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Guest professor poopatronic

punching yourself in the face

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Guest professor poopatronic

today i came up with this idea that every day i dont get any work done i should punch myself in the face as hard as i can at the end of the day. well lo and behold i did absolutely nothing today so a few minutes ago i punched myself really hard right below the eye problem is, i kinda liked it and kept hitting myself for a few minutes and now i'm in a good deal of pain. looks like i need a new motivator.

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Guest got tha feva

Start pulling out a single tooth starting with your molers everytime you fail to get shit done. No whiskey or novacane either.

 

Prude

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theres a local band called The Murdered Houswives, and they have a cd titled: When the lights go out, i'm going to punch myself in the face until i die.

 

i thought that was fitting.

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indeed.

my friend has an obsession with punching himself in the forehead extremely hard... i prefer other people hitting me, then me returning the favor

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whenever i get a cramp in my side or a naggin pain i just punch it repeatedly , it seems to work.............or i just stop noticing that pain bc my puching myself hurts worse

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Guest defyone

Pencil's to the eye is a pretty good motive to get shit done.

im available for hire. just call me 773 324 6161

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I have some great moments on video of people punching themselves on the face. Take a camera to a drinking party and just ask people to themselves. It works, I swear, then the next morning you review the tape and your like, "HOLY SHIT I THINK HE BROKE HIS OWN NOSE! HAHAHA!"

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Originally posted by professor poopatronic

problem is, i kinda liked it and kept hitting myself for a few minutes

 

They have support groups for people like you. ;)

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