Posted January 23, 200223 yr whats a pirates favortie place to eat? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRby's did you hear about the new pirate movie? it was rated AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR what kind of socks do pirates wear? AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRgyle add some more.
January 23, 200223 yr here, i'll make soothing ocean noises. wooosshhh wooossshhh WEEDOOOOOOOO KAH KAH!! ARGH MATEY! arrrrrrrrent pirate jokes just the best!
January 23, 200223 yr what did the pirate say to SKULLFUCKER? NO, you arrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay!
January 23, 200223 yr what's a pirate's favorite book? treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island. ok that was bad sorry.
January 23, 200223 yr so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar... "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?" Pirate says: "Yar! It drives me nuts."
January 23, 200223 yr "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain I love the Simpsons
January 23, 200223 yr ill give it my best shot how much does it cost for pirates to peirce their ears? A Buck-an-ear! hahaha haha hehehe hehe heh *snort*
January 23, 200223 yr a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says "hey where do you get them things?" the parrot says "africa, there's thousands of them" dont cry people..i edited it.
January 23, 200223 yr this little kid dresses like a pirate for halloween, the elderly lady next door asked what he was and he said: 'I'm a pirate!' she says: 'where's your bucaneers?' he says: 'under my buckin hat!'
January 24, 200223 yr Originally posted by Smart so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar... "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?" Pirate says: "Yar! It drives me nuts." this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny...
January 24, 200223 yr HAHA a pirate walks into a bar. sits next to a navy guy. navy guy asks: how did you lose your leg? pirate: shark bite navy guy: oh...why do you have a hook on your arm? pirate: because i was in a duel navy guy: oh..what about the eye patch..?? pirate: a bird shitted on my eye ...that was funny
January 24, 200223 yr a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!"
January 24, 200223 yr Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!" Yo Bojangles, a little late on that one. Funny though!
January 24, 200223 yr what's another name for pirate treasure? well i think it's booty... i'm sorry it was more of a catcall than a joke anyways
January 24, 200223 yr arrrrrrrrghhh... a vast ye scurvy swabs ! http://images.animfactory.com/animations/people_m_z/pirates/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_md_wht.gif'>
October 7, 200222 yr http://www.thesync.com/snack/pirates.jpg'> "arrrgh im a ruthless pirate, i put quotes under my pictures, you dirty scallywags"
October 7, 200222 yr Originally posted by -Rage- "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain I love the Simpsons Ha Ha Ha... I love that Episode! It was also funny when the sea captain said in that singles auction, "Yarghhhh... I'm not attractive.."
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