Mercer Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 On 5/10/2022 at 1:12 PM, KILZ FILLZ said: Turned my biggest lawn into xeriscape, but I'm guilty of this. I terminate anything outside of a healthy blade of grass on sight, cleanest lawn on my street this year after a lot of digging up weeds, and planting grass. I don't think the lawn-care industry created this demand that much. I think for most dudes it just feels good reminding mother nature who runs these coordinates., and signalling for appearances. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Lawns are a throw back to lords stunting on the peasants who needed to grow their own food to survive. Lol. Super big dick energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 On 5/3/2022 at 1:20 PM, ndv said: My lowered ride has a weight limit. 595951c0ce1eeb4b2523de42c4902717.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 12 Author Share Posted May 12 35 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Lawns are a throw back to lords stunting on the peasants who needed to grow their own food to survive. Lol. Super big dick energy. True story, Smol PP energy probably makes me fantasize about chopping down trees, rolling up the lawn and growing more food. Namely popcorn for some reason. My wife's not down with the idea, and I'm kinda on thin ice with this smol PP. It's best I don't upset her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Mercer said: True story, Smol PP energy probably makes me fantasize about chopping down trees, rolling up the lawn and growing more food. Namely popcorn for some reason. My wife's not down with the idea, and I'm kinda on thin ice with this smol PP. It's best I don't upset her. Haha. Your wife doesn't want you growing food the way she throws down in the kitchen? Our front yard is full of trash looking flowers. I'm gonna try to get it labeled as an insect wild life sanctuary so I never have to cut that shit again. Edited May 12 by mr.yuck Fixed some hillbilly grammatical issues 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I wish I had a small pp 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 4 hours ago, Mercer said: True story, Smol PP energy probably makes me fantasize about chopping down trees, rolling up the lawn and growing more food. Namely popcorn for some reason. My wife's not down with the idea, and I'm kinda on thin ice with this smol PP. It's best I don't upset her. Be like @Dark_Knightand turn that m upside down. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Embrace superior cactus garden aesthetic. Never have to yell “get offa my lawn!!!” 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 5/11/2022 at 6:29 PM, mr.yuck said: Lawns are a throw back to lords stunting on the peasants who needed to grow their own food to survive. Lol. Super swol PP energy. *fixed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 13 Author Share Posted May 13 Choice was an illusion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted May 15 Author Share Posted May 15 Absolute ride or die Queen 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 @Mercer you're always bring spice to the table. I like that meme alot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 2 hours ago, Mercer said: Props to the Right...lol Anyhow, so going back to the federal reserve. So I am waiting on some details from a job, but in the mean time I am speaking with my customer and explaining how complex the job is going to be in the state it is in to do my job. And I was kinda jokingly but more so as a hint-hint, the job isn't gonna be cheap. My words to them were simply this. I am not sure who you are billing The DoD or Ferederal Reserve. Because the DoD works on a budget, The Federal Reserve just prints money. I'd bill the federal reserve. My customers just pause for a moment and just look at me. I may post pics of what I gotta do if I can even get it done. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 20 Author Share Posted May 20 I avoid the subject altogether for the most part, the hardest part is passing on good jokes until after a few of those type fall flat or fly over people's heads. Most people never have questioned anything, and I find that questionable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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