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i got one of my sister's friend's coming over to fuck on saturday. she called the other day and she asked me if i wanted her to be my baby mama. she was like "i order for that, we have to have sex." i was like ok but you have to give me head and she said ok. im 19, shes 18. shes got nice titties and overall pretty decent so im down.

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Originally posted by cmeup

ahahaha ive had girls grab my ass at tha mall...scary stuff...

 

most of them werent to cute though :(

 

i hate when all the ugly girls like you or get brave and try to talk to you...

 

sucks.

 

teasero

 

i had a girl grab my ass while i was painting a legal wall....(theres a really weird thought, me painting a wall...)

and i had this really hot girl grab my ass at college right in front of a whole shitload of people...

 

but no booty from either...

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Originally posted by cmeup

ahahaha ive had girls grab my ass at tha mall...scary stuff...

 

most of them werent to cute though :(

 

i hate when all the ugly girls like you or get brave and try to talk to you...

 

sucks.

 

teasero

 

 

fuckin word.....if a ugly girl likes me leave it at that...BUT WHEN THEY FUCKIN SEND YOU LETTERS AND ASK YOU TO DANCE....life is unfair

 

im only 15 so i have some more time to get laid:)

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Guest L.RonHubbard

21 year old virgin? man i gots to lauhg...sorry. go get a hoe or something. cause when it comes tim for you to fuck you gon be even more embarassed

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  • 1 year later...

C (My girlfirend)says:

u know.......I was jus thinkin bout this mornin

K(ME) says:

What's that?

Cl says:

It's so nice to wake up and see ur boyfriend naked

K says:

Is it really?.....lol

C says:

yes

K says:

Me and my little friend?

Cl says:

lol

C says:

ya ur friend was happy to see me this morning

K says:

Your funny...

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

C (My girlfirend)says:

u know.......I was jus thinkin bout this mornin

K(ME) says:

What's that?

Cl says:

It's so nice to wake up and see ur boyfriend naked

K says:

Is it really?.....lol

C says:

yes

K says:

Me and my little friend?

Cl says:

lol

C says:

ya ur friend was happy to see me this morning

K says:

Your funny...

 

:lol: :lol: good call.

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We claim they don't hit on us,but we are just so damm stuck up and stuck on stoopid that when these broads give us the gleaming eye contact like" Come ova here and tickle my fancy look" we freeze up. Then the next hour or day later we swear we should have made a move. Yeah thats the problem. So keepin it TRUEBLUE ,the next time you get that eye contact. You go for it and flat out approach with a PIMPed out line like " Hey Shawty ,Im diggin you and you diggin me, so what a ya say we skip the introductions and get this jumped off !!!

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