GnomeToys Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I found 1 weird trick to instantly make you show up on all the searches. I got this popup immediately: "WOW HOW DO I DO THIS MAGICAL PROFILE FUCKERY AND GET RECRUITERS SLURPING MY NUTS?", you scream incoherently. I added work experience. ? ? ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Your hired 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 LinkedIn is just the "professional" fuckboi network.... like facebook, but... "professional". 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 So far all I’ve seen from LinkedIn are a handful of messages that could have been just as easily emailed (in fact it would have been easier since I could’ve just responded straight away instead of click a link to go to the website, then respond) and a fuck ton of spam offering everything from marketing advice to accounting services and SEO. Total waste. They’ll be dead before Instagram. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 LinkedIn: The only place your mom can recommend you for MySQL database experience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 Meh, I've gotten a bunch of interviews through there (when I wasn't in a good state to be interviewing) and a lot more requests that I ignored because I wasn't looking. Very little spam, but I still don't like the place much and pseudo-randomize the work history and profile every once in a while to see what kind of hilarity it produces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 A short time after I posted the same screenshots on linkedin, two advertising / SEO agencies, one local and one in DC Metro, viewed it and started requesting me in their network. I deleted the account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I might need to polish up my LinkedIn profile after reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 My best luck has been on dice.com for tech jobs. Careerbuilder.com also works. I went to college on udemy.com for $10 one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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