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Zack Morris

pirate jokes

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whats a pirates favortie place to eat?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRby's

 

did you hear about the new pirate movie?

it was rated AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

what kind of socks do pirates wear?

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRgyle

 

add some more.

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what did the pirate say to SKULLFUCKER?

 

 

NO, you arrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay!

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Guest blood as ink

what's a pirate's favorite book?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island.

 

 

ok that was bad sorry.

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so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar...

 

"Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender

 

the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says

 

"Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?"

 

Pirate says:

 

"Yar! It drives me nuts."

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"Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain

"You mean the hot pants?" - First mate

"Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain

 

 

I love the Simpsons

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ill give it my best shot

 

how much does it cost for pirates to peirce their ears?

 

A Buck-an-ear!

 

hahaha haha hehehe hehe heh *snort*

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a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

the bartender says "hey where do you get them things?"

the parrot says "africa, there's thousands of them"

 

dont cry people..i edited it.

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this little kid dresses like a pirate for halloween, the elderly lady next door asked what he was and he said:

 

'I'm a pirate!'

 

she says:

 

'where's your bucaneers?'

 

he says:

 

'under my buckin hat!'

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Guest --zeSto--

Q:what city in Canada is also a pirate's contest.

A: Winnipeg!

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Originally posted by Smart

so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar...

 

"Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender

 

the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says

 

"Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?"

 

Pirate says:

 

"Yar! It drives me nuts."

 

this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny...

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HAHA

 

a pirate walks into a bar.

 

sits next to a navy guy.

 

navy guy asks: how did you lose your leg?

 

pirate: shark bite

 

navy guy: oh...why do you have a hook on your arm?

 

pirate: because i was in a duel

 

navy guy: oh..what about the eye patch..??

 

pirate: a bird shitted on my eye

 

...that was funny

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Guest serpent of the light

that was kinda funny.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!"

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Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES

a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!"

Yo Bojangles, a little late on that one. Funny though!

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

damn...i didnt read the rest. oh well.

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Guest Porcheezee

what's another name for pirate treasure? well i think it's booty...

i'm sorry

 

it was more of a catcall than a joke anyways

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