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On 5/10/2022 at 1:12 PM, KILZ FILLZ said:

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Turned my biggest lawn into xeriscape, but I'm guilty of this. I terminate anything outside of a healthy blade of grass on sight, cleanest lawn on my street this year after a lot of digging up weeds, and planting grass. I don't think the lawn-care industry created this demand that much. I think for most dudes it just feels good reminding mother nature who runs these coordinates., and signalling for appearances.

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35 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

Lawns are a throw back to lords stunting on the peasants who needed to grow their own food to survive. Lol. Super big dick energy.

 

True story, Smol PP energy probably makes me fantasize about chopping down trees, rolling up the lawn and growing more food. Namely popcorn for some reason. My wife's not down with the idea, and I'm kinda on thin ice with this smol PP. It's best I don't upset her.

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20 minutes ago, Mercer said:

 

True story, Smol PP energy probably makes me fantasize about chopping down trees, rolling up the lawn and growing more food. Namely popcorn for some reason. My wife's not down with the idea, and I'm kinda on thin ice with this smol PP. It's best I don't upset her.

 

Haha. Your wife doesn't want you growing food the way she throws down in the kitchen? Our front yard is full of trash looking flowers. I'm gonna try to get it labeled as an insect wild life sanctuary so I never have to cut that shit again.

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Fixed some hillbilly grammatical issues
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4 hours ago, Mercer said:

 

True story, Smol PP energy probably makes me fantasize about chopping down trees, rolling up the lawn and growing more food. Namely popcorn for some reason. My wife's not down with the idea, and I'm kinda on thin ice with this smol PP. It's best I don't upset her.

Be like @Dark_Knightand turn that m upside down.

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On 5/11/2022 at 6:29 PM, mr.yuck said:

Lawns are a throw back to lords stunting on the peasants who needed to grow their own food to survive. Lol. Super swol PP energy.

*fixed

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2 hours ago, Mercer said:

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Props to the Right...lol

 

Anyhow, so going back to the federal reserve.  So I am waiting on some details from a job, but in the mean time I am speaking with my customer and explaining how complex the job is going to be in the state it is in to do my job.  And I was kinda jokingly but more so as a hint-hint, the job isn't gonna be cheap.  My words to them were simply this. I am not sure who you are billing The DoD or Ferederal Reserve.  Because the DoD works on a budget, The Federal Reserve just prints money.  I'd bill the federal reserve. 

 

My customers just pause for a moment and just look at me.   I may post pics of what I gotta do if I can even get it done. 

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I avoid the subject altogether for the most part, the hardest part is passing on good jokes until after a few of those type fall flat or fly over people's heads. Most people never have questioned anything, and I find that questionable.

 

 

 

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