Vanity Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 aww shit... vanity done got hit on.... for the first time... ever... totally blew it, but that's not the point. nothing says mack like blushing, sweating, and stuttering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 :) :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 so, youre a virgin? or what? details please. this area is about spilling your life out to strangers (wink,wink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 24, 2002 Author Share Posted January 24, 2002 ha ha.. yeah, a virgin... didnt get a name or a number, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 how old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Was she hot? Considering you blushed,sweat and ... it sounds like she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 how old was she??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrImeY Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Was it a guy or a girl???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 when I worked in the mall jailbait and uglies would try to mack it to the Zack Morris...I think they were just going touse me to get to screech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 24, 2002 Author Share Posted January 24, 2002 old enough to drink legally, she was about the same. i think she was alright... i have a bad habit of not really looking at chicks when they talk to me. screech is in a band now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 i wanna know details so that if you really blew it i can laugh some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 24, 2002 Author Share Posted January 24, 2002 yeah, tease... i can see how that would suck. :confused: there's not much details. she started talking to me, and checking me out: nothing rude or anything. and i stuttered out responses and tried to change the subject off myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 i got one of my sister's friend's coming over to fuck on saturday. she called the other day and she asked me if i wanted her to be my baby mama. she was like "i order for that, we have to have sex." i was like ok but you have to give me head and she said ok. im 19, shes 18. shes got nice titties and overall pretty decent so im down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup ahahaha ive had girls grab my ass at tha mall...scary stuff... most of them werent to cute though :( i hate when all the ugly girls like you or get brave and try to talk to you... sucks. teasero i had a girl grab my ass while i was painting a legal wall....(theres a really weird thought, me painting a wall...) and i had this really hot girl grab my ass at college right in front of a whole shitload of people... but no booty from either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup ahahaha ive had girls grab my ass at tha mall...scary stuff... most of them werent to cute though :( i hate when all the ugly girls like you or get brave and try to talk to you... sucks. teasero fuckin word.....if a ugly girl likes me leave it at that...BUT WHEN THEY FUCKIN SEND YOU LETTERS AND ASK YOU TO DANCE....life is unfair im only 15 so i have some more time to get laid:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest L.RonHubbard Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 21 year old virgin? man i gots to lauhg...sorry. go get a hoe or something. cause when it comes tim for you to fuck you gon be even more embarassed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 girls never talk to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 not after the sexin bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 good for you... on another note...the first time a GUY hit on me...was in 7th grade... yea.. thats San Francisco For you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 i wish girls would hit on me, why do i always have to do all the hitting?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 i hit on girls all the time , too bad it never works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 that's cute that you take shit so personally... but it's cool.. i don't take shit personally :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killtheradio Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 girls are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 C (My girlfirend)says: u know.......I was jus thinkin bout this mornin K(ME) says: What's that? Cl says: It's so nice to wake up and see ur boyfriend naked K says: Is it really?.....lol C says: yes K says: Me and my little friend? Cl says: lol C says: ya ur friend was happy to see me this morning K says: Your funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Girls never hit on me.....of course, I don't tend to go to places where they would...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo C (My girlfirend)says: u know.......I was jus thinkin bout this mornin K(ME) says: What's that? Cl says: It's so nice to wake up and see ur boyfriend naked K says: Is it really?.....lol C says: yes K says: Me and my little friend? Cl says: lol C says: ya ur friend was happy to see me this morning K says: Your funny... :lol: :lol: good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 We claim they don't hit on us,but we are just so damm stuck up and stuck on stoopid that when these broads give us the gleaming eye contact like" Come ova here and tickle my fancy look" we freeze up. Then the next hour or day later we swear we should have made a move. Yeah thats the problem. So keepin it TRUEBLUE ,the next time you get that eye contact. You go for it and flat out approach with a PIMPed out line like " Hey Shawty ,Im diggin you and you diggin me, so what a ya say we skip the introductions and get this jumped off !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Girls never hit on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by chicken bone bump! :lol: Good comeback... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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