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Steel Schnauzer

Checks And Balances

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When dating a new chick it’s I’mportant to 

get to know one another it’s also important  to check that bitch and put her in her place from time to time.

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So she put your balls in her purse and now you're upset 'cause they can't come out and play whenever you'd like?

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I've been married for 7 years, been with my wife for probably more like 11 or 12.  God help me if something didn't work out and I had to go back into the dating pool.

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2 hours ago, Fist 666 said:

So she put your balls in her purse and now you're upset 'cause they can't come out and play whenever you'd like?

I Don’t have a girlfriend no.

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When I first moved in with my Ex who grew up in Japan, I mentioned it's considered rude & unsanitary to leave the toilet seat down in the U.S.. She sometimes left the seat down, but never complained if I left it up, that's the type of love dreams are made of.

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12 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said:

When dating a new chick it’s I’mportant to 

get to know one another it’s also important  to check that bitch and put her in her place from time to time.

 

2 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said:

I Don’t have a girlfriend no.

Maybe it's just me, but i think these two quotes are connected somehow. 

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12 hours ago, Mercer said:

When I first moved in with my Ex who grew up in Japan, I mentioned it's considered rude & unsanitary to leave the toilet seat down in the U.S.. She sometimes left the seat down, but never complained if I left it up, that's the type of love dreams are made of.

This belongs in lifes tips and tricks thread lol

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Had to have a  financial discussion w my GF last night. almost at the 2 year mark. 

She lost her job and has been working various gigs but nothing consistent. 

She does what she can but it hasn't been enough recently. Been doing the math on how much i could save without her. 

Am i terrible or pragmatic for doing that?

 

tired of not doing things we want to do because she is working 2 days a week and i am working full time. 

I make 13 an hour about 900 every two weeks and cover rent, internet, electricity. 

am I too deep 

 

and the kicker....she got fired from her job because of something I did. WEW LAD 

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^ Ive been there. Eventually I gave her the boot cause it was clear she was perfectly happy living like that. I wanted more out of life. I feel for you though, when you're in the thick of it its a fuckin pain

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Yea, the worst is my ex is making serious money and wants to get back w me but I know how that ends. She drank too much though and was unpredictable

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2 hours ago, +plus+ said:

Yea, the worst is my ex is making serious money and wants to get back w me but I know how that ends. She drank too much though and was unpredictable

Not worth it, I feel ya. Other than a few really rare cases I wouldn't think going back to an ex would be healthy or productive.

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This story is so stupid. 

 

I worked at a smoke shop for 2 years and she started working there. We started dating right as I quit on good terms. 

We had accounts there you could buy stuff on and pay off later. I came in when she was working and got some stuff and she was going to put it in her as account. I planned to pay later, I'm not a cunt. I had been doing this all the time and never had any problems with bossman. Boss was there and thought she was letting me walk out w stuff. She was already at odds with this guy so she got the boot. 

 

I felt bad. The shop was turning me into a misreble bastard and I saw it happening to her so it's good she didn't stay in the end. Now shes taking classes and teaching those wine mom painting classes once or twice a week. 

 

I been on a desk job assist type deal and its been pretty stressful even my job is easy. It's just dealing with people that gets annoying. Don't miss working w people zooted out of their heads though

 

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So help me, if some dummy ever tried to put me in my place I’d fuck his dad and leave immediately.

 

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18 minutes ago, SheepOrDie said:

So help me, if some dummy ever tried to put me in my place I’d fuck his dad and leave immediately.

 

With a strap-on?

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11 hours ago, SheepOrDie said:

Maybe just a tongue up the butt.

That’d do it 😂

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On 8/1/2018 at 6:14 PM, +plus+ said:

Yea, the worst is my ex is making serious money and wants to get back w me but I know how that ends. She drank too much though and was unpredictable

I'm sure you aren't going to do it but if you are thinking about it

 

DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

 

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