Zack Morris Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 whats a pirates favortie place to eat? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRby's did you hear about the new pirate movie? it was rated AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR what kind of socks do pirates wear? AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRgyle add some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 here, i'll make soothing ocean noises. wooosshhh wooossshhh WEEDOOOOOOOO KAH KAH!! ARGH MATEY! arrrrrrrrent pirate jokes just the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 what did the pirate say to SKULLFUCKER? NO, you arrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 what's a pirate's favorite book? treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island. ok that was bad sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 har har haaar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 wow this is stupid , funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 so i says mable i says ARRRRRRRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar... "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?" Pirate says: "Yar! It drives me nuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain I love the Simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 nothing beats mr. crab's "arr arr arr arr" from spongebob squarepants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 ill give it my best shot how much does it cost for pirates to peirce their ears? A Buck-an-ear! hahaha haha hehehe hehe heh *snort* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says "hey where do you get them things?" the parrot says "africa, there's thousands of them" dont cry people..i edited it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 this little kid dresses like a pirate for halloween, the elderly lady next door asked what he was and he said: 'I'm a pirate!' she says: 'where's your bucaneers?' he says: 'under my buckin hat!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Q:what city in Canada is also a pirate's contest. A: Winnipeg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Originally posted by Smart so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar... "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?" Pirate says: "Yar! It drives me nuts." this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 HAHA a pirate walks into a bar. sits next to a navy guy. navy guy asks: how did you lose your leg? pirate: shark bite navy guy: oh...why do you have a hook on your arm? pirate: because i was in a duel navy guy: oh..what about the eye patch..?? pirate: a bird shitted on my eye ...that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 bump because i thought my joke was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 that was kinda funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!" Yo Bojangles, a little late on that one. Funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 damn...i didnt read the rest. oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 what's a pirate's favorite beer??? LONE_STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Porcheezee Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 what's another name for pirate treasure? well i think it's booty... i'm sorry it was more of a catcall than a joke anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 arrrrrrrrghhh... a vast ye scurvy swabs ! http://images.animfactory.com/animations/people_m_z/pirates/pirate_with_bottle_of_rum_md_wht.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 bump for the funniest thread in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 i dont have a joke but i liek this thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 http://www.thesync.com/snack/pirates.jpg'> "arrrgh im a ruthless pirate, i put quotes under my pictures, you dirty scallywags" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 pirates rock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 played out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain I love the Simpsons Ha Ha Ha... I love that Episode! It was also funny when the sea captain said in that singles auction, "Yarghhhh... I'm not attractive.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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