Guest professor poopatronic Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 today i came up with this idea that every day i dont get any work done i should punch myself in the face as hard as i can at the end of the day. well lo and behold i did absolutely nothing today so a few minutes ago i punched myself really hard right below the eye problem is, i kinda liked it and kept hitting myself for a few minutes and now i'm in a good deal of pain. looks like i need a new motivator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 yeah... i told myself i was gonna beat off whenever i wasn't getting stuff accomplished... problem is i've barely moved in a week now:spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest got tha feva Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Start pulling out a single tooth starting with your molers everytime you fail to get shit done. No whiskey or novacane either. Prude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 theres a local band called The Murdered Houswives, and they have a cd titled: When the lights go out, i'm going to punch myself in the face until i die. i thought that was fitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 indeed. my friend has an obsession with punching himself in the forehead extremely hard... i prefer other people hitting me, then me returning the favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 whenever i get a cramp in my side or a naggin pain i just punch it repeatedly , it seems to work.............or i just stop noticing that pain bc my puching myself hurts worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest defyone Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Pencil's to the eye is a pretty good motive to get shit done. im available for hire. just call me 773 324 6161 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 maybe if I punch you in the head it will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 I have some great moments on video of people punching themselves on the face. Take a camera to a drinking party and just ask people to themselves. It works, I swear, then the next morning you review the tape and your like, "HOLY SHIT I THINK HE BROKE HIS OWN NOSE! HAHAHA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by professor poopatronic problem is, i kinda liked it and kept hitting myself for a few minutes They have support groups for people like you. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 where u been? i like doing that its pretty fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 I've punched myself in the balls before.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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