Dick Quickwood Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 hahaa god bless fred meyer's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "HHHWHOA, it's TOdd..." -Butthead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof. Galbraith's Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 its from the otherday. in Vallejo cruising down Oakland Blvd...or someshit...at work doing the door to door hustle steezy, our team mate gets back in the van after almost getting into an altercation almost gone physical with an old Vallejo geezer.. "i almost socked that white ass nigga" homey was phillipino and the rest of our team in the van was black white and somaon. i think of it as a great day in race relations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "itd be gnarly to have a rad girlfriend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 MY GIRL: i should be an english teacher gr0WisM: you should be a bitch gr0WisM: oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 deto's quote of the day... Originally posted by Pistol If I was a kitten I would fuck a kitten. Or even if I was some dirty old cat I would probably still fuck a kitten. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "I'd stick my whole head in there" - 40 year old co-worker talking about some hot milf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "You know, I think getting splattered in the face with diarrhea would be the only time a man would be permitted to let out a girlish squeel without any repercussions...." - myself, in response to my brother's comment that that stupid game thing that you pass around until someone gets it wrong, then it sprays water in your face would be much more fun if filled with urine, or better yet, diarrhea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN GRANDMA'S PIE!" -g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 " I dont have time for this bullshit " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelACKson Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "its time to kick ass and wrap grilled veggie burritos and we're all out of grilled veggies asshole!" -my coworker at the burrito shop " i tried walkin the straight and narrow but that dont work i tried takin LSD and going to church i tried workin hard everyday and that just makes me bored i dont want very goddamn much, why cant i have it lord?" -jimmy cousins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelACKson Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 shit! some more... "i dont appreciate damaged goods you wouldnt leave me if you could your mama asked me if i loved you well dont a brown bear shit in the woods? since you left ive been shittin, and ive been pissin just tryin to get you out of my system" ---------------------------------------jonny corndawg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "Whats that? Is that a bug?" - Ellie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "hey........man.......this is a private residence." "you are entering a world of pain." "no one messes with the jesus." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 homer as the monorail conductor "yes bart, im the best mono thingy guy there ever was" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "i'm going to slice your cunt bitch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "yes, 78 cents from greese!". " dad, the bacon for that greese cost 41 dollars" "yeah, but your mom bought the bacon" "but mom gets her money from you" "and i get my money from greese, where's the problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "oh, why do we need church shoes, jesus wore sandals"bart "well, maybe if he had better arch support they woulda caught him"homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "destroy what destroys you" "kill confusion by destroying options, Burn your bridges to stay warm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 fresh as fuck-me and i am watchin one of the 274 simpsons episodes i have, so i will add more simpsons quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "my sash says ultraman" Ralphy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "Think of just how dumb the average person is... ..now realize that half the people in the world are even dumber." -Wise insights from my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 "if rubbing frozen dirt on your genitals is wrong, then I don't want to be right..." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nafe sheeps* Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 "i like to play baseball with gofers" "popping my cars tires will make a better grave yard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 "have you ever seen bang bus?" my homie that just got his first computer today.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 "i dont want it squirting on to my face..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 "i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood and cum on my hands" - the stereo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboticDog17 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 "school is kinda hard"-me after getting a 76 on my history final. I got the grade raised though, that was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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