Zack Morris 4 Posted January 23, 2002 whats a pirates favortie place to eat? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRby's did you hear about the new pirate movie? it was rated AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR what kind of socks do pirates wear? AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRgyle add some more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Santa Claus 0 Posted January 23, 2002 here, i'll make soothing ocean noises. wooosshhh wooossshhh WEEDOOOOOOOO KAH KAH!! ARGH MATEY! arrrrrrrrent pirate jokes just the best! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seeking 253 Posted January 23, 2002 what did the pirate say to SKULLFUCKER? NO, you arrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest blood as ink Posted January 23, 2002 what's a pirate's favorite book? treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island. ok that was bad sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ASER1NE 3 Posted January 23, 2002 wow this is stupid , funny tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
When 3 Posted January 23, 2002 so i says mable i says ARRRRRRRRR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smart 178 Posted January 23, 2002 so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar... "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?" Pirate says: "Yar! It drives me nuts." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rage- 71 Posted January 23, 2002 "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain I love the Simpsons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
REGULATOR 0 Posted January 23, 2002 nothing beats mr. crab's "arr arr arr arr" from spongebob squarepants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iCEBERG 0 Posted January 23, 2002 ill give it my best shot how much does it cost for pirates to peirce their ears? A Buck-an-ear! hahaha haha hehehe hehe heh *snort* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graffsurgeon 0 Posted January 23, 2002 a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says "hey where do you get them things?" the parrot says "africa, there's thousands of them" dont cry people..i edited it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smart 178 Posted January 23, 2002 this little kid dresses like a pirate for halloween, the elderly lady next door asked what he was and he said: 'I'm a pirate!' she says: 'where's your bucaneers?' he says: 'under my buckin hat!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 23, 2002 Q:what city in Canada is also a pirate's contest. A: Winnipeg! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinyl junkie 0 Posted January 24, 2002 Originally posted by Smart so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar... "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?" Pirate says: "Yar! It drives me nuts." this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swif1 34 Posted January 24, 2002 HAHA a pirate walks into a bar. sits next to a navy guy. navy guy asks: how did you lose your leg? pirate: shark bite navy guy: oh...why do you have a hook on your arm? pirate: because i was in a duel navy guy: oh..what about the eye patch..?? pirate: a bird shitted on my eye ...that was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swif1 34 Posted January 24, 2002 bump because i thought my joke was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest serpent of the light Posted January 24, 2002 that was kinda funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pistol 385 Posted January 24, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!" Yo Bojangles, a little late on that one. Funny though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 damn...i didnt read the rest. oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dik.n.ur.ear 0 Posted January 24, 2002 what's a pirate's favorite beer??? LONE_STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Porcheezee Posted January 24, 2002 what's another name for pirate treasure? well i think it's booty... i'm sorry it was more of a catcall than a joke anyways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 24, 2002 arrrrrrrrghhh... a vast ye scurvy swabs ! http://images.animfactory.com/animations/people_m_z/pirates/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_md_wht.gif'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bug Posted January 25, 2002 bump for the funniest thread in a while Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
