but out of their reach.

 

Usually those partaking in bum type activities like to do ao under the cloak of darkness. A light would irritate the shit out of them.

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That tree spot is 2/10 (reduce to 1/5) how I pictured it, like not even that cool it’s barely mentionable as furniture, I pictured a living couch, disappointing, fuck. And I was really counting on this thread.

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Somebody left behind a bowl and fork on my treelawn.

I gave it 72 hours to be recovered and then threw it in the garbage.

 

 

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2 hours ago, morton said:

Somebody left behind a bowl and fork on my treelawn.

I gave it 72 hours to be recovered and then threw it in the garbage.

 

 

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This reminds me of a story from years ago. My cousin had parked his car overnight in a shitty part of town by some railroad tracks. He was going to fuck some broad in that area so it couldn’t be avoided.

 

Next morning, he finds the cars rear window smashed in and braces for the worst. He had a snowboard in the back seat, bunch of expensive snap on tools in the trunk and an ounce of weed in the spare wheel compartment. Absolutely nothing missing... there were cig butts put out on his dashboard and a half eaten bowl of porridge on the passenger seat. So some bum broke in there to smoke some cigs and eat his breakfast then just peaced out.

 

Some people man lol

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29 minutes ago, where said:

The bums stole him 

On some can’t beat them join them type shit.

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I'm still here, my bad for not checking in for a little bit. Been busy doing daily boring life shit.

 

So anyways I got a hold of my landlord and told him about this shit. I was like "calling the cops probably won't do a whole lot" (which is true, this is Miami and the laws here are extremely friendly towards homeless people) hoping they'd have some type of better idea. All he said is that I can call him anytime and he'll call the cops. So not much help there. The cops can literally just tell them to leave, and then they'll be back the next night if not even 5 minutes later.

 

There was a cop sitting out there when I got home today though and there have been no bums to be found. The cop left a while ago but the bums are still missing in action, which is cool. I've been doing the stink bomb thing here and there, but some days they're already out there by the time I get home from work so I'm screwed.

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If only there was a good way to anonymously deliver stink bombs directly to the bums as they chill...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 11/6/2018 at 8:26 PM, Kalashnikov said:

I've been doing the stink bomb thing here and there, but some days they're already out there by the time I get home from work so I'm screwed.

“Take a look at yourself...”

 

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