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Trolling the SO

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What do you do to troll your significant other (SO)? I feel like everyone is going to have their own techniques enabling us to share and expand our toolset.

 

I've had this pile of about 7 pairs of folded jeans that I intended to donate..... for months. Still haven't done it. Last night I had the great idea that I was going to make the first pair of jorts I've ever owned, and make them very short. Sorry no pictures will be shared of this. Trust that I've been annoying the crap out of my girlfriend with them in the short period of free time I've had at home since then.

 

"Hey my eyes are up here!"

"I'm not a piece of meat!"

"I'm going to wear my summer outfit all year round in doors because it's so comfortable."

etc.

 

This is easy for anyone to do because I'm sure everyone reading this has a pair of jeans they don't care about. If I had a pickup truck I might be inspired to buy a tarp and make a truck pool. You know, Texas and all.

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I support a better football team than her

 

Even though her team beat mine on the weekend

 

This relationship is on the rocks

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I draw dicks on her grocery shopping lists on a regular basis.

Haha! I do this too! I'll add obscure non-grocery items in her hand writing

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I would disagree about things she knew I agreed with her on and would claim I was just playing devils advocate, even though when I did it shit escalated quickly.

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^Note the past tense. I have no memory when it comes to actors, I play it up a little sometimes for fun, like saying I do not know who Audrey Hepburn is when she is watching an old movie. I piss people off enough without trying so I try to be very sparing when it comes to intentionally riling them up.

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