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Kalashnikov

How to get rid of bums outside my window

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They call it a treelawn in Cleveland, back in Seattle we called it a planting strip. At any rate they are within the public right of way, and have the same rights to be there as anyone else.  

 

In an attempt to get the riff raff to move on from sidewalk in front of the McDonald's in downtown Seattle they used to play country music, it never seemed to work all that well and I always wondered if they spawned any young black country fans in the process. 

 

I do not have any ideas beyond honest confrontation. 

 

Perhaps a spotlight.

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12 hours ago, Kalashnikov said:

 

I don't wanna have the cops deal with it because I just don't like dealing with cops. That's definitely my inner DAO coming out but that's just how it is. Even if that wasn't the case though, to quote the kids in The Wire, somebody's always watching. People talk. This isn't really the hood but it's not yuppieland either. Working class you might say.

 

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I don’t really understand that mentality but whatever works for you. Hope it works out regardless.

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Sounds like you're dealing with ignorance and should know better type shit which to me kind of makes it open season in terms of a response, don't see kindness or talking common sense working here.

Why is this spot outside your building the hangout?  Just because of the tree?  Must be more to this?

And where's pics?

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@Mercer

 

We use to pop those inside of my high school.

 

it was great coordinating  with a bunch of friends to drop those all at the same time in different parts of the school. 

 

Good times

 

 

 

 

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The best was slipping one quietly into the back pocket of someone before school, then hearing about their homeroom evacuating after they took a seat.

 

Good times. 

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@mn1_fuckosWe used to smash those in our high school hallways too, back when they were really popular. Fuck that makes me sound old.

 

I'll get pics tomorrow, it's dark now and the bums are currently hanging outside the bar down the block in an attempt to get free booze, is what it seemed like when I walked by a minute ago. I don't want to attract attention to the tree and summon them. My girl suggested pouring diesel on the tree but that's not very environmentally friendly as per our previous discussion.

 

The cop thing, ehh. Even if I wanted to deal with them, they wouldn't do shit except tell them to move along, and they can't even really do that as far as I know. If they showed up again in 5 minutes it would just turn into a cycle.

 

They do have cardboard lying out there now though, guess they got tired of sitting in fish guts.

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20 minutes ago, Kalashnikov said:

The cop thing, ehh. Even if I wanted to deal with them, they wouldn't do shit except tell them to move along, and they can't even really do that as far as I know. If they showed up again in 5 minutes it would just turn into a cycle.

 

They do have cardboard lying out there now though, guess they got tired of sitting in fish guts.

Maybe not. Then again they'd be on your side if anything ever escalated or those bums crossed some line. I get it, you just don't want to deal with them, we covered that much. It would just be so shit if you took matters into your hands first without at least trying that option. Then you'd get arrested and the obvious question would be; why didn't you just call us to deal with it?

 

You pay them a ton of money yearly to handle exactly this kind of crap. Why subject yourself to interactions with those bums if you can just call someone who's job it is to do just that. Whether we like it or not we pay for their "protection" may as well get your money's worth no?

 

Just my 0.02c

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2 minutes ago, LUGR said:

What kind of tree is it?

Surprised no one has asked this yet

 

This thread needs pics

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Kalashnikov’s Block

 

I hope it’s a coconut tree.

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6 minutes ago, LUGR said:

Kalashnikov’s Block

 

I hope it’s a coconut tree.

Draco daiquiris

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Put signs all over  dad say no loitering  and any trespassers will be arrested have the landlord do this and with having the signs once the cop show up and if they do show up they have to arrest him by law you can only do this if the signs are up.

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